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Post by emperordorkin on Apr 16, 2004 12:32:17 GMT -5
The first dream I ever remember still spooks me to this day. I was about five years old, and my parents were pushing me in a shopping cart, in a department store. Suddenly, they both stopped, wrapped their arms around each other, and began singing a doo-wop song. The cart rolled away...slowly then gaining speed until I was suddenly flying through the store at warp speed...as soon as I crashed through the exit doors, I awoke.
OTHERS:
My dad and I were in a strange spooky house at night. I suddenly noticed a MAD Magazine resting on a shelf. (#288, July 1989 to be exact.) However, it was guarded by a swarm of robot moths, with large pointy metal shards for wings. My dad attempted to grab the magazine, but got two of his fingers sliced off. He turned to me, smiled, held his mutiliated hand up, and said happily "Look!" Then...I awoke. I still really wanted that magazine...
My aunt and uncle were driving me and my brother through the countryside in a van, when it was suddenly overrun by cows. They were stampeding everywhere, and they were killing people! Naturally, everyone was blissfully unaware but me, as we drived through the carnage like nothing was wrong. The last thing I saw before I awoke was a cow that had somehow hung itself in the telephone wires.
Just before waking up today, I had a fever dream where I was in a dark room with a TV set. I turned it on, to see Pam Grier sitting behind a news-desk, while a silouette of a pointy-headed creature loomed behind her. She cheerfully said "Wednesday!"...the screen went black...a deep voice said "Ennis!" and a giant "Ennis" title with a sword through it zoomed onto the screen, as a badly synthesized version of the "Lassie" theme music blared. I screamed in horror, as I realized I was forever stuck in a dark warped dimension where the only thing on TV was a god-awful "Hercules" rip-off called "Ennis"...then I woke up.
I'm still shaking...
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Post by marytrobot on Apr 16, 2004 12:50:37 GMT -5
hehehe... you shouldn't get me started on odd dreams Professor, I'll just tell you one, Ok so one day I'm out hunting werewolves, I come across this house that really old, and I think "oh there's gotta be werewolves in here!" so I break down the door, gun ready to shoot, and I see, this kid about my age and a computer printing something out. "oh Hi!" he says "come on in!" So I look at him funny, wondering why he's not mad that I just broke his door. I sit down on a couch and talk to him for a bit, I come to the conclusion that this kid is an incredible freak. "well, er I've gotta go..." "oh ok, well you should come over sometime and we'll explore the house together!" "yeah, ok sounds like fun" I say while thinking NO WAY! So a few days later I'm out playing with my pal Todd, when my mom comes out and tells me that this kid (who we will no refer to as Freak) has called and wants me to come over. I try to tell my mom no, but she gets all mad, and Todd says he'll come with me. SO we go over and we're exploring the house. We come across on of the last rooms Freak suddenly gets really serious and says "you can't let ANYTHING in this room be moved." I was all "yeah yeah sure whatever" and break open the door. A sudden draftenters the room, and all these papers on a desk fly of. "RUNNN" Freak screams. he and Todd run away, i stupidly stand there, and I see all these slinted, blue eyes.. ICE Ghosts! they come out of all corners of the room and surround me. "kill her" says their leader. A german shepard jumps out of nowhere and attacks me. I tackle him and pull out my hairspray, and start spraying him yelling "bad dog bad dog!!" to my shock he says "well.. what can I do to be a good dog" "uh well attack him!" I command pointing to the iceghost leader. While the germansheard does so I run off. (wait I'm not done only this is long, i'll come back in a bit)
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Post by marytrobot on Apr 16, 2004 13:00:47 GMT -5
So now I'm running down a street, and I see this skeleton giving some people a tour of the street. "and here, is the log house..." he says "oooooh" say the people. Angrily I start throwing eggs at the skeleton, i miss "ooooh" says the people. the skeleton pulls out a giant poisoned egg "aaah" say the people. He throws it at me, I leap into the air do a double twist over him, land on the other side, and with a low kick to the knees I shatter him to the ground. "eeeeee" say the people, and the wonder off. So then I come across these three boxes that are like Jack in the Boxes, only monsters are popping out of them, and I’m fighting them all off, Dracula, bigfoot, you name it. But then…… a YETI! I run screaming, and become trapped. And who would appear but Freak, only he’s dressed like Ragady Ann, he starts doing this odd dance, the yeti thinks it really cool, and starts trying to imitate him, he gets so caught up in the dance, that Freak is able to scuttle away. This make the Yeti really pissed, I try to do the same thing, but the Yeti says “oh no you don’t!!” and rushes at me. Then Todd shows up, and he’s dressed as a Monk. “AAAAMMMMENNNNAAAAA!” he says. The yeti gets all puzzled “Amena, where have I heard that before” And Todd answers “The Monks, we are your friends!” “oh, right, what can I do to help you guys?” “let us pass” So the Yeti does. Then later that day I find out the room with all the papers, where this whole thing started, actually belonged to my distant uncle, and he left me a picture of a Tiger, and a rock. And I’m walking home staring at the rock, when a wind comes up, and blows away the dust on the rock, then I realize that it’s not just any dust, it’s GOLD dust, but the wind won’t stop blowing it away… and the dust turns silver, and I wake up….
