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Post by Mitchell on Jan 20, 2013 11:33:01 GMT -5
I am at brunch and the person sitting near me is either:
A) The butchiest lesbian ever or
B) Nick Nolte
WHAT SAY YOU?
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Post by Mitchell on Jan 20, 2013 11:36:34 GMT -5
What's that you say? You want a visual? Okeedokee: Attachments:
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Post by mummifiedstalin on Jan 20, 2013 14:31:11 GMT -5
Looks like lesbian aunt to me. Probably a Unitarian or super social justice Evangelical, too. Very sincere, plays either the banjo or "fiddle," and is into low exertion, long distance walking. Prefers carob to chocolate but loves to eat ribs and salmon.
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Post by siamesesin on Jan 20, 2013 15:54:26 GMT -5
She also has a mole on her left index finger and an aversion to radishes.
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Post by Crowfan on Jan 20, 2013 17:10:54 GMT -5
Just to be contrary, I'll say Nick Nolte.
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Post by Mitchell on Jan 20, 2013 20:12:18 GMT -5
Looks like lesbian aunt to me. Probably a Unitarian or super social justice Evangelical, too. Very sincere, plays either the banjo or "fiddle," and is into low exertion, long distance walking. Prefers carob to chocolate but loves to eat ribs and salmon. I am with you on the banjo/fiddle bit, but I think the exercise profile includes horses or perhaps donkeys. I also bet, building on your Unitarian observation, that she hosts either a TS Eliot study club OR a greenware pottery class at the church on every other Tuesday. |
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Post by siamesesin on Jan 20, 2013 20:40:28 GMT -5
I think the bigger issue is that you were at "brunch". How were the mimosas and fruit cup, girly man?
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Post by Mitchell on Jan 20, 2013 21:41:33 GMT -5
I sexed the old lady too well for her to get out of the rack on time for me to have my scheduled Man's Breakfast, thank you very much.
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Post by Afgncaap5 on Jan 21, 2013 3:59:35 GMT -5
To consume brunch between breakfast and lunch is fine. At least, it's certainly no work than the meal between supper and breakfast, "brupper."
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Post by siamesesin on Jan 21, 2013 4:30:52 GMT -5
We call it "linner".
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Post by mummifiedstalin on Jan 21, 2013 18:36:55 GMT -5
Looks like lesbian aunt to me. Probably a Unitarian or super social justice Evangelical, too. Very sincere, plays either the banjo or "fiddle," and is into low exertion, long distance walking. Prefers carob to chocolate but loves to eat ribs and salmon. I am with you on the banjo/fiddle bit, but I think the exercise profile includes horses or perhaps donkeys. I also bet, building on your Unitarian observation, that she hosts either a TS Eliot study club OR a greenware pottery class at the church on every other Tuesday. Not TS Eliot. Virginia Woolf...or Gertrude Stein (the latter's too "artsy," though). The horses and greenware pottery, though: genius. |
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Post by TheNewMads on Jan 22, 2013 6:19:45 GMT -5
You're eating at one of those buffets that favors the soft food, aren't you? You know, the sort of food you can gum?
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Post by siamesesin on Jan 23, 2013 3:08:07 GMT -5
You're eating at one of those buffets that favors the soft food, aren't you? You know, the sort of food you can gum? I feel like I'm at bat and have to strike on an easy pitch so the kid with cancer can fulfill his Wish. You're a cruel man, Mads. |
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Post by Mitchell on Jan 23, 2013 14:47:33 GMT -5
You whiffed, the child croaked, wish unfulfilled, and here I stand, triumphantly uninsulted.
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Post by siamesesin on Jan 23, 2013 15:38:23 GMT -5
It's less to spare you, Mitchie, and more to avoid a beatdown from Mr. Bannie, The Poobah World Wombat.
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