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Post by Bart Fargo on Apr 16, 2004 13:03:33 GMT -5
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Post by Buddhist Kitten on Apr 16, 2004 21:35:43 GMT -5
How about:
ROD STEWART COMES OUT OF CLOSET AFTER BEING STUCK IN IT FOR FIFTEEN DAYS.
Just the headline. That's all anyone reads, after all.
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Post by nightfalcawk on Apr 16, 2004 21:37:29 GMT -5
Pat Benatar Teaches Underprivilaged Mexican Children to Fly Due to Awesomeness
She just does.
Like my article?
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Post by Buddhist Kitten on Apr 16, 2004 21:40:01 GMT -5
CONAN O'BRIEN VOTED BEST CURRENT TALK SHOW HOST.
And you know it's true. ;D
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Post by nightfalcawk on Apr 16, 2004 21:40:53 GMT -5
CONAN O'BRIEN VOTED BEST CURRENT TALK SHOW HOST. And you know it's true. ;D Pat Benatar Kills Bill!
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Post by Buddhist Kitten on Apr 16, 2004 21:42:27 GMT -5
UMA THURMAN AND QUENTIN TARANTINO GET MARRIED SECRETLY!
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Post by nightfalcawk on Apr 16, 2004 21:47:26 GMT -5
UMA THURMAN AND QUENTIN TARANTINO GET MARRIED SECRETLY! QUENTIN TARANTINO GETS MAGICAL POWERS AND TRIES TO DESTROY THE EARTH! FOILED BY PAT BENATAR!
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Post by Buddhist Kitten on Apr 19, 2004 20:07:31 GMT -5
That's just mean, right there. A more appropiate one concering the presidency is . . . BLACK FEMALE BECOMES PRESIDENT!
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Post by nightfalcawk on Apr 19, 2004 20:22:45 GMT -5
NEWSPAPER TYPEFACE BROKEN! KEYBOARD STUCK IN CAPSLOCK!!!! HEADLINES ABNORMALLY HUGE!!!!
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yousonuva
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Post by yousonuva on Apr 20, 2004 8:14:48 GMT -5
NIGHTFALCAWK MAKES YOUSONUVA LAUGH HIS ASS OFF Scientists Discuss The Theories Of How This Came To Be
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Post by Poe33 on Apr 20, 2004 14:54:36 GMT -5
MIKE NELSON BUYS ANOTHER NEWSPAPER!
i love that host seg!
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Post by nightfalcawk on Apr 20, 2004 15:01:16 GMT -5
NIGHTFALCAWK MAKES YOUSONUVA LAUGH HIS ASS OFF Scientists Discuss The Theories Of How This Came To BeYes! My function in life is complete!
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Post by yousonuva on Apr 20, 2004 15:06:56 GMT -5
Yes! My function in life is complete! NIGHTFALCAWK LOSER STATUS CONFIRMED READ AS HE ADMITS BEING PASTY AND DUMBheheheh
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Post by nightfalcawk on Apr 20, 2004 15:16:50 GMT -5
NIGHTFALCAWK LOSER STATUS CONFIRMED READ AS HE ADMITS BEING PASTY AND DUMBheheheh Oh, but I am not pasty. In fact, I probably am the tenth darkest colored kid in the school. Today it was hot, so every one was wearing shorts, and I realized something. I AM THE ONLY MALE WITH BODY HAIR IN THE SCHOOL! (that's my article name.) All the guys have virtually no hair on their legs, to a freakish extent. I also got insanely tan today after being exposed to like 10 seconds of sunlight.
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Post by yousonuva on Apr 20, 2004 15:32:25 GMT -5
JUST IN. NIGHTFALCAWK IS A YADAGLANCH..YADAGLANCHK-...NIGHTFALCAWK IS A WEREWEELF......DAMMIT!
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