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Post by nondescript spice on Aug 27, 2012 12:04:52 GMT -5
a co-worker just called me into the manager's office, where he showed me and our manager a picture of him with his wife, in a hospital bed, holding a newborn baby. he's in his mid 40's and i knew he never wanted kids. but his wife, who had not been feeling well for the last few days, went into LABOR yesterday and gave birth to a baby girl! neither one of them knew she was preggers. i can't believe a woman can be knocked up and not know it, but they honestly had no idea until they got to the hospital. jeff goldblum was right after all -life will find a way.
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Post by nondescript spice on Sept 13, 2012 22:29:49 GMT -5
^i wish i had never posted that. i am SO SICK of hearing about this story now. yeah, it was amazing, but how many more times am i expected to exclaim over it? this whole thing has turned into a seinfield episode - you gotta see the baby!!  |
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Post by siamesesin on Sept 18, 2012 20:07:34 GMT -5
I had curly fries for dinner.
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Post by Mitchell on Sept 18, 2012 21:22:07 GMT -5
I had curly fries for dinner.
FTFY.
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Post by Crowfan on Sept 25, 2012 15:00:35 GMT -5
For my birthday, my sister ordered me the complete series of Charlie's Angels on DVD and it came today. Guess where I'll be for awhile.  |
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Post by nondescript spice on Sept 25, 2012 15:04:00 GMT -5
that's not up to you or us. it's up to charlie.
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Post by Crowfan on Sept 25, 2012 15:14:31 GMT -5
Oh right. Better check with him.
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Post by mummifiedstalin on Sept 26, 2012 13:43:34 GMT -5
Yesterday, I channeled my inner Gallagher.
And it was awesome.
I had to run a cub scout meeting about bike safety. So I decided to show the value of bike helmets in a visual way. I got two small watermelons and duct taped one in a bike helmet. I threw it up in the air, and it only got a small crack. I threw the other one up in the air without the helmet and...explosion.
I am now a hero to a bunch of 8 year old boys for exploding produce in their school's parking lot.
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Post by siamesesin on Sept 26, 2012 15:25:51 GMT -5
You do realize you're going to have to keep upping the ante, right?
In six months you're going to be selling plasma to afford a Predator drone for strike runs at the same school.
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Post by Mitchell on Sept 26, 2012 17:48:37 GMT -5
He has to go the plasma route because they've hung this sign in every sperm bank in the Tri-State Area:  And please tell me Mumms that you didn't give the now-ruined helmet to a kid to wear. |
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Post by mummifiedstalin on Sept 26, 2012 18:18:14 GMT -5
He has to go the plasma route because they've hung this sign in every sperm bank in the Tri-State Area: And please tell me Mumms that you didn't give the now-ruined helmet to a kid to wear. You do what you have to do. Before the meeting, one of the dads tried to start an argument with me over helmet laws. It's your kid, dude. There was even a boy in the group that was hit by a car while riding his bike over the summer. He wasn't wearing a helmet, got a skull fracture, and had to be life-flighted to a hospital in Chicago for emergency skull repair. With a helmet: probably cuts and bruises. When it comes to motorcycle helmet laws, I'm on the fence. When it comes to kids who are having more fun than paying attention, put on a damn helmet. |
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Post by Mod City on Sept 30, 2012 21:25:40 GMT -5
For a White Sox fan, you're somewhat sensible, mummi  One of the two convenience stores in this backwoods town is now stocking Zagnut bars. I don't spend a whole lot of time in candy aisles, but I only find these things once about every five to ten years, and never close to home. I never, ever even saw one in person growing up until I saw one in Beetlejuice. I love 'em, but even if you don't it's hard to argue against one on of the greatest candy bar names of all time. |
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Post by Don Quixote on Oct 5, 2012 9:02:23 GMT -5
Yesterday, I channeled my inner Gallagher. And it was awesome. I had to run a cub scout meeting about bike safety. So I decided to show the value of bike helmets in a visual way. I got two small watermelons and duct taped one in a bike helmet. I threw it up in the air, and it only got a small crack. I threw the other one up in the air without the helmet and...explosion. I am now a hero to a bunch of 8 year old boys for exploding produce in their school's parking lot. That's how I feel every wood-splitting season. I just love smacking crap with a maul. On an unrelated note, I am enjoying my first ever vacation from work. I had a week of personal time backlogged, and was instructed to use it before I lost it. It doesn't accumulate year-to-year like our vacation time does. So, I'm on vacation and not using any vacation time to do it. I always hate taking days off from work, though. I know there will just be a pile of work waiting for me when I return. |
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Post by siamesesin on Oct 5, 2012 14:27:24 GMT -5
But hey, more time for making moonshine and assaulting tourists!
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Post by mummifiedstalin on Oct 10, 2012 0:47:37 GMT -5
So. Sandusky's going to jail. That's cool, right?
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