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Post by mummifiedstalin on Nov 9, 2012 21:23:16 GMT -5
Who among us has not lusted after Urkel? Who among us has not eaten an entire box of family size Kraft Mac and Cheese without utensils? Who among us does not long for absolution in the form of a sour cream bath? Who among us does not love hot cheetos and takis? Who among us does not want our children to grow up hating Roseanne Barr's worst days? Who among us does not hate asphalt? Who among us dwells not among the un-showered dwarves of Munisfah? Who among us has not seen Ishtar and felt compelled by the media review aggregates to hate it already, despite our desire to make our decisions? Who among us has not smelt our own farts and thought, "Not that bad, really?" Who among us has not played Pac-Man and thought that it really was a crappy game, even given the technological abilities of the age? Who among us has not thought that there should be a wider variety of toothpaste flavors? Who among us has not privately raged against the age of consent? Who among us has not lived for the day that linguine came in a slightly thinner variety? Who among us has not wanted just a bit more salt in their wounds to encourage more motivational inspiration? Who among us does not want to pee with more longing? Who among us does not secretly hate those casual acquaintances we see daily and who are perfectly agreeable yet seem...flapjacksing irritating regardless? Who among us has not wished that life mirrored Green Acres? Who among us lives not for pleasure but for a cessation of desire? Who among us has not desired all their holes to be filled (or to fill all holes wholly)? Who among us has not pleased themselves with fungus? Who among us believes not in the power of rotation? Who among us wants less than they deserve? Who among us wants at least more than two handfuls? |
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Post by Crowfan on Nov 9, 2012 21:25:58 GMT -5
I kind of wish my life was mirrored by Charlie's Angels, but other than that, you are asking the same questions I ask. Are you the guy sitting on the rock in Tibet, dispensing wisdom?
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Post by mummifiedstalin on Nov 9, 2012 21:30:28 GMT -5
I dispense questions. Wisdom happens in between answers.
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Post by Mitchell on Nov 9, 2012 21:54:40 GMT -5
Who among us has not lusted after Urkel?
That almost ruined San Francisco International [/i][/b]
Who among us has not eaten an entire box of family size Kraft Mac and Cheese without utensils?
I HATE Mac and Cheese [/i][/b]
Who among us does not long for absolution in the form of a sour cream bath?
Sour. . .Bath does not become better by adding the word "cream" [/i][/b]
Who among us does not love hot cheetos and takis?
I've decided to inform George W. Bush about your subversive activities [/i][/b]
Who among us does not want our children to grow up hating Roseanne Barr's worst days?
Have you been busted sniffing her girdles again?! [/i][/b]
Who among us does not hate asphalt?
FU commie, I LOVE asphalt, that and SPEED [/i][/b]
Who among us dwells not among the un-showered dwarves of Munisfah?
And you thought I was on an RP server. . . [/i][/b]
Who among us has not seen Ishtar and felt compelled by the media review aggregates to hate it already, despite our desire to make our decisions?
You're the only tool here that owns a laserdisc player [/i][/b]
Who among us has not smelt our own farts and thought, "Not that bad, really?"
More like "FROM THE GODS!" [/i][/b]
Who among us has not played Pac-Man and thought that it really was a crappy game, even given the technological abilities of the age?
Again with the Tetris, Bolshevik? [/i][/b]
Who among us has not thought that there should be a wider variety of toothpaste flavors?
Like semen? [/i][/b]
Who among us has not privately raged against the age of consent?
You're getting vanned right now. [/i][/b]
Who among us has not lived for the day that linguine came in a slightly thinner variety?
I refer you to your Rosanne Barr Worst Day question above [/i][/b]
Who among us has not wanted just a bit more salt in their wounds to encourage more motivational inspiration?
I prefer to motivate you with a flamethrower or blackmail via those Keith Carradine photos [/i][/b]
Who among us does not want to pee with more longing?
I'm long enough, thank you, short-o [/i][/b]
Who among us does not secretly hate those casual acquaintances we see daily and who are perfectly agreeable yet seem...jkazooing irritating regardless?
