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Post by lancaster on Apr 5, 2012 12:17:30 GMT -5
Lobo: Time for go to bed. Joel: Well said. That reminds me of one from The Horrors of Spider Island: Bobby: I'll bet Professor Green was surprised when all these girls showed up! Joe: (awkwardly dubbed): Uh-HUH! (Mike and the Bots chuckle) Crow: ... Well said.
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Post by lancaster on Apr 5, 2012 12:52:05 GMT -5
Thought of another one, from Pod People:
(Sharon throws her coffee into Lara's face) Servo (like a waiter): Coffee?
Murphy delivers it very softly, which makes it easy to miss and also funnier.
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Post by Emperor Cupcake on Apr 5, 2012 18:45:01 GMT -5
From Teenage Crime Wave, when Teri is pondering why the old couple's son is in college at such an advanced age:
Teri: Stupid, huh? Crow (as old woman): Well, yes.
Gets me every time.
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Post by PeteF3 on Apr 7, 2012 23:04:41 GMT -5
Pod People...
RenFest Hunter Guy: "Looks like a cross between a pig and a bear." Crow: "A pear??!"
Crow's almost-urgent tone when he says the line is hilarious.
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Post by iluvbigstupid on Apr 25, 2012 15:23:57 GMT -5
Code Name: Diamond Head
When Zulu and Johnny are in the all canned items store and they are acting like they don't know each other and Zulu is explaining some spy stuff to Johnny and Mike, as Johnny says, "Just looking, thanks!"
That's one of my fave riffs of all time.
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Post by TheNewMads on Apr 25, 2012 16:39:15 GMT -5
"rocky..." "a-GAIN?"
repeat 800 trillion times.
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Post by lancaster on Apr 25, 2012 19:34:56 GMT -5
That one has another of my favorite throwaways - where Tso-Tsing calls to the bartender's attention and he looks at her with an oddly annoyed expression and Mike goes, "WHAT."
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Post by continosbuckle on Apr 26, 2012 4:32:44 GMT -5
If we want to instead define throwaway as an isolated remark that has no greater significance or relevance beyond itself...
"Bet you he smells like Jack Del Rio's jock strap."
And from Devil Fish:
Lab Technician: "Whatever it is, I wouldn't want to rub up against it." Servo: "Well, I would."
From the same scene: Doctor: (examining the tooth plaster cast) "I'm no expert..." Crow: "But this is pointy!"
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Post by DON3k on Apr 27, 2012 14:39:09 GMT -5
From The Movie, as Exeter is narrating the destruction of his planet, and says "Yes, they're concentrating all their attention on Metaluna. Those flashes of light... they're meteors... hundreds of them! Intense heat is turning Metaluna into a radioactive sun. Temperature must be... thousands of degrees by now." and Crow says, "Cooler by the lake..."
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Post by DON3k on Apr 27, 2012 14:41:35 GMT -5
Oh, from Mantis, where the leading man is holding up the large bit of amber, and describing the insect trapped inside, as you see the elderly scientist leaning in to get a better look, while Crow is going, "Where? Where?"
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Post by lancaster on May 2, 2012 21:47:50 GMT -5
There's one scene in Revenge of the Creature with a whole slew of them.
Ferguson (seizing Dobson's arm): Uh-oh, I've been afraid of this. That Joe Hayes is an A-number-1 wolf. Avoid him. It'll be difficult, but it can be done. Dobson (wrenching free): Well - Servo: Let GO! Dobson: - aren't you going to wait for him? Ferguson: What, and let Mr. America cut into my cake? Mike: Wow. Hayes: What's the matter, old-timer, huh? Crow: Out of CAKE? Hayes: You shouldn't walk these brain-boys too fast, Helen. They can't take it. You know, strong upstairs, but no stamina. Servo: My god.
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Post by Emperor Cupcake on May 2, 2012 22:34:47 GMT -5
There's one scene in Revenge of the Creature with a whole slew of them. Ferguson (seizing Dobson's arm): Uh-oh, I've been afraid of this. That Joe Hayes is an A-number-1 wolf. Avoid him. It'll be difficult, but it can be done. Dobson (wrenching free): Well - Servo: Let GO! Dobson: - aren't you going to wait for him? Ferguson: What, and let Mr. America cut into my cake? Mike: Wow. Hayes: What's the matter, old-timer, huh? Crow: Out of CAKE? Hayes: You shouldn't walk these brain-boys too fast, Helen. They can't take it. You know, strong upstairs, but no stamina. Servo: My god.Oh man, I love this scene. And I love when Crow (or Servo) takes on the voice of the ichthyologist and says, "Look, I'm a HUGE lesbian, so..." Hahahaha! Those two guys were creeps.
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Post by crispyglennmanning on May 7, 2012 23:52:41 GMT -5
The KTMA version of Gamera vs. Guiron. When Akio's buddy Tom first appears, Crow pipes up with: "Hey, a white kid!"
Always cracks me up when I think of it.
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Post by continosbuckle on May 8, 2012 7:49:58 GMT -5
The Incredible Melting Man:
Doctor TED NELSON: My wife would like to know if you would like to come to dinner tonight.
Tom (as the black doctor): GOD NO!
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Post by mrsphyllistorgo on May 11, 2012 12:31:35 GMT -5
Lancaster, that one cracks me up too! It's so perfectly ecapsulating of the whole Sexist Fifties Silly Woman! thing. Crow's "out of CAKE?" cracks me up.
I'm really doing it, I'm really actually doing SCIENCE!
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