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Post by Don Quixote on Feb 14, 2012 23:37:16 GMT -5
Does that mean Jesus sparkles and can seduce me while I have no concrete positive points despite being beloved by everyone? Who would be the werewolf? Pontius Pilate?
And does that mean that Jesus has to make me into a son of god before I can have his baby, otherwise the baby will break my back upon delivery?
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Post by mummifiedstalin on Feb 14, 2012 23:40:33 GMT -5
Does that mean Jesus sparkles and can seduce me while I have no concrete positive points despite being beloved by everyone? I think that's a pretty textbook definition of "grace" you just gave. I guess there's a reason that Mary was somehow still a virgin. I think the most troubling thing here is the fact that you have Twilight plot points at your fingertips.
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Post by Afgncaap5 on Feb 17, 2012 2:30:01 GMT -5
Yeah, zombies are an entirely different kind of miracle. I wouldn't really go vampire either, since vampires canonically have OCD and it's kind of hard to argue that for Jesus (plus the whole daylight thing.)
But...go ahead. Make the joke.
We won't judge you.
Go on, we're waiting.
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Post by siamesesin on Feb 17, 2012 18:49:21 GMT -5
FEED, MY SHEEP!
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Post by Don Quixote on Feb 18, 2012 0:16:52 GMT -5
Oh god, it's just like Black Sheep...
I liked the part where David Spade Zombie is eating that crazy survivalist's intestines and Chris Farley Zombie falls down that hill.
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Post by Torgo on Feb 22, 2012 16:57:35 GMT -5
And the disease was spread through the audience.
"Must...support...David Spade. Must...rent...Grown Ups."
Luckily only four people saw Black Sheep.
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Post by Blurryeye on Feb 22, 2012 17:50:59 GMT -5
And I was one of them.
Don't worry Torgo, this won't hurt a bit...
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Post by Torgo on Feb 22, 2012 17:54:18 GMT -5
Blurry, you're the only person here that I wouldn't object to biting me. I just wish it were under different circumstances.
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Post by mummifiedstalin on Feb 22, 2012 18:26:45 GMT -5
Blurry, you're the only person here that I wouldn't object to biting me. I just wish it were under different circumstances. That's not what you told nightfalcawk.
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Post by Torgo on Feb 22, 2012 18:50:32 GMT -5
He's not around anymore, is he?
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Post by Blurryeye on Feb 22, 2012 19:03:39 GMT -5
Wow I forgot about him. But now it's all coming back to me. I ripped him a new one back in my more vociferous days. Just like I'm going to rip a chunk out of your inviting, succulent flesh, Torgo.
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Post by Mitchell on Feb 22, 2012 19:09:01 GMT -5
Shouldn't you braise him first? Maybe even deep-fat fry?
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Post by Torgo on Feb 22, 2012 19:11:29 GMT -5
That's the first time I've been called succulent. Those sparkly vampires that bit me last year said I tasted like stale Cheetos.
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Post by siamesesin on Feb 23, 2012 2:15:44 GMT -5
So does Kristen Stewart.
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Post by mummifiedstalin on Feb 23, 2012 8:54:24 GMT -5
I always thought she'd taste like prunes.
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