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Post by The Mad Plumber on Nov 16, 2011 20:27:59 GMT -5
Come, Sloane-sters. Visit Sloane's New World Dictionary to learn actual words of the English language that you probably didn't even know existed.
cen·o·bite
a member of a religious order in a monastery or convent
Did I tear your soul apart?
el·e·phan·ti·a·sis
a chronic disease of the skin characterized by the enlargement of the legs or other parts, and by the hardening of the skin: it is caused by obstruction of the lymphatic vessels, esp. by filarial worms
pig·nut
1. any of several bitter-tasting hickory nuts
2. any tree they grow on
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Post by siamesesin on Nov 16, 2011 20:53:20 GMT -5
ass*hat
See "Ratso".
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Post by Mitchell on Nov 16, 2011 21:51:12 GMT -5
I think you misspelled "dictionary," at least for Sloane.
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Post by mummifiedstalin on Nov 16, 2011 23:50:34 GMT -5
slap·a·bitch
fixin' poopie, Ratso-style.
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Post by Don Quixote on Nov 16, 2011 23:56:06 GMT -5
'New World Sloan Penistionary' would bring in the kids more. You should consider a title change.
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Post by Mitchell on Nov 17, 2011 19:05:19 GMT -5
DON QUIXOTE YOU HAVE ACTIVATED THE PROFANITY FILTER, PLEASE REPORT TO SECTOR SEVEN FOR SUMMARY EXECUTION.
HAVE A NICE DAY.
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Post by Crowfan on Nov 17, 2011 19:28:58 GMT -5
That only took six years.
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Post by Mitchell on Nov 17, 2011 21:55:33 GMT -5
CROWFAN YOU HAVE QUESTIONED THE COMPUTER'S EFFECTIVENESS AND/OR EFFICIENCY. PLEASE REPORT TO SECTION TWELVE FOR EXCEPTIONALLY SLOPPY SUMMARY EXECUTION
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Post by siamesesin on Nov 18, 2011 13:27:55 GMT -5
Find his off switch.
And no, I won't be the one to flip it.
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Post by Crowfan on Nov 18, 2011 16:52:14 GMT -5
I think you already did.
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Post by Ratso on Nov 18, 2011 19:05:42 GMT -5
I remember once during indoor recess my friend and I took all the class dictionaries and drew giant green penises inside all of them. A few weeks later to my endless amusement our teacher told everybody to grab a dictionary and look up a couple words...
Our teacher almost had an aneurysm by the end of the day.
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Post by mummifiedstalin on Nov 18, 2011 19:09:20 GMT -5
I remember once during indoor recess my friend and I took all the class dictionaries and drew giant green penises inside all of them. A few weeks later to my endless amusement our teacher told everybody to grab a dictionary and look up a couple words... Our teacher almost had an aneurysm by the end of the day. And people ask why I stopped teaching high school... |
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Post by Ratso on Nov 18, 2011 19:14:33 GMT -5
I remember once during indoor recess my friend and I took all the class dictionaries and drew giant green penises inside all of them. A few weeks later to my endless amusement our teacher told everybody to grab a dictionary and look up a couple words... Our teacher almost had an aneurysm by the end of the day. And people ask why I stopped teaching high school... If you had me in class I would have been your most favorite student EVER. |
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Post by siamesesin on Nov 18, 2011 20:47:10 GMT -5
I remember once during indoor recess my friend and I took all the class dictionaries and drew giant green penises inside all of them. A few weeks later to my endless amusement our teacher told everybody to grab a dictionary and look up a couple words... Our teacher almost had an aneurysm by the end of the day. And people ask why I stopped teaching high school... I think you neglected to read that bit about "indoor recess". My guess is our young Ratso was not yet in high school yet. Told you he was gifted beyond his years. |
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