I'm having a miserable day

[Mighty Jack]

So I thought I'd look up pictures for the word "miserable" just to see what other miserable things there are. Here's a sampling...


The King of Misery?




Oh yeah, here's a world of misery




Works sucks, but it could be worse...





Hey, that's my expression whenever I watch this show...





Love is...?




Kitty!




Puppy! (Wants to put owner to sleep)




Looks like I feel





And there are a lot of pictures of her...





Now I just need a theme song... ah yeah, that hits the spot






Go ahead folks, pour your misery down on me! (actually looking at Shirley in those boots makes me feel considerably "less" miserable)

[Don Quixote]

[Mighty Jack]

Ahhhhh, the happiness, it burns!!

You sir have a place in Satan's army.

[Mitchell]

Hello DQ. I'm Mitchell. Welcome to Hell.

We have a spot for you, right here. You will be what we call a "greeter." Here is your red vest, you'll notice it says "Can I damn you?" right on the back. Here's your name tag, your plastic "stik-on" horns, and your Dickies brand assless chaps.

What's that? Army you say? Why yes, we have a place for you in Satan's Army, but you see you don't just start day-one at the top. You do a good job welcoming these condemned souls to eternal torment, and who knows, maybe in two or three millennia, we can get you your Satan's Army Private stripe and you'll be mopping out latrines! With your tongue!

Anyway, off you go.

EDIT: BE not ME, BE dammit!

[nondescript spice]

man, i applied for that job months ago and i never got a callback. jerks.

[Mighty Jack]

^That picture cracked me up.


DQs first day on the job (it's a little less "firey and brimstoney" than I expected)

[afriendlychicken]

Misery wanted to have a talk with you: