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Post by caucasoididiot on Sept 23, 2012 0:52:06 GMT -5
Many moons and beers ago, some friends and I played a a game in which we cast our own biopics. Seems a fun enough idea for a thread.
So . . .
Ijon . . . Anthony Perkins
Ijon's wife . . . Hiraiwa Kami (no, you don't know her, but she's ideal)
Ijon's dad . . . Clint Eastwood (but we'll jump at Tom Berenger)
Ijon's mon . . . Elizabeth Taylor (definitely thinking Giant here)
Ijon's best chum . . . Michael Caine
Cröefan . . . Justin Bieber
FAULTY! MUST STERILIZE! STEEEERIIILLLLIZZZE!
Cröefan . . . Christopher Lee
Ijon's kid . . . Baby Sammy from The Grabowskis
Now for director, I could go for Welles, but if he should be dead I think maybe Lars von Trier (with Tsukamoto Shinya directing the second unit in Japan).
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Post by afriendlychicken on Sept 24, 2012 2:21:55 GMT -5
Wow, croefan's in your biopic. Thank goodness you recast croefan. What's weird is the actress that looks the most like my mom is also Elizabeth Taylor. My picks would be . . . Chicken . . . Bronson Pinchot (I want to go to Vegas!) Chicken's dad . . . Hugh Beaumont (Yep, my dad looks like Mr. Cleaver.) Chicken's mom . . . Elizabeth Taylor Chicken's best friend . . . Toshiro Mifune (When FB had their put the actor that looks the most like you thingy, this was the person my Okinawan friend chose. They do have the same eyebrows, that's for sure. And they're both hairy.) Chicken's film loving friend . . . Alec Guinness Chicken's imaginary love interest . . . Alyssa Milano The co-directors would be Luis Bunuel and Buster Keaton, because I've had a very surreal/life of riley kind of life.  |
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Post by Torgo on Sept 24, 2012 3:23:03 GMT -5
Me - Keanu Reeves
Best friend - Alex Winter
George Carlin - George Carlin
nd our fellow dudes So-crates, Abraham Lincoln, and the rest.
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Post by caucasoididiot on Sept 24, 2012 23:23:40 GMT -5
Though it pains me, Torgo, I hereby disown you as a pisspoor actor. As magic-bullet man, I shall hunt you down not only to my dying breath, but beyond. Like Asano Tadanobu in [iTokyo Zombie[/i], I shall hunt and kick you to death, but cry as I so do. Why could you not have claimed provenance from Minya, far too cute to kick into a pinkish pulp no matter how much he asks for it? |
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Post by Torgo on Sept 26, 2012 13:52:05 GMT -5
For you have not heeded my wise words of "Be excelent to each other" and "Party on, dudes." Therefor you shall never know peace.
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Post by Mr. Atari on Sept 26, 2012 15:30:36 GMT -5
Oh for fun!
Mr. Atari . . . Josh Charles
Mrs. Atari . . . Laura Linney
Grandpa Atari . . . Paul Newman
Grandma Atari . . . Glenn Close
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Post by mummifiedstalin on Sept 26, 2012 16:38:04 GMT -5
That's pretty hard.
Me: Louis CK
Mrs. Me: Julianna Margulies
My dad: George Carlin
My mom: Esther Rolle
My mistress: Selma Hayek
My man-mistress: Johnny Depp
My older son: Haley Joel Osment from _Pay It Forward_ (minus all the dying)
My younger son: himself
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Post by Mighty Jack on Sept 27, 2012 2:04:10 GMT -5
E[/size] X NIHILO The epic tale of a boy with a dream and shoebox filled with panties[/b] Directed by Maya Deren Adapted from a story by Alan Moore, Edgar Alllen Poe and Fred Rogers Starring:Col Glen Manning as Shawn (because I'm large, easily upset, confused and bald)Kate Beckinsale as the leather clad love interest And Jerry Mathers as the Beaver With...* Larry Bird as the brother (because they look alike and they both have mad basketball skills)* Large Marge as the scary crazy truck driving sister * Maurene O'Hara as Ma (Because she's a red headed Irishwoman)And special guest star...*John Nobel playing Walter Bishop as dad!  The Reviews are in!Leonard Maltin called it "Terrific" and added, "It's the kind of movie that makes the Saint's cry!"Roger Ebert wrote, "It's lingers long after the final credits. Two hours later and I still have an erection. I think I need to see a doctor!"Gene Shalit raved, "Oh crap, I wet myself... can I get a towel or something...?"Go see "Ex Nihilo" today!
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Post by Torgo on Sept 27, 2012 12:04:09 GMT -5
Rex Reed raves "grrrrrrr, hissssssss, ROAR!"
That's actually pretty good coming from him.
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Post by afriendlychicken on Sept 27, 2012 20:32:03 GMT -5
And Richard 'Mr. Hyperbole' Roeper says "Ex Nihilo is the greatest gladiator movie ever made!"
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Post by Mighty Jack on Sept 28, 2012 0:10:48 GMT -5
Ah yes, I remember the gladiators -- Sunday brunch, the calla lilies were in bloom... what a delightful weekend. |
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Post by asteriskdan on Sept 28, 2012 16:02:39 GMT -5
Me-Brad Jones
Mom-Kathy Bates
Dad-Any given bum that will work for half a bottle of Jack Daniels and a bag of Doritos
Best Friend-Patton Oswalt
Girlfirend-Sarah Michelle Gellar
With a guest appearance by Michael Bay as The Man Who Get's Repeatedly Kicked in the Shins
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Post by TheNewMads on Oct 2, 2012 14:05:46 GMT -5
Dad-Any given bum that will work for half a bottle of Jack Daniels and a bag of Doritos why, i'd be honored to play your father! |
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