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Post by Don Quixote on Feb 27, 2012 22:53:54 GMT -5
Hidily-ho regularinos! This is the Sloane Regulars' Club! A place where all you Sloane vets can come to have a drink, sing a song, throw darts at the dead hooker, have peanut butter-eating contests with Mummi's dog, and even tapdance on the ceiling! So, grab your best helicopter solo, and strap in. It's gonna be fun-a-licious! (psst, this is a cleverly-constructed thread to lure newbies back to Sloane, so we will have fresh meat again for the sacrifice to Glaemndarneshalaned, the god of internet spam at the end of the season. Don't spread this around, unlike that peanut butter!)
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Post by mummifiedstalin on Feb 27, 2012 23:14:47 GMT -5
Why does it smell like corn nuts and scrubbing bubbles?
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Post by Don Quixote on Feb 28, 2012 6:44:30 GMT -5
Ah, I see the male stripper's here! Get into your thong, boy, and hop in that cake!
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Post by Mitchell on Feb 28, 2012 9:11:23 GMT -5
I don't get these jokes.
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Post by mummifiedstalin on Feb 28, 2012 10:35:05 GMT -5
I found my new catchphrase, from Archer, which I saw for the first time last night: Holy shitsnacks!
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Post by Ratso on Feb 28, 2012 12:42:47 GMT -5
I just saw Ewoks doing coke in the bathroom...
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Post by mummifiedstalin on Feb 28, 2012 12:59:50 GMT -5
Those weren't Ewoks and that wasn't coke.
By way of explanation, let me just point out that Atari brought his kids, all the Rogaine is missing, and there are four or five boxes of empty dehydrated milk by the back door.
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Post by Mitchell on Feb 28, 2012 13:32:09 GMT -5
You may be trying to explain your hairy palms with the Rogaine, but we all know better.
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Post by mummifiedstalin on Feb 28, 2012 14:12:52 GMT -5
I'm not hiding anything. Using Rogaine instead of lotion just speeds up the hair growth. How else will I be ready in time for prom?
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Post by Mitchell on Feb 28, 2012 14:22:49 GMT -5
Well thank Christ you're not going the merkin route again.
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Post by mummifiedstalin on Feb 28, 2012 16:03:28 GMT -5
Well thank Christ you're not going the merkin route again. Maybe that's what Ratso saw...it did start moving around on it's own after awhile.
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Post by Mitchell on Feb 28, 2012 16:05:32 GMT -5
Soaked in that much DNA, I'm not surprised it started moving.
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Post by mummifiedstalin on Feb 28, 2012 16:59:03 GMT -5
I must say, I haven't had a conversation this stimulating since that seminar on early modern Trans-Atlantic print culture and technology.
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Post by Mitchell on Feb 28, 2012 17:42:16 GMT -5
I hadn't seen you that disappointed since you found out the Gutenburg Bible had nothing to do with that semen- and pubic-hair-crusted Gideon bible you found in that Holiday Inn where Steve Gutenburg was doing stand-up in the Armada Room.
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Post by Crowfan on Feb 28, 2012 18:26:17 GMT -5
Hidily-ho regularinos! This is the Sloane Regulars' Club! A place where all you Sloane vets can come to have a drink, sing a song, throw darts at the dead hooker, have peanut butter-eating contests with Mummi's dog, and even tapdance on the ceiling! So, grab your best helicopter solo, and strap in. It's gonna be fun-a-licious! (psst, this is a cleverly-constructed thread to lure newbies back to Sloane, so we will have fresh meat again for the sacrifice to Glaemndarneshalaned, the god of internet spam at the end of the season. Don't spread this around, unlike that peanut butter!)Stupid, sexy Flanders.
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