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Post by siamesesin on Jan 14, 2013 23:23:33 GMT -5
Will you at least steal Mummi some of the experimental crickets from your work? He likes to put them on his Mini-Wheats.
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Post by Dave Walker on Jan 14, 2013 23:27:02 GMT -5
Aside from the Great Cricket Uprising of 2008, they're not very cool.
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Post by siamesesin on Jan 14, 2013 23:28:26 GMT -5
But Mummi likes the protein crunch.
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Post by mummifiedstalin on Jan 15, 2013 0:07:01 GMT -5
I just crapped all over the floor in the Dean's office. And all over the library. And inside the computer lab's printer. You mean YOUR OFFICE! Welcome aboard! But, seriously, clean up a bit first. |
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Post by mummifiedstalin on Jan 15, 2013 0:08:16 GMT -5
As I'm overqualified for this institution, I will leave it to you to attempt to raise enough money to lure me from my current academic post. Hmm. I think we'll try blackmail instead. Dean DQ, hire someone to dig up (ie fabricate) some dirt on Mr. Walker. |
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Post by Mitchell on Jan 15, 2013 2:33:42 GMT -5
Doesn't the phrase "brutal puppet pimp" mean anything to you?
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Post by Don Quixote on Jan 15, 2013 18:21:17 GMT -5
As I'm overqualified for this institution, I will leave it to you to attempt to raise enough money to lure me from my current academic post. Hmm. I think we'll try blackmail instead. Dean DQ, hire someone to dig up (ie fabricate) some dirt on Mr. Walker. I can think of but one person who can obtain the desired dirt. Guitarwitch has been an invaluable asset to my private business dealings with the Russian Mafia, and I can think of no finer person for the job! |
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Post by mummifiedstalin on Jan 15, 2013 23:28:34 GMT -5
Our hiring blitz has stalled.
We need more applicants.
DQ, how can you drum up interest?
Sia, how's that production going? We need media attention!
Ratso, write a poem or something!
Come on, people! DO IT FOR US (University of Sloane)!
Or maybe we should be Sloane University. SU. SUe. Because it's gonna happen eventually...
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Post by Ratso on Jan 16, 2013 14:07:34 GMT -5
*Locks self in janitor's closet*
This isn't the (**&$(*&@ BANK!!!
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Post by mummifiedstalin on Jan 16, 2013 15:00:42 GMT -5
*Locks self in janitor's closet* This isn't the (**&$(*&@ BANK!!! After further consideration, I think Ratso's skills would be better suited to the Psychology department, specifically Child Development. File those papers for me, will you? Damn, I don't have an administrative assistant. Or papers, for that matter. I'm not very good at my job. |
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Post by siamesesin on Jan 16, 2013 15:46:42 GMT -5
I was trying to finish the vinyl costumes for the ice cream social scene, but Ratso took off with the glue jar, and I didn't like the expression on his face.
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Post by Ratso on Jan 17, 2013 13:01:09 GMT -5
*Locks self in janitor's closet* This isn't the (**&$(*&@ BANK!!! After further consideration, I think Ratso's skills would be better suited to the Psychology department, specifically Child Development Better find my fire hose then... |
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Post by siamesesin on Jan 17, 2013 15:20:46 GMT -5
So, when do we storm the Dean's office and set him on fire?
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Post by GodoHell on Jan 18, 2013 21:03:17 GMT -5
With all the lube, he'll burn for days!!!
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Post by siamesesin on Jan 20, 2013 20:42:19 GMT -5
I think Mummi just wants a new school because both Penn State and Notre Dame have embarassed him a bit lately.
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