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Post by continosbuckle on Oct 4, 2012 16:45:29 GMT -5
Probably most of you spend an inordinate amount of time watching MST3k. In fact, you may watch it so often that, like me, occasionally the movies they mock run together in your mind. Well, wouldn't that be awesome sometimes? Just imagine, Mitchell busting into The Painted Hills, cast in the role of little Tommy. Or maybe it's Derek, the sensitive teenager from outer space, finding himself in the middle of The Horror of Spider Island. Why, you could send Jimmy Wilson after The Beast of Yucca Flats! Or maybe Deathstalker in the role of Adam Chance in Agent For H.A.R.M.. (Wait... that's not really as much of a switch as you might think...) So now's your chance! Write up a scenario where a character from one MST3k experiment is put into another experiment, and how that all shakes out. Whether they take over a role played by a different character, or simply find themselves in that other universe, it doesn't matter. Points will be scored, but not limited to, creativity, delivery and just plain chutzpah. At the end of the month I will choose who provided the idea I found most awesome, and that person will win his choice of 10 DVDs or 6 BlueRays from our dear friend Skyroniter at www.mst3kvideos.com! Good luck, and let's get ready to rumble here! |
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Post by asteriskdan on Oct 4, 2012 20:05:03 GMT -5
The Hero Zap Rowsdower, drives off into the night. However, the fog from the near by woods obscures his view and he hits something. He goes outside only to find Trumphy lying in the road! The figure of Trumphy's seriously p.o.ed mother comes after him through the fog. She chases a drunk and confused Rowsdower trough the woods until he finds a house full of strange and obnoxious people to take refuge in. Can Rowsdower survive the onslought of stupidity? Will Trumphy's mother exact her revenge? Who will make it out alive? You're eyes will not belive the answers!
SEE! Zaprowsdower and Rick battle for supremacy among the insipid characters!
WATCH! Tommy Vow revenge upon the man that killed his best friend!
OBSERVE! The ultimate battle of DRUNK VS SILLY as two of the biggest names in bad-movie-dom fight to the death!!
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Post by Wrath of Toblerone on Oct 4, 2012 21:59:15 GMT -5
Before reading my idea, put this on in the background first... Got your funky Morricone score going? OK! ... Everyone thought Valmont had fallen to his death after Diabolik threw him from the plane. They were wrong.  "Is that Stud, coming?"... The crime boss had the good fortune to fall into a trans-dimensional wormhole, which placed him directly outside the lair of Mr. Thai from Operation Double 007!  “I know!”... Putting their evil might together, Operation Double Adolfo Celi is formed! With their irresistible Sicilian wiles and impeccable taste in smoking jackets, they easily force wimpy Neil Connery into submission and use his brilliant scientific mind for their own heinous purposes. They invent a device capable of traveling parallel worlds at will. They put together… THE EVIL SLIDERS!  Evil Henry Silva! Evil Adam West! Evil Joe Estevez!Led by TWO evil Adolfo Celi’s, this team of unstoppable villainy kidnaps Diabolik and takes him to a future point in his own timeline to show him his fate… a future so bleak and depressing that Diabolik is forced to hang up his skintight bodysuit for good. For in the future Diabolik will become… ... ... ...  EVIL JOHN PHILLIP LAW!End. |
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Post by Mr. Atari on Oct 5, 2012 14:03:42 GMT -5
I think the first person to put Mamie Van Doren, Ann Margret, and Allison Hayes into a certain scene in The Violent Years should win the prize.
Oh wait...that's me!
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Post by outlawofmitchell on Oct 6, 2012 12:39:05 GMT -5
Wow! What a great contest idea! I could think about this forever, but I will go with my first thought: Troy is smilingly goofy and running from the cult when he meets Zap Rowsdower. They escape and build a fire when something large and fuzzy enters from stage left. Is it Trumpy? No! It is Mitchell!
Zap recognizes his old drinking buddy and asks Mitchell, "I wonder if there's beer on the sun?"
Mitchell says, "Buzz off, kid!" and then he and Zap steal Rocky Jones's invisible space ship and fly toward their destiny.