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Post by yousonuva on Apr 16, 2004 13:20:56 GMT -5
This has probably happened to all of us. I remember a dark and stormy night....
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Post by TV's Cowboy on Apr 16, 2004 15:35:56 GMT -5
"My dad and I were in a strange spooky house at night. I suddenly noticed a MAD Magazine resting on a shelf. (#288, July 1989 to be exact.) However, it was guarded by a swarm of robot moths, with large pointy metal shards for wings. My dad attempted to grab the magazine, but got two of his fingers sliced off. He turned to me, smiled, held his mutiliated hand up, and said happily "Look!" Then...I awoke. I still really wanted that magazine..."
That's kind of ironic that it was guarded by metal mothes because that issue of Mad was thier special heavy metal issue.
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Post by Derek3K on Apr 16, 2004 18:52:34 GMT -5
I had this dream around the time I was 8. My cousins and I would always watch horror on movies Sat nights. Well the dream starts out with us doing just that....except out in the open of my grandpa's cornfield. ( We put a tape we rented in the VCR and pushed play, and when the copyright warning came up instead it said something like you must remove some kinda of label on the tape or else the movie would become real life. We all got scared and started to run away from the TV. We split up in different directions. After running for awhile I saw one of my smaller cousins riding away on golden retriever like it was a horse. I tried to get on but the dog couldn't support both our weight.
Its strange that I still remember that from over 14 years ago.
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Post by nightfalcawk on Apr 16, 2004 19:04:46 GMT -5
Okay, pay REALLY close attention. Calvin Klien is a squirrel who owns nutmeg. The nutmeg becomes an evil portal of dancing. The only was to pass through is to eat aluminum foil. The foil I eat is a Weeple People (some weird book characters) and my shoes become tadpoles. Then I cross through the portal and I get allergies so I jump into a hate. A hate is basically a portal with spinning lights. Then there are two guys thowing up and eating their own vomit and dare me to do the same. I refuse and they blow up. Then I start flying on rocket boots made out of violas and start screaming that skeletons are in my veins-and indeed they are, except veins means trees. So the skeleton gives me bean flavered ice cream. I hate ice cream so I throw it in the skeleton's face and jump into a mural. Then the flashing lights start up again only I'm gyrating wildly. I throw up in my dream and the guys from before who are throwing up give me a noo-noo, which teleports me to a far-off land. I take it and wake up. Surprise! I throw up and it turns out I was awake the whole dream and have a fever. I was becoming psychotic. The bad news is that I get psychotic every time I get a fever.
