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Post by lancaster on Mar 31, 2012 14:15:59 GMT -5
Super-short ones, like one or two words long, kind of forgettable, not especially quotable in conversation, but they made you laugh like a lunatic.
A couple of mine:
Deathstalker and the Warriors from Hell
Elizena: He's the last of his people.
(Deathstalker looks up at her from afar, jaw unmindfully open.)
Mike: Aah-hah?
The Blood Waters of Dr. Z
Leopold: Nothing at all like the catfish ..... but it's beauuuutiful.
Crow: Yeah, s'great.
They're unimpressive in text, but when you actually hear them, the delivery makes them freaking hilarious.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 31, 2012 23:00:04 GMT -5
Welcome lancaster.
The throwaway zingers are good, the way theyre said. That Deathstalker one is particularly effective.
Colossus of the Headhunters:
Crow:Wouldn't do that!
When Colossues and crew are near the ruined gold city and the badguy (Mr.Ribbit from Death Ray) starts swinging his weapon at him.
Time Chasers
Someone just laughs when Nick is hanging on to the wing of the plane at the end going hngggn.
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Post by continosbuckle on Apr 1, 2012 14:30:46 GMT -5
Parts: The Clonus Horror:
I LIKE MITTENS!
Werewolf:
It's not a bunny!
I'm sure I'll come up with more.
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Post by Mr. Atari on Apr 1, 2012 15:41:21 GMT -5
Crow's perfect, "huh huh huh, no you don't" at the 7:45 mark:
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Post by Prime Minister Jim J. Bullock on Apr 1, 2012 16:08:19 GMT -5
" I like Jell-O" in I Accuse my Parents.
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Post by thebutcher on Apr 2, 2012 13:46:33 GMT -5
The one that comes to mind is from "Overdrawn at the Memory Bank", where they show the close-up of the guy with the fatally misplaced brain who's got this incredbly vapid look on his face and Bill says:
"Hooray for socks...."
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Post by davelinajolie on Apr 2, 2012 14:38:59 GMT -5
This one had me in stitches for ages.
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Post by ilmatto on Apr 2, 2012 22:38:01 GMT -5
Maybe this isn't a good example, but I like it when Joel does his short deadpan remarks, like on Truck Farmer where the narrator says, "a complicated series of irrigation canals are used" and up on screen there is a single straight canal of water.
Joel says, "Oh real complicated."
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Post by msmystie3000 on Apr 3, 2012 18:26:26 GMT -5
In SPACE MUTINY, during the opening narration:
NARRATOR: "13 generations ago...."
SERVO: "Wow..."
NARRATOR: "....our overpopulated world built the Southern Sun...."
MIKE: "We did?"
The way Mike quietly goes "We did?" cracks me up big time.
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Post by KGB on Apr 3, 2012 19:27:15 GMT -5
In Master Ninja II, during the fish cannery section, Lee Van Cleef says something like "most people don't cover their tracks as well as they think they do," to which Joel mumbles, "they should wear long sleeves." I must have watched that episode a dozen times before I caught it.
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Post by Prime Minister Jim J. Bullock on Apr 3, 2012 21:08:54 GMT -5
Maybe this isn't a good example, but I like it when Joel does his short deadpan remarks, like on Truck Farmer where the narrator says, "a complicated series of irrigation canals are used" and up on screen there is a single straight canal of water. Joel says, "Oh real complicated." I love the "Oh, I don't know.." in Warrior of the lost world. |
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Post by TheNewMads on Apr 3, 2012 21:09:26 GMT -5
when johnny longbow gives his big schpiel about the moonrock in track of the moon beast and the sheriff comes back with "let's just go eat!" it doesn't sound like much but it goes perfectly with his i-just-don't-give-a-@$%@ facial expression.
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Post by mrsphyllistorgo on Apr 4, 2012 14:01:11 GMT -5
The short Young Man's Fancy, when Judy's cramming bacon down her gullet and says "Mmm, I just *crunch crunch crunch* love bacon *crunch crunch* crisp and crunchy like this!"
And Mike just says "Yeah, evidently."
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Post by ilmatto on Apr 4, 2012 16:42:54 GMT -5
Lobo: Time for go to bed.
Joel: Well said.
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Post by ilmatto on Apr 4, 2012 20:04:18 GMT -5
I love the "Oh, I don't know.." in Warrior of the lost world. And Joel uses it in "Santa Claus conquers the Martians" Crow: I want to decide who lives and who dies. Joel: Oh, I don't know... |
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