Meanwhile, Troy is captured and tormented by the cult. (The cult is really a bunch of Coleman Francis movie enthusiasts.)
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Post by RickAstley69 on Oct 14, 2012 16:00:57 GMT -5
Micky from the screaming skull in Manos. Micky and Torgo decide to open up a pizza delivery company after a long day of stalking chickens, unfortunately due to them having the social skills of stale piece of whole meal bread the business falls through. The charming pair then have a grunt off resulting the Master being summoned who proceeds to wave Micky to death. Torgo in a heroic move takes a wave to the heart for Micky. With an opening for a housekeeper/gimp the master interviews Micky for the job. He's an exact match for the position and enjoys a full career in change that hasn't really affected the movie!!!!
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Post by sol-survivor on Oct 14, 2012 23:38:32 GMT -5
Genius from Village of the Giants is also a paperboy, and is out on his bicycle making his collection rounds. He gets to one house, a remote country place only used on weekends (mwaaahaaaahaaaaaahaaaaaaaaaaaaa), but when he's about to knock on the door he sees that it's open, and he goes inside. Hearing voices from the basement, he heads down the stairs. He is stunned when he sees Dr. Bill Courtner, Kurt, and Jan-In-The-Pan! This is right after Bill gets her noggin set up in the lasagna pan full of neck juice, and before she wakes up and realizes what happened to her. As he listens to the two men arguing his scientific brain takes in Bill's scheme and all the chemicals and equipment and his mind races. Eventually he (naturally) makes a small noise and they turn and see him. He tries to run back up the stairs but he (naturally) trips and falls, and Bill grabs him. Kurt, having only the one good arm, doesn't do anything more than stand there.
Bill: (Fiercely) Who are you, kid, and what are you doing here?
Genius: Um, I'm...Genius, the paperboy. I came to...collect.
Bill: (Smiling evilly from another dimension) Oh, you're going to collect, all right.
Genius: (Trying not to panic as a much bigger than him Bill drags him down the stairs) Um...I see you're using (Insert chemical gibberish) and (Insert more chemical gibberish). That's going to cause a problem with (Insert technical jargon).
Bill: (Taken aback) What do you mean, a problem? And how could you know more about chemicals and medicine than a brilliant surgeon like me?
Genius: (Insert chemical gibberish) and (Insert more chemical gibberish) are incompatible. You'd be better off using (Insert still more chemical gibberish) and then (Insert technical jargon).
Bill: (Long thoughtful pause as he thinks about what Genius said) Really. (Muttering to himself) That could explain why I've had issues with (Insert technical jargon). (Drags Genius over to a convenient metal ring in the wall) Kurt, get the cuffs.
Despite his struggles Genius finds himself handcuffed to the wall and unable to escape. His mind races as he tries to figure out a way to outsmart Bill. He finds himself staring at Jan-In-The-Pan, who is still unconscious. From his earlier eavesdropping and what Bill and Kurt are discussing now he knows what Bill intends to do. Part of him is horrified, but the scientific part of his mind wants to learn if Bill's scheme is really possible. He's also terrified at the thought that Bill might use him for some sort of experiment. He gets an idea.
Genius: Um, I'll bet she's really going to be mad if she wakes up.
Bill: (Glancing contemptuously at him) What do you care? She loves me, and she wants to be with me.
Genius: Maybe, but (Insert chemical gibberish) can cause all kinds of mental issues when combined with (Insert more chemical gibberish). If I were you...
Bill: And you're not.
Genius: I'd keep her under sedation until...after.
Kurt: (Shooting a glance at Bill) I've been telling him that, but...
Bill: Shut up, Kurt.
Genius: And I'd change the formula to use (Insert chemical gibberish) and maybe (Insert technical jargon). And I wouldn't tell her what you did. If she knows you, um...killed someone for her, she'd probably hate you forever. If she wonders why her...body looks different, you could just tell her she had a...a...head injury in the accident and everything will look different.
Despite himself Bill can't help but consider Genius' words. He starts to pace around the room, so deep in thought that he doesn't notice he's very close to that certain door...
