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Post by mummifiedstalin on Nov 4, 2012 0:03:13 GMT -5
Ratso is incommunicado. Therefore, he has likely died via Hurricaine Sandy.
You may think it cruel of me to make light of this in Sloane. If you think that, you misunderstand Ratso. He would not want solemnity. He would want you to mock his meager existence and remember his failures fondly as a way of being that can mastered only by years of desperation, self-sacrifice to the art of the non sequiter, and Sterno.
All is well with Ratso. Ratso is no longer. Ratso rots. Ratso endures.
I love Ratso.
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Post by Mitchell on Nov 4, 2012 9:06:52 GMT -5
Great, so now you have me rooting for his demise so you'll get banned for this cruel, insensitive thread?
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Post by mummifiedstalin on Nov 4, 2012 9:53:20 GMT -5
Either way, this thread is awesome.
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Post by Crowfan on Nov 4, 2012 9:53:55 GMT -5
I think we should all get drunk and wind up in Ratso's location "On the floor of a bar".
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Post by Mitchell on Nov 4, 2012 11:45:09 GMT -5
That was a drunk reference? I just figured he was a bottom.
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Post by Don Quixote on Nov 4, 2012 13:37:51 GMT -5
RATSO IS DEAD, LONG LIVE RATSO!
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Post by GodoHell on Nov 4, 2012 15:09:15 GMT -5
I imagine he just tried to swim up a toilet and got stuck.
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Post by siamesesin on Nov 4, 2012 15:23:15 GMT -5
Ratso died for our sins.
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Post by mummifiedstalin on Nov 4, 2012 15:36:58 GMT -5
I imagine he just tried to swim up a toilet and got stuck. The reality is always more boring than the dream... |
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Post by siamesesin on Nov 4, 2012 21:55:30 GMT -5
Heathen bitch. Ratso DIED for your commie liberal ass.
Accept him as your personal savior. Or he will set you on fire.
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Post by Mitchell on Nov 5, 2012 8:15:48 GMT -5
That would make him happy because then he'll be red in the physical sense, rather than just the metaphorical one.
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Post by mummifiedstalin on Nov 5, 2012 11:40:29 GMT -5
I'm guessing that Ratso used the disaster as an excuse to finally drop out of polite society and run to Thailand so he could start that DIY plumbing-slash-private-detective service he always talked about.
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Post by Mitchell on Nov 5, 2012 13:35:28 GMT -5
I'm guessing you're using this thread as a reverse-psychology alibi for when they find his bloated corpse with your DNA inside of it.
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Post by siamesesin on Nov 5, 2012 18:34:55 GMT -5
It'll be a plausible alibi. The sheer volume of varying samples present will skew the results.
Unless they swab the gall bladder too. Then Mumms may be screwed.
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Post by Crowfan on Nov 5, 2012 18:51:05 GMT -5
I saw Ratso's love child at the mall.
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