Post by OBMIF on Dec 22, 2003 14:14:26 GMT -5
Yes! Now you can get all your favorite MST3K holiday
songs in one collection! Remember this classic.....?
(Sung to "White Christmas")
"I'm dreaming of a white brain guy,
just like the one that works for Pearl...."
Or this one...?
(Sung to "Rudolf the Red-Nosed Reindeer")
Joe Don the fat-ass redneck
had a really big beer gut.
And if he has one more drink
he'll fall on his big white butt.
All of the film producers
used to say: "He 'aint worth snot!"
They never cast poor Joe Don
in anything that had a plot.
Then one day, when he was blitzed
his agent called to say:
"Joe Don, I can't find a job
for such a big fat drunken slob!"
"Mitchell" and "Final Justice"
never made a friggin' dime.
That's because Joe Don Baker
stinks a film up every time!
And there's so much more! There's....
"Fingal Bells",
"Deck the Halls with Mitchell's Beer Cans",
"O' Joely Night",
"Have Yourself a Merry Little Critter"
And how about this one....?
(Sung to "Let It Snow")
"Oh, the ratings were really frightful,
but the program was delightful.
So, since they took off our show,
Sci-Fi blows, Sci-Fi Blows, Sci-Fi blows!"
Plus you get...
(Sung to "O' Bless Ye Merry Gentlemen")
O' bless ye merry mystie folk,
though Sci-Fi let us down.
Remember Joel, Mike & the bots will always be around.
On re-runs, tapes and in our hearts,
forever they'll abound.
O' tidings of RAM Chips and Stuff
(RAM Chips and Stuff)
O' tidings of RAM Chips and Stuff!
Somewhere, in Castle Forrester,
the Mads will always be
and forced to watch their own bad films
are filled with misery
'cause they can't leave the theatre,
not even to go pee.
O' tidings of RAM Chips and Stuff
(RAM Chips and Stuff)
O' tidings of RAM Chips and Stuff!
And in my dreams, like sugar plums,
the Nanites slave away
to resurrect the S.O.L.
and fly again someday
to save us all from spamming geeks
who with themselves do play.
O' tidings of RAM Chips and Stuff
(RAM Chips and Stuff)
O' tidings of RAM Chips and Stuff!
Now how much would you pay? But wait, there's
even more...
(Sung to "The Christmas Song")
Jack Frost roasting on an open fire.
Bobo picking at his nose.
Little robots and Mike
watching boatloads of crap
will find it hard to hold down lunch....
Plus, you get these hits....
"Puma Man Is Coming To Town",
"Eegah! The Herald Angels Sing",
Torgo's "Staggering Through a Winter Wonderland",
"Deadly Bees On Earth, Good Will Towards Men",
"I Saw Crenshaw Kissing Santa Claus"
Order now and you'll recieve at no extra charge...
(Sung to "Do You Hear What I Hear?")
Said Tom Servo to his buddy, Crow:
Do you smell what I smell? (Do you smell what I smell?)
Up there on the screen, golden Crow?
Do you smell what I smell? (Do you smell what I smell?)
A film! A film!
Titled "Devil Doll".
It will make us barf, one and all.
It will make us barf, one and all!
Said Doc Forrester to his sidekick, Frank:
Do you smell what I smell? (Do you smell what I smell?)
Right here in this can, T.V.'s Frank?
Do you smell what I smell? (Do you smell what I smell?)
A bomb! A bomb!
"The Brain That Wouldn't Die"
It will make them scream, "My God! Why?!"
It will make them scream, "My God! Why?!"
Said Joel Robinson to his Gypsy girl:
Do you smell what I smell? (Do you smell what I smell?
In our cinema, Gypsy girl?
Do you smell what I smell? (Do you smell what I smell?)
"Eegah"! "Eegah"!
A caveman gets a shave,
but he just can't seem to behave.
But he just can't seem to behave!
Said the Brain Guy to his master, Pearl:
Do you smell what I smell? (Do you smell what I smell?)
Wrapped around this reel, evil Pearl?
Do you smell what I smell? (Do you smell what I smell?)
It's "Squirm"! It's "Squirm"!
Worse than "Deadly Bees"
and a cast that's covered with fleas.
And a cast that's covered with fleas!
Said Mike Nelson to his robot pals:
Do you smell what I smell? (Do you smell what I smell?)
In the theatre, shiny pals?
Do you smell what I smell? (Do you smell what I smell?)
A dud! A dud!
It's called "Boggy Creek"
and it makes less sense than "Twin Peaks".
And it makes less sense than "Twin Peaks"!
Then said OBMIF to his Billboard friends:
Have a Mystie Christmas! (Have a Mystie Christmas!)
And a great New Year, nutty friends!
Have a Mystie Christmas! (Have a Mystie Christmas!)
Hazah! Hazah!
May you all be blessed
and may spammers give it a rest.
And may spammers give it a rest!