Genius is stunned beyond belief when a large, misshapen hand bursts out of the smaller-door-within-the-big-door and grabs Bill around the neck. After Bill lets out a scream that is cut off, his body falls to the floor. His head is missing and presumably behind that door from where some very disturbing noises are emanating. Genius and Kurt stare at the horrifying sight.
After a very long pause, an expressionless Kurt walks over to Bill's body. He reaches into Bill's lab coat pocket and takes out the key to the handcuffs. He goes over to a trembling Genius and unlocks the cuffs.
Kurt: Get out of here, kid.
Genius: Wha...what are you going to do? You're not going to...put her head on...him...are you?
Kurt: (Short humorless chuckle) No. It would serve him right, but I can't do that to her. He's dead, she should be, that thing (Indicates that door) should be, and...I should be, too. (Deep sigh) I'll give you five minutes to get away, and then I'm blowing this place up.
Genius: But you...
Kurt: Just...go.
Genius hesitates as Kurt takes a gun out of a convenient drawer. Kurt turns and sees him.
Kurt: (Kindly) Why are you still here? I told you to go. There's already a firebomb planted here that he was going to use to wipe out all traces of his crazy experiments. All I have to do is set the timer, and (Indicates the gun) I'll use this on me, and once the bomb goes off no one will ever know what happened here. Even if you told someone, there won't be any evidence. Just forget what you saw and heard. (A little more sternly) I didn't have to let you go, you know.
Genius: I know, but...
Kurt: But what?
Genius: I came to...collect. If I don't it'll come out of my own money, and I was saving to upgrade my lab.
Kurt chuckles and gives Genius all the money in his wallet, and what was in Bill's, too. Genius thanks him and races out of the house to his bike. He's pedaling away frantically when he hears an explosion. He skids to a stop and looks behind him. There is a plume of smoke rising over the trees. He shudders, and peddles on toward home...
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Post by crowschmo on Oct 18, 2012 18:00:49 GMT -5
It's Joe Don Baker and Joe Don Baker in -- The Beer Trap!
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Post by dph on Oct 20, 2012 15:38:53 GMT -5
Sol-Survivor, that would have been perfect if the bird man from "Bride of the Monster" had walked by as the house exploded and said;
"He tampered in God's domain."
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Post by michaeljgleason96 on Oct 20, 2012 19:47:57 GMT -5
The Warrior of the Lost World is sent to save another lost world, the Time of the Apes planet. So this is how it would have went, The Paperchase guy rides his motorcycle into an icy lake and is frozen, and is revived by the apes! Johnny helps break him out while helping Godo escape and they run away on his motorcycle. Does it make sense? NO! Is it really pointless since the entire thing probably didn't happen? YOU BET IT IS! This Summer, it's Warrior of the Lost World of the Apes.
"It stinks!" was the response from Joel Robinson
Film rated F for Forrester.
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Post by sol-survivor on Oct 21, 2012 20:32:32 GMT -5
Sol-Survivor, that would have been perfect if the bird man from "Bride of the Monster" had walked by as the house exploded and said; "He tampered in God's domain." Thank you. I kind of toyed with the idea of Genius pedaling past the Bowler Hatted Guy from the end of The Deadly Bees, but I figured I'd already made it long enough. |
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Post by continosbuckle on Oct 26, 2012 20:23:00 GMT -5
Been great so far, but I'm going to close it down Monday morning, the 29th, so if you're like me and procrastinating on getting your entry done until the last moment, that's when it has to be done.
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Post by continosbuckle on Oct 30, 2012 20:45:08 GMT -5
Well, it's been a tight contest, with many great entries, and I thank each and every one of you for them. There was plenty of creativity, audacity and chutzpah.
But I have to give it to sol-survivor for her Village of the Giants/Brain That Wouldn't Die crossover. Hopefully Sky hasn't been washed away and you can contact him for your prize.
Again, thanks to all the participants. You were all worthy!
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Post by sol-survivor on Oct 31, 2012 9:04:55 GMT -5
Thank you!
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