That's weird, they haven't riffed a movie from ONE decade

[wisdomlupus]

Mystery Science Theater 3000 has riffed a movie from every decade from the 1940s until the 2010s, except the 2000s as said in this comment. If you look at the list on the wiki, you'll notice there are no films under the 2000s header. What films from the 2000s they need to riff include Battlefield Earth (2000), The Master of Disguise (2002), Son of The Mask (2005), Cursed (2005), Ultraviolet (2006), and The Love Guru (2008). The 2000s was also known as the nostalgic and the last "good" decade in my opinion and I wish they'd make an episode that features a film from that decade.

[kmorgan]

The movies you mentioned were probably unavailable due to rights issues. But I figure there are enough direct-to-video efforts that are both riffable and affordable for Joel to get one for Season 14.