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Post by mummifiedstalin on Nov 30, 2011 12:37:02 GMT -5
You may have $1 bills in your pocket or purse right now. How many of those have been in a stripper's sweaty butt crack?
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Post by Crowfan on Nov 30, 2011 13:52:51 GMT -5
Oh man.....now I don't even want to get near my wallet.
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Post by Torgo on Nov 30, 2011 13:57:08 GMT -5
What money?
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Post by Mitchell on Nov 30, 2011 15:11:50 GMT -5
You may have $1 bills in your pocket or purse right now. How many of those have been in a stripper's sweaty butt crack? Hopefully all of them |
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Post by Torgo on Nov 30, 2011 15:20:26 GMT -5
Great, now Mitch is going to be sniffing every dollar bill he comes across from now on.
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Post by GodoHell on Nov 30, 2011 16:45:14 GMT -5
He's been rolling them up and using them like that for some time now.
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Post by Mitchell on Nov 30, 2011 17:29:29 GMT -5
It's the only manly way to eat "Easy Cheese."
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Post by mummifiedstalin on Nov 30, 2011 19:56:59 GMT -5
I lick every $20 I get just in case there's still a bit of coke still on it.
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Post by siamesesin on Nov 30, 2011 21:46:08 GMT -5
Coudl be worse.
The coins have likely been through a child's digestive system.
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Post by Crowfan on Dec 1, 2011 17:35:28 GMT -5
Or a dog's.
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Post by Phantom Engineer on Dec 1, 2011 20:05:17 GMT -5
I was going to post that. It's scary just how much Mitch and I think alike. |
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Post by Don Quixote on Dec 1, 2011 21:49:09 GMT -5
That's why I get in the ShrinkySub!(tm) every evening. To combat all the germs that live on all my money. Also, because Hasbro is a significant sponsor of the DQ Hour.
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Post by Mitchell on Dec 2, 2011 7:27:50 GMT -5
That's why I get in the ShrinkySub!(tm) every evening. To combat all the germs that live on all my money. Also, because Hasbro is a significant sponsor of the DQ Hour. Interesting. I usually get my "ShrinkySubs" in the morning. |
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Post by Crowfan on Dec 2, 2011 19:32:31 GMT -5
I was going to post that. It's scary just how much Mitch and I think alike. Phantom and Mitchell are actually one and the same. You read it here first. |
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Post by Don Quixote on Dec 2, 2011 21:41:12 GMT -5
This thread has inspired me to wipe my ass with money from now on.
You're welcome.
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