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Post by mummifiedstalin on Nov 9, 2012 15:56:31 GMT -5
If you were a stalker and/or predator, who would you stalk?
I'd stalk Toni Collette. And Edward James Olmos, because I'm an equal-gender stalker.
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Post by siamesesin on Nov 9, 2012 18:52:21 GMT -5
Art Bell.
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Post by mummifiedstalin on Nov 9, 2012 19:46:18 GMT -5
That's been done.
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Post by siamesesin on Nov 9, 2012 21:15:24 GMT -5
But the paranoia level would be so tasty!
Fine! Stephen Fry.
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Post by Crowfan on Nov 9, 2012 21:23:00 GMT -5
Can you stalk someone whose career ended years ago?
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Post by mummifiedstalin on Nov 9, 2012 21:24:26 GMT -5
Can you stalk someone whose career ended years ago? Yes. It's easier, truthfully. |
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Post by Crowfan on Nov 10, 2012 7:30:21 GMT -5
Oh right, cause they're flattered you remember them. And if they're old, they probably can't run away as quick, either.
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Post by Mitchell on Nov 10, 2012 7:33:08 GMT -5
And if they're old, they probably can't run away as quick, either. I stalk Kirstie Allie for different, yet similar reasons. |
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Post by Don Quixote on Nov 11, 2012 22:36:24 GMT -5
Aside from the obvious Telly, I'd stalk Arnold Schwarzenegger. I'd track him down in the jungle, and then he'd somehow beat me despite my cloaking field technology and superior weapons by using only mud, feces, and pointy sticks.
And then I'd set off the nuke I brought with me and vaporize myself.
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Post by Mitchell on Nov 12, 2012 7:35:12 GMT -5
and only be resurrected to make sweet, sweet love to Danny Glover?
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Post by Don Quixote on Nov 13, 2012 6:28:24 GMT -5
... I'm gettin' too old for this s**t...
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Post by Mighty Jack on Nov 22, 2012 1:14:45 GMT -5
I would use a Ouji board and stalk the ghost of John Lennon. I'd ask him all kinds of annoying geek questions about the Beatles and pester him for advice about writing good songs.
"John, I command your spirit... what's a good rhyme for Tangerine?"
After that I'd probably hang outside Kate Beckinsale's house.
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Post by siamesesin on Nov 22, 2012 4:23:54 GMT -5
I still think stalking paranoid people sounds more fun.
I've got my eye on Glenn Beck now.
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Post by Mitchell on Nov 22, 2012 7:51:05 GMT -5
Stalking the paranoid isn't fun. You don't make them any more crazy and you legitimize their insanity.
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Post by siamesesin on Nov 22, 2012 17:16:33 GMT -5
I'm the thoughtful stalker. I'm trying to help validate him.
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