Post by Bart Fargo on Feb 14, 2004 14:10:18 GMT -5
(Done with apologies to Ator)
We've seen the riffs that kill you every time thread by now, and it got me wondering: what are some of the lines from hosting segments that get you every time?
Some of my favorites are:
from #101 - The Crawling Eye:
Joel: Deep 13? Wait a minute! That's in the sub-basement of Gizmonic Institute! I had to clean up a flubber spill once there. It's incredibly radioactive!
from #109 - Project Moonbase:
Tom: Yes, SPACOM, the miracle home product you thought you'd never need.
Crow: Part wood, part industrial resin, part processed
pasteurized cheese food product.
From #202 - The Sidehackers:
Joel: Sidehacking is the thing to do
and it doesn't hurt to have a low I.Q.
From #405 - Teenagers from Outer Space:
Joel: In Reel life...
Tom: You are offered free room and board until you can pay off your rent.
Joel: And in Real life...
Crow: If your are late with one payment, your room is padlocked, and you end up living in a refridgerator box.
From #417 - Crash of the Moons:
Gypsy: Although I'd just as soon take Nyquil with a spoon then listen to you two drone on about the gypsy moon, if the choice between you too goons, I'd rather date Stacey Koons!
From #424 - Manos: The hands of Fate:
TV's Frank: Hey, even though it's been two hours, this pizza's still warm...
(Dr. F and Frank spit out their pizza.)
Dr. F and Frank: Eeeeu!
Torgo: ThEy AlWaYs Do ThAt...
From #515 - The Wild World of Bat Woman:
Gypsy: Cheating. Cheating is bad. Richard Basehart is good.
From #620 - Danger!! Death Ray:
Well, the whole opening segment with Frank as the agent is absolutely hillarious and gets me every time. Every line is a classic. Among the best are:
TV's Frank: Clay, my Pelligrino...
Torgo: ThE mAsTeR wOuLd Be PlEaSeD iF I GoT pAy-FoR-PlaY aNd FrOnT eNd PaRtIcIpAtIoN...
Torgo (To Dr. F): Do YoU hAvE MiKE oViTz'S nUmBeR?
And from another hosting segment...
Tom (angry): Now that's womany!
From #812- The Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Stopped Living and Became Mixed-Up Zombies:
Tom: No, actually, Helping Children Through Research And Development is the acronym, Mike. It stands for: Hi, Everyone, Let's Pitch In 'N' Get Cracking Here In Louisiana Doing Right, Eh? Now Then, Hateful, Rich, Overbearing Ugly Guys Hurt Royally Every Time Someone Eats A Radish, Carrot, Hors d'oeuvre, And Never Does Dishes. Eventually, Victor Eats Lunch Over Peoria Mit Ein Neuesberger Tod.
From #903 - The Puma Man
Tom: You are the one! The gods have picked YOU!
Crow: You are Coatimundi Man!
From #913 - Quest of the Delta Knights:
Lady Servo: They don't get historical facts just right...
From #1007 - Track of the Moonbeast:
By this time, the drugs, booze, and womanizing had begun to replace the music. Friends were troubled as an opportunity to open for Brewer and Shipley on a world tour went by the boards when The Eskimo slipped into a long-term alcoholic coma.
So what are some of your favorite lines?
We've seen the riffs that kill you every time thread by now, and it got me wondering: what are some of the lines from hosting segments that get you every time?
Some of my favorites are:
from #101 - The Crawling Eye:
Joel: Deep 13? Wait a minute! That's in the sub-basement of Gizmonic Institute! I had to clean up a flubber spill once there. It's incredibly radioactive!
from #109 - Project Moonbase:
Tom: Yes, SPACOM, the miracle home product you thought you'd never need.
Crow: Part wood, part industrial resin, part processed
pasteurized cheese food product.
From #202 - The Sidehackers:
Joel: Sidehacking is the thing to do
and it doesn't hurt to have a low I.Q.
From #405 - Teenagers from Outer Space:
Joel: In Reel life...
Tom: You are offered free room and board until you can pay off your rent.
Joel: And in Real life...
Crow: If your are late with one payment, your room is padlocked, and you end up living in a refridgerator box.
From #417 - Crash of the Moons:
Gypsy: Although I'd just as soon take Nyquil with a spoon then listen to you two drone on about the gypsy moon, if the choice between you too goons, I'd rather date Stacey Koons!
From #424 - Manos: The hands of Fate:
TV's Frank: Hey, even though it's been two hours, this pizza's still warm...
(Dr. F and Frank spit out their pizza.)
Dr. F and Frank: Eeeeu!
Torgo: ThEy AlWaYs Do ThAt...
From #515 - The Wild World of Bat Woman:
Gypsy: Cheating. Cheating is bad. Richard Basehart is good.
From #620 - Danger!! Death Ray:
Well, the whole opening segment with Frank as the agent is absolutely hillarious and gets me every time. Every line is a classic. Among the best are:
TV's Frank: Clay, my Pelligrino...
Torgo: ThE mAsTeR wOuLd Be PlEaSeD iF I GoT pAy-FoR-PlaY aNd FrOnT eNd PaRtIcIpAtIoN...
Torgo (To Dr. F): Do YoU hAvE MiKE oViTz'S nUmBeR?
And from another hosting segment...
Tom (angry): Now that's womany!
From #812- The Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Stopped Living and Became Mixed-Up Zombies:
Tom: No, actually, Helping Children Through Research And Development is the acronym, Mike. It stands for: Hi, Everyone, Let's Pitch In 'N' Get Cracking Here In Louisiana Doing Right, Eh? Now Then, Hateful, Rich, Overbearing Ugly Guys Hurt Royally Every Time Someone Eats A Radish, Carrot, Hors d'oeuvre, And Never Does Dishes. Eventually, Victor Eats Lunch Over Peoria Mit Ein Neuesberger Tod.
From #903 - The Puma Man
Tom: You are the one! The gods have picked YOU!
Crow: You are Coatimundi Man!
From #913 - Quest of the Delta Knights:
Lady Servo: They don't get historical facts just right...
From #1007 - Track of the Moonbeast:
By this time, the drugs, booze, and womanizing had begun to replace the music. Friends were troubled as an opportunity to open for Brewer and Shipley on a world tour went by the boards when The Eskimo slipped into a long-term alcoholic coma.
So what are some of your favorite lines?