Happy Ho-Ho, everybody!
OBMIF
songs in one collection! Remember this classic.....?
(Sung to "White Christmas")
"I'm dreaming of a white brain guy,
just like the one that works for Pearl...."
Or this one...?
(Sung to "Rudolf the Red-Nosed Reindeer")
Joe Don the fat-ass redneck
had a really big beer gut.
And if he has one more drink
he'll fall on his big white butt.
All of the film producers
used to say: "He 'aint worth snot!"
They never cast poor Joe Don
in anything that had a plot.
Then one day, when he was blitzed
his agent called to say:
"Joe Don, I can't find a job
for such a big fat drunken slob!"
"Mitchell" and "Final Justice"
never made a friggin' dime.
That's because Joe Don Baker
stinks a film up every time!
And there's so much more! There's....
"Fingal Bells",
"Deck the Halls with Mitchell's Beer Cans",
"O' Joely Night",
"Have Yourself a Merry Little Critter"
And how about this one....?
(Sung to "Let It Snow")
"Oh, the ratings were really frightful,
but the program was delightful.
So, since they took off our show,
Sci-Fi blows, Sci-Fi Blows, Sci-Fi blows!"
Plus you get...
(Sung to "O' Bless Ye Merry Gentlemen")
O' bless ye merry mystie folk,
though Sci-Fi let us down.
Remember Joel, Mike & the bots will always be around.
On re-runs, tapes and in our hearts,
forever they'll abound.
O' tidings of RAM Chips and Stuff
(RAM Chips and Stuff)
O' tidings of RAM Chips and Stuff!
Somewhere, in Castle Forrester,
the Mads will always be
and forced to watch their own bad films
are filled with misery
'cause they can't leave the theatre,
not even to go pee.
O' tidings of RAM Chips and Stuff
(RAM Chips and Stuff)
O' tidings of RAM Chips and Stuff!
And in my dreams, like sugar plums,
the Nanites slave away
to resurrect the S.O.L.
and fly again someday
to save us all from spamming geeks
who with themselves do play.
O' tidings of RAM Chips and Stuff
(RAM Chips and Stuff)
O' tidings of RAM Chips and Stuff!
Now how much would you pay? But wait, there's
even more...
(Sung to "The Christmas Song")
Jack Frost roasting on an open fire.
Bobo picking at his nose.
Little robots and Mike
watching boatloads of crap
will find it hard to hold down lunch....
Plus, you get these hits....
"Puma Man Is Coming To Town",
"Eegah! The Herald Angels Sing",
Torgo's "Staggering Through a Winter Wonderland",
"Deadly Bees On Earth, Good Will Towards Men",
"I Saw Crenshaw Kissing Santa Claus"
Order now and you'll recieve at no extra charge...
(Sung to "Do You Hear What I Hear?")
Said Tom Servo to his buddy, Crow:
Do you smell what I smell? (Do you smell what I smell?)
Up there on the screen, golden Crow?
Do you smell what I smell? (Do you smell what I smell?)
A film! A film!
Titled "Devil Doll".
It will make us barf, one and all.
It will make us barf, one and all!
Said Doc Forrester to his sidekick, Frank:
Do you smell what I smell? (Do you smell what I smell?)
Right here in this can, T.V.'s Frank?
Do you smell what I smell? (Do you smell what I smell?)
A bomb! A bomb!
"The Brain That Wouldn't Die"
It will make them scream, "My God! Why?!"
It will make them scream, "My God! Why?!"
Said Joel Robinson to his Gypsy girl:
Do you smell what I smell? (Do you smell what I smell?
In our cinema, Gypsy girl?
Do you smell what I smell? (Do you smell what I smell?)
"Eegah"! "Eegah"!
A caveman gets a shave,
but he just can't seem to behave.
But he just can't seem to behave!
Said the Brain Guy to his master, Pearl:
Do you smell what I smell? (Do you smell what I smell?)
Wrapped around this reel, evil Pearl?
Do you smell what I smell? (Do you smell what I smell?)
It's "Squirm"! It's "Squirm"!
Worse than "Deadly Bees"
and a cast that's covered with fleas.
And a cast that's covered with fleas!
Said Mike Nelson to his robot pals:
Do you smell what I smell? (Do you smell what I smell?)
In the theatre, shiny pals?
Do you smell what I smell? (Do you smell what I smell?)
A dud! A dud!
It's called "Boggy Creek"
and it makes less sense than "Twin Peaks".
And it makes less sense than "Twin Peaks"!
Then said OBMIF to his Billboard friends:
Have a Mystie Christmas! (Have a Mystie Christmas!)
And a great New Year, nutty friends!
Have a Mystie Christmas! (Have a Mystie Christmas!)
Hazah! Hazah!
May you all be blessed
and may spammers give it a rest.
And may spammers give it a rest!
Happy Ho-Ho, everybody!
OBMIF
