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Post by cahvaydweller on Feb 15, 2014 19:55:32 GMT -5
Consider this a companion to my 'Harsh Riffs' thread. What riffs absolutely turn your stomach? Mine is from PARTS: THE CLONUS HORROR- "He's drinking delicious hot dog water!"
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Post by Torgo on Feb 15, 2014 23:53:07 GMT -5
GUESS WHAT I'VE BEEN DOING! - Deathstalker
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Post by brandonakaxerxes on Feb 16, 2014 0:15:07 GMT -5
From "MITCHELL". The title character gets beat up, and a trash can placed over his head.
Servo (as Mitchell): "Hey, I think this is rice! (pause) Oh... it's not!"
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Post by Mr. Atari on Feb 16, 2014 1:14:45 GMT -5
I had a stretch when I battled IBS (Irritable Bowel Syndrome) for a couple of years. Constant nausea, lots of sudden bathroom trips...you know, the fun stuff. Anyway, it seemed like on my worst days, I would inevitably pick an episode that contained Servo giving his trademark riff, "Diarrhea is like a storm raging inside you." It was never as funny as I wanted it to be.
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Post by Weirdo Writer on Feb 16, 2014 23:06:07 GMT -5
"Ewww, he's lactating!" from The Giant Spider Invasion.
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Post by continosbuckle on Feb 17, 2014 2:04:16 GMT -5
Sidehackers
Context: This scene or previous scenes show that the characters have racy pictures of women posted on the walls of their workplace
Luke:(convincing Rommel of the merits of marriage)Have you ever seen me so happy?
Joel: (as Rommel) Yeah, but you didn't know I was watching you.
Me: (beat)...Yaaugh.
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Post by Mike Flugennock on Feb 17, 2014 16:35:51 GMT -5
From The Horror Of Party Beach:
The Del-Aires: (singing) Everybody do it, do it, do it --
Servo: (singing) -- pick your nose and chew it, chew it, chew it!
Gross, yes, but also one of my favorite riffs in that episode.
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Post by Monophylos on Feb 17, 2014 20:43:37 GMT -5
Some of the jokes about Glenn Manning when he's in the hospital after getting caught in the Bomb blast are pretty gross, especially the food riffs. "Oh, he's the Amazing Colossal Lasagna!" "Good use of watercress, Doctor."
The show was also slightly partial to making jokes about greywater, i.e. water collected as runoff from sinks and showers and so forth. For instance, after Ken busts Col. Yurulen out of jail toward the end of Fugitive Alien, they run to a stream to relieve their thirst and Crow says, "Wait a minute, it tastes salty--IT'S GREYWATER!"
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Post by Frameous on Feb 17, 2014 22:01:32 GMT -5
Master Ninja II
Lee Van Cleef lies down on the floor:
"I'm the floor of an adult movie theater."
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Post by Mike Flugennock on Feb 17, 2014 23:43:11 GMT -5
Some of the jokes about Glenn Manning when he's in the hospital after getting caught in the Bomb blast are pretty gross, especially the food riffs. "Oh, he's the Amazing Colossal Lasagna!" "Good use of watercress, Doctor..." Oh, maa-aaan, I love all the excruciatingly crass riffs about baked and fried foods early in Amazing Colossal Man. |
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