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Post by Ator on Feb 14, 2004 19:43:56 GMT -5
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Post by Genrewriter on Feb 14, 2004 21:15:35 GMT -5
The Torgo's Pizza segment is simply hilarious.
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Post by mightyjack on Feb 15, 2004 4:09:47 GMT -5
In Hobgoblins, Crows documentary on women is ripe with great lines. I like the part where Crow interviews a man (himself in costume) and asks him if he's had any children with his wife, and he say in a straight, unemotional and totally serious voice... "I don't know"
Kills me every time.
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Post by ChrisDalek on Feb 15, 2004 9:08:20 GMT -5
I like the High School Big Shot segments - the dinosaur, the water pistol fight and the assault on Gypsy's diary are fantastic. Another I do like is Mike's first escape attempt from Brain that Wouldn't Die, not because its particularly funny but because its one of those rare semi-serious moment...Mike says that the bots aren't being very helpful in trying to find a way off the ship and Crow says "Cos if you find a way out then you'll go and we'll be all alone up here and, well, you'll be gone." I thought that was really sad, the bots assume Mike is only looking for away to get himself of the ship cos thats what Joel had to do...*sniff*...
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Post by Jok1 on Feb 15, 2004 13:23:53 GMT -5
"Tom Servo's Video Deposition" from Agent for HARM always has me in stitches, well, Crow's part anyway.
Pearl and Brain Guy's duet "When loving lovers love" in Overdrawn at the Memory Bank is such a great song. It's so wussy and they play it so straight
"I really do like pie" "I know a couple of guys" "They really do like pie"
Classic
The segments with Frank and Dr. F in Red Zone Cuba are all great. From Frank forcing him to do the knee test, to Dr F not being sure if he's dead or not. My favourite being
Dr F: Frank? Frank: Yes? Dr F: Frank? Frank: Yes Dr F? Dr F: Frank? Frank: I'm right here Dr F? Dr F: Frank? Frank: What? Dr F: Frank? Frank: Yes Dr F? Dr F: Frank? Frank: WHAT??
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Post by TV's Cowboy on Feb 15, 2004 19:17:31 GMT -5
I was watching Track of the Moon Beast today and on the 2nd host segment they recreate that dumb gag scene with the mask from the movie and for some reason I was cracking up at Gypsy's line "That's a talent? Bird calls". Maybe it was just the delivery of the line that made me laugh a that I don't know it just seemed so stupidly funny.
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Post by Bart Fargo on Feb 16, 2004 11:53:02 GMT -5
Oh, and quamp, no apology needed. ;D Thanks, Ator. ;D I think I didn't make myself very clear here. I wanted specific lines from the hosting segments that you found funny, like in my example.
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Post by nightfalcawk on Feb 16, 2004 12:02:12 GMT -5
The Gamera song at the end in Gamera vs. Guiron.
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Post by Torgo on Feb 16, 2004 12:05:05 GMT -5
The Gamera song at the end in Gamera vs. Guiron. Gah! It's in my head again! Get the hammer!
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Post by Hellcat on Feb 16, 2004 18:00:21 GMT -5
In parts: The Clonus Horror, there's one segment where one of the space children is playing catch with Bobo, and he just fires the ball into Bobo's groin. Bobo doubles over and groans, "Ugh, right in the tender vittles!" That always makes me laugh.
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Post by mauto on Feb 16, 2004 19:23:30 GMT -5
My favorite would have to be from I believe Horror at Party Beach.
Mike and the bots are going to do a dance and Mike comes out nude. As the bots convice him to go a size up Crow says "Maybe then we can keep down our lunch.
Gets me every time.
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Post by Mr. Atari on Feb 16, 2004 20:26:46 GMT -5
I know Bobo's not a favorite around here, but I love the scene when Pearl has left Brain Guy & Bobo alone on the planet (Jack Frost, I think). The way Kevin delivers the line- "You're not in charge...he's not in charge," always makes me laugh out loud.
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Post by Mister Wilbur on Feb 16, 2004 21:31:17 GMT -5
It's not a line but it's still funny.
Servo: My turn. Joel: Okay. Servo: Thank you, Mr. Joel. Ahem. Okay, my essay is entitled "A Child's Christmas in Space". Uh, lemme set the mood here. Igada-igada-igada. There. Ah. It's quiet in the cold of our own little orbit, starless and Bible-black. And as I look down on the big blue beam we would call home, I think it's so near, yet... Oh, I wish on that star and I hope that in a little snow-covered house with a warm hearth and a loving family, maybe some kid is looking up tonight and wishing upon us. And how I hope sweet Santa will fly by tonight, 'cause if he does, I'm gonna reach right out and hug that big guy. Oh, for the sound of hooves against the steel hull of the ship. Oh, to see the rosy face of Santa in the porthole offering me a Coke and a smile. Of course, his face would be rosy 'cause it's a vacuum out there! I mean, Santa's heart would explode! But he won't feel it, 'cause his capillaries and his brain would pop like little... Joel: Tom. Servo: ...firecrackers due to the blood boiling away in his veins like a pudding in a copper. Crow: Hey. Servo: Oh, the humanity! Crow: Servo. Servo: With his jolly old belly... Gypsy: Tom... Tom... Joel: Tom? Crow: Woah! Servo: ...would start bubbling like a roasted marshmallