As long as they're digitally restoring Manos...

[Mike Flugennock]

Hey, as long as someone is digitally restoring Manos, The Hands Of Fate, why don't we find some other shoddily-made movies featured on MST3K that we can have digitally restored as well?

Oh, wait, I've got it... how about Monster A Go-Go? It had to be the most crappily-photographed -- and overall most godawful -- movie ever done on MST3K, second only to the immortal Manos itself. Somebody needs to track down Bill Rebane -- if he's still alive out there -- and see if he's got an original print or two that can be used as a source to restore Monster A Go-Go to its original mediocre glory.

Hey, and as long as we're digitally restoring Monster A Go-Go, why not go all the way and remix the audio track in full Dolby stereo? Oh, yeah, and maybe they could really go whole hog on it, and issue a 3D version!

Can you imagine that? Monster A Go-Go, digitally restored with Dolby stereo sound, in 3D? AAAAAUUUUUGGGGHHHHHHHHH

[afriendlychicken]

I think my blu-ray player would commit hara-kiri. I've been rearing it on art films.

[Torgo]

I'm going with my gut and declaring this a joke thread, so I'm kicking it to Sloane.

[Mitchell]

Not sure you can digitally restore Manos. . .wasn't it shot with Hal's shoddy 8mm camera? Plus would original prints even exist?

Or, I could just say "THIS" to Torgo's post

[Torgo]

Since Mitch seems to be out of the loop.

[Mitchell]

Some D-hole on the somethingawful forums isn't exactly Sony.

[Don Quixote]

Maddox has his fingers in many lucrative soups.

[Mitchell]

Yeah well the Goatse guy has his fingers in. . .ah, the hell with it.

[Afgncaap5]

They should digitally restore Hamlet.

That's right, I said it!

[Don Quixote]

Digitally restore Goatse? Excellent idea!

[GodoHell]

Goatse's already been digitally restored.

'Cuz ya see, fingers can be called "digits," and the Goatse guy has his fingers in. . .ah, the hell with it.

[Don Quixote]

I think the wedding ring is the best part of Goatse.

[TheNewMads]

i think the world is ready for a Blu-Ray restoration of "The Love Captive" complete with director commentary. Figure out what gutter this dude's sleeping in and give him a kick!

[Mitchell]

Aug 6, 2012 16:03:58 GMT -5 TheNewMads said:

i think the world is ready for a Blu-Ray restoration of "The Love Captive" complete with director commentary. Figure out what gutter this dude's sleeping in and give him a kick!

I'd watch it, but only if they changed the director to Bob Crane.

[Crowfan]

I really think my extensive porn collection could benefit here.