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Bart Fargo Lobo Abe Lincoln is Timecop! Posts: 3,735	Make your own fake news story Apr 16, 2004 13:03:33 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Bart Fargo on Apr 16, 2004 13:03:33 GMT -5 www.fakeawish.com Here's a story I'd like to see: george.w.bush.swellserver.com/news/top_stories/arrested.php
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Buddhist Kitten Lobo Most Virtuous Member! I'M BACKKKK!! Posts: 4,847	Make your own fake news story Apr 16, 2004 21:35:43 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Buddhist Kitten on Apr 16, 2004 21:35:43 GMT -5 How about: ROD STEWART COMES OUT OF CLOSET AFTER BEING STUCK IN IT FOR FIFTEEN DAYS. Just the headline. That's all anyone reads, after all.
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nightfalcawk Megaweapon Super Member! Posts: 7,938	Make your own fake news story Apr 16, 2004 21:37:29 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by nightfalcawk on Apr 16, 2004 21:37:29 GMT -5 Pat Benatar Teaches Underprivilaged Mexican Children to Fly Due to Awesomeness She just does. Like my article?
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Buddhist Kitten Lobo Most Virtuous Member! I'M BACKKKK!! Posts: 4,847	Make your own fake news story Apr 16, 2004 21:40:01 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Buddhist Kitten on Apr 16, 2004 21:40:01 GMT -5 CONAN O'BRIEN VOTED BEST CURRENT TALK SHOW HOST. And you know it's true. ;D
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nightfalcawk Megaweapon Super Member! Posts: 7,938	Make your own fake news story Apr 16, 2004 21:40:53 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by nightfalcawk on Apr 16, 2004 21:40:53 GMT -5 Chemical2010 said: CONAN O'BRIEN VOTED BEST CURRENT TALK SHOW HOST. And you know it's true. ;D Pat Benatar Kills Bill!

Buddhist Kitten Lobo Most Virtuous Member! I'M BACKKKK!! Posts: 4,847	Make your own fake news story Apr 16, 2004 21:42:27 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Buddhist Kitten on Apr 16, 2004 21:42:27 GMT -5 nightfalcawk said: Pat Benatar Kills Bill! UMA THURMAN AND QUENTIN TARANTINO GET MARRIED SECRETLY!
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nightfalcawk Megaweapon Super Member! Posts: 7,938	Make your own fake news story Apr 16, 2004 21:47:26 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by nightfalcawk on Apr 16, 2004 21:47:26 GMT -5 Chemical2010 said: UMA THURMAN AND QUENTIN TARANTINO GET MARRIED SECRETLY! QUENTIN TARANTINO GETS MAGICAL POWERS AND TRIES TO DESTROY THE EARTH! FOILED BY PAT BENATAR!
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Buddhist Kitten Lobo Most Virtuous Member! I'M BACKKKK!! Posts: 4,847	Make your own fake news story Apr 19, 2004 20:07:31 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Buddhist Kitten on Apr 19, 2004 20:07:31 GMT -5 Forrest said: KERRY BECOMES PRESIDENT! That's just mean, right there. A more appropiate one concering the presidency is . . . BLACK FEMALE BECOMES PRESIDENT!
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nightfalcawk Megaweapon Super Member! Posts: 7,938	Make your own fake news story Apr 19, 2004 20:22:45 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by nightfalcawk on Apr 19, 2004 20:22:45 GMT -5 NEWSPAPER TYPEFACE BROKEN! KEYBOARD STUCK IN CAPSLOCK!!!! HEADLINES ABNORMALLY HUGE!!!!
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yousonuva Moderator Emeritus I'm not insane but I am King of the Universe Posts: 14,309	Make your own fake news story Apr 20, 2004 8:14:48 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by yousonuva on Apr 20, 2004 8:14:48 GMT -5 NIGHTFALCAWK MAKES YOUSONUVA LAUGH HIS ASS OFF Scientists Discuss The Theories Of How This Came To Be
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Poe33 JOIKE Posts: 1,442	Make your own fake news story Apr 20, 2004 14:54:36 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Poe33 on Apr 20, 2004 14:54:36 GMT -5 MIKE NELSON BUYS ANOTHER NEWSPAPER! i love that host seg!
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nightfalcawk Megaweapon Super Member! Posts: 7,938	Make your own fake news story Apr 20, 2004 15:01:16 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by nightfalcawk on Apr 20, 2004 15:01:16 GMT -5 yousonuva said: NIGHTFALCAWK MAKES YOUSONUVA LAUGH HIS ASS OFF Scientists Discuss The Theories Of How This Came To Be Yes! My function in life is complete!

yousonuva Moderator Emeritus I'm not insane but I am King of the Universe Posts: 14,309	Make your own fake news story Apr 20, 2004 15:06:56 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by yousonuva on Apr 20, 2004 15:06:56 GMT -5 nightfalcawk said: Yes! My function in life is complete! NIGHTFALCAWK LOSER STATUS CONFIRMED READ AS HE ADMITS BEING PASTY AND DUMB heheheh
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yousonuva said:

NIGHTFALCAWK LOSER STATUS CONFIRMED
READ AS HE ADMITS BEING PASTY AND DUMB

heheheh

Oh, but I am not pasty. In fact, I probably am the tenth darkest colored kid in the school. Today it was hot, so every one was wearing shorts, and I realized something. I AM THE ONLY MALE WITH BODY HAIR IN THE SCHOOL! (that's my article name.) All the guys have virtually no hair on their legs, to a freakish extent. I also got insanely tan today after being exposed to like 10 seconds of sunlight.

yousonuva Moderator Emeritus I'm not insane but I am King of the Universe Posts: 14,309	Make your own fake news story Apr 20, 2004 15:32:25 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by yousonuva on Apr 20, 2004 15:32:25 GMT -5 JUST IN. NIGHTFALCAWK IS A YADAGLANCH..YADAGLANCHK-...NIGHTFALCAWK IS A WEREWEELF......DAMMIT!
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