I openly hate them. It's been my biggest character flaw. [/i][/b]
Who among us has not wished that life mirrored Green Acres?
NOW you're voting Republican? [/i][/b]
Who among us lives not for pleasure but for a cessation of desire?
NOW YOU'RE VOTING REPUBLICAN? [/i][/b]
Who among us has not desired all their holes to be filled (or to fill all holes wholly)?
NOW YOU'RE VOTING FOR LARRY CRAIG!?! [/i][/b]
Who among us has not pleased themselves with fungus?
You are so unclean. I shall name you "Don Quixote" [/i][/b]
Who among us believes not in the power of rotation?
Rotation has no power, but it is conserved [/i][/b]
Who among us wants less than they deserve?
You mean, in terms of unlubricated entries? [/i][/b]
Who among us wants at least more than two handfuls?
Of your moobs? [/i][/b]
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Post by mummifiedstalin on Nov 9, 2012 22:27:46 GMT -5
Who among us thinks that moobs are a myth of Mitchell's imagination?
Who among us disbelieves the preachings of engineers?
Who among us who not vote for Barack Adama?
Who among us has not drunk too much moonshine?
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Post by Mitchell on Nov 9, 2012 22:37:28 GMT -5
I'm not answering any more of your horseshiat questions until you fawn over my video.
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Post by mummifiedstalin on Nov 10, 2012 1:06:46 GMT -5
video? I'd love to fawn. Fawn goatse style, even.
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Post by Mitchell on Nov 10, 2012 7:01:10 GMT -5
That sounds magically delicious
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Post by GodoHell on Nov 10, 2012 15:27:40 GMT -5
Who among us (besides Mitch) is actually bothering to read all this sh*t?!?
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Post by Crowfan on Nov 10, 2012 15:37:35 GMT -5
I got the e-book version.
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Post by siamesesin on Nov 10, 2012 15:40:32 GMT -5
Stop interrupting their foreplay!
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Post by Don Quixote on Nov 11, 2012 22:41:51 GMT -5
My balls itch.
What's going on in this thread f**k-os?
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Post by mummifiedstalin on Nov 11, 2012 23:15:36 GMT -5
Who among us has not scratched our balls in public, caught the eye of an understanding man, and continued scratching with renewed vigor?
Who among us not smelled that heady mix of decay, baking beer-bread, and sour diarrhea that is "being-downwind-of-DQ"?
Who among us hasn't wanted to see Joe Biden tap Sarah Palin?
Who among us doesn't feel the urge to shave off all our arm hair after hearing the mawkish screams of Kid Rock?
Who among us hasn't kicked a cat in the balls and thought, "You know what, I don't care who saw me."
Who among us hasn't seen that same cat dead on the street days later and smiled?
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Post by Mitchell on Nov 12, 2012 7:31:49 GMT -5
Who among us has not scratched our balls in public, caught the eye of an understanding man, and continued scratching with renewed vigor?
..... You know it's more pinch-and-roll then scratch [/b][/i]
Who among us not smelled that heady mix of decay, baking beer-bread, and sour diarrhea that is "being-downwind-of-DQ"?
..... Sour diarrhea? You've been tasting it?! [/b][/i]
Who among us hasn't wanted to see Joe Biden tap Sarah Palin?
..... And see his PVC dentures during his vinegar strokes and hear her harpy, screeching OH GAWDS as she's climaxing? No thank you. [/b][/i]
Who among us doesn't feel the urge to shave off all our arm hair after hearing the mawkish screams of Kid Rock?
..... So you want to look more feminine so he notices you in the audience, wearing lipstick and a skirt? [/b][/i]
Who among us hasn't kicked a cat in the balls and thought, "You know what, I don't care who saw me."
..... You certified Furry [/b][/i]
Who among us hasn't seen that same cat dead on the street days later and smiled?
..... I have sent this post and your home address to Ingrid Newkirk. Enjoy the unwashed band of harpies coming to burn your house down. [/b][/i]
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Post by Don Quixote on Nov 13, 2012 6:27:05 GMT -5
This thread needs an enema!
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