Post by Torgo on May 2, 2016 15:43:40 GMT -5
The fight in Civil War is about so much more than politics or loss of innocent lives. It all boils down to a character that's not even in it: Pepper Potts.
See, Pepper is a stupid name. It can't be her real name, because it's like pre-establishing that your daughter is destined to become a stripper or a porn star. The only thing that would be worse is if her middle name was Honey, making her Pepper Honey-Potts.
Civil War begins shortly after Tony asked Pepper what her real name was. The answer changed his life forever.
Pepper's real name is MARTHAAAAAAAA!
(stupid meme spam time)
See, Pepper is a stupid name. It can't be her real name, because it's like pre-establishing that your daughter is destined to become a stripper or a porn star. The only thing that would be worse is if her middle name was Honey, making her Pepper Honey-Potts.
Civil War begins shortly after Tony asked Pepper what her real name was. The answer changed his life forever.
Pepper's real name is MARTHAAAAAAAA!
(stupid meme spam time)