Guy came in to work just now to get a prize he'd won from a call-in contest. I handed him the voucher, and before I knew what was happening he shook my hand, vigorously, as if to say "Well met, my fellow human!"
Ha-ha! Guess I'm a carrier of Covid-19 now! Ah-hahahaha. haha...heh...
*Vigorously washes hands like three times before slathering up to his forearms with hand sanitizing foam*
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