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Post by marytrobot on Apr 16, 2004 19:13:55 GMT -5
wow you win. But it does remind me of this dream I had when I had the flu last year, it's all dark, and I have to make triangle out of these lines that are floating around. Now everytime I did this I would actaully wake up, stumble to the bathroom, and throwup. Then stumble back to bed and dream about the triangles again. Then there was one where the three stooges wanted me to take over the world for them but I didn't want too. I think i was argueing with them. Then there was the one where the room closed up around me and I couldn't get out, and I got really mad at my family, and I wanted to kill them. I woke up half way to the kitchen (I've never been so scared in my life)
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Post by vanhagar3000 on Apr 16, 2004 19:20:33 GMT -5
OKay, this is a wrestling dream. I see Pyscho Sid in Madison Square Garden and it's the Survivor Series PPV event so I know it's from 1996. I also know that because he wins the world title like he did there. For some reason he beats BATMAN! for the title. I'm not sure if it's Adam West as Batman or the Batman character that wrestled for the WWF in the 60s and 70s and teamed with Bruno Sammartino. Then I cut to a WWF result page and it says that the Undertaker beat Robin in the house show the night before. Then I jump back to Sid celebrating his title win.
Weird ass dream, the ONLY one I can remember
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Post by nightfalcawk on Apr 16, 2004 19:23:03 GMT -5
wow you win. But it does remind me of this dream I had when I had the flu last year, it's all dark, and I have to make triangle out of these lines that are floating around. Now everytime I did this I would actaully wake up, stumble to the bathroom, and throwup. Then stumble back to bed and dream about the triangles again. Then there was one where the three stooges wanted me to take over the world for them but I didn't want too. I think i was argueing with them. Then there was the one where the room closed up around me and I couldn't get out, and I got really mad at my family, and I wanted to kill them. I woke up half way to the kitchen (I've never been so scared in my life) Sorry, you can't beat me at weird dreams. Here's some thing fun I do while I sleep: Some people sleepwalk. Some people snore. Some people sleeptalk. What do I do? I sleep scream of course. I can't tell you how many times my parents got pissed at me me for screaming "MOM! COME HERE!" While I was sound asleep, and then screaming "GO AWAY! GO AWAY! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARG!" I do this every week, and it's usually accompanied by psychosis.
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Post by marytrobot on Apr 16, 2004 20:03:08 GMT -5
Ok so one day I'm at this MST3K convention, at the end I'm waiting for someone who's supposed to meet me in the bathrooms. Well I wait and wait, then I see Gypsy poke her head in "Gypsy?" she slowly moves back around the corner. I move over to find that it's really a janitor cart, with a replica of gyspy's head attached to the front. This cart and it's owner are blocking the door, so I move back, and wait for this guy to leave so I can leave. I wait, and I wait, it must have been over an hour, and I realize that this guy isn't gonna leave, and that most likely he has unpleasent intentions. So I step forward ready to attack. He steps forward as well, in classic, "texas draw" stance. and he says "you think you can take me? Go ahead on." "he's going aheading oning!" I screach back and attack
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Post by nightfalcawk on Apr 16, 2004 20:08:06 GMT -5
Ok so one day I'm at this MST3K convention, at the end I'm waiting for someone who's supposed to meet me in the bathrooms. Well I wait and wait, then I see Gypsy poke her head in "Gypsy?" she slowly moves back around the corner. I move over to find that it's really a janitor cart, with a replica of gyspy's head attached to the front. This cart and it's owner are blocking the door, so I move back, and wait for this guy to leave so I can leave. I wait, and I wait, it must have been over an hour, and I realize that this guy isn't gonna leave, and that most likely he has unpleasent intentions. So I step forward ready to attack. He steps forward as well, in classic, "texas draw" stance. and he says "you think you can take me? Go ahead on." "he's going aheading oning!" I screach back and attack I had a dream that I bought Best Brains during dance class (even though I don't take dance).
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Post by Buddhist Kitten on Apr 16, 2004 21:27:04 GMT -5
I ALWAYS have embarrassing dreams inolving my mentors and/or hobbies, or people I like in general. I do not want to get into details; it will firghten you.
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Post by BobJohnson on Apr 17, 2004 11:13:45 GMT -5
I had one last night that will please you all (stop giggling, I mean it!)
I woke up in my dream and I turned on the TV and MST3K was back on the SCI-FI channel. But it was new episodes. It gets blurry after that. Then I really woke up, I had a headache and was groggy, and went downstairs to wee-wee and wake up with Duckman on CC.
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Post by otrfan on Apr 17, 2004 12:58:55 GMT -5
I remember a dream where the Earth is a free place to live... with no war...or hunger...or traffic accidents.
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