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Post by Apostasy's Angel on Nov 18, 2011 9:45:34 GMT -5
It's been a few years since I stepped down as Mayor of Sloane, but it's good to see things continuing on without me. I trust there are just as many cute track uniforms and as much ham as there was when I last stopped by!
THE REASON FOR MY RETURN: If you had a magic smartphone, what sort of apps would you install?
This is the question man would have been asking since the beginning of time, provided smartphones had been around since the beginning of time. I think an app to warn me of impending zombie invasions would be useful. Safety first!
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Post by Mitchell on Nov 18, 2011 11:32:04 GMT -5
I'd have an app that would let me post to Sloane from the comfort of the humper.
Just like right now. IT'S A CHRISTMAS MIRACLE!
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Post by siamesesin on Nov 18, 2011 13:24:01 GMT -5
I'd want an app to warn me when those stupid cheesy Blythe dolls were around so I could pack my flame thrower.
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Post by Crowfan on Nov 18, 2011 16:53:14 GMT -5
I would want a phone to warn me when stupid people were coming, so I could shoot them.
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Post by mummifiedstalin on Nov 18, 2011 17:09:22 GMT -5
Jesus. And here I was enjoying the board again...
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Post by Ratso on Nov 18, 2011 18:50:13 GMT -5
I thought we banned you.
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Post by siamesesin on Nov 18, 2011 20:49:43 GMT -5
Those midget dolls are evil and tiny. They can force their way through cracks.
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Post by Crowfan on Nov 19, 2011 12:50:08 GMT -5
I want an app that will make me sound like the Ghost Face killer in the scream movies. That would be cool.
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Post by siamesesin on Nov 19, 2011 15:10:55 GMT -5
They have those. They're called testicles.
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Post by Crowfan on Nov 19, 2011 15:15:06 GMT -5
I shall ask for a pair for Christmas.
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Post by Don Quixote on Nov 19, 2011 21:02:56 GMT -5
I have a few jars full of pickled testicles in my root cellar. I'll send you one.
Merry Christmas.
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Post by Ratso on Nov 19, 2011 22:24:27 GMT -5
I have a few jars full of pickled testicles in my root cellar. I'll send you one. Merry Christmas. I can understand one but why multiple jars of pickled testicles?
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Post by Mitchell on Nov 19, 2011 23:38:24 GMT -5
He's cornered the market on east coast distibution
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Post by Ratso on Nov 20, 2011 4:42:31 GMT -5
Man, economics is flapjacksed up.
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Post by siamesesin on Nov 20, 2011 13:25:25 GMT -5
Man, economics is kraked up. He is just meeting demand with supply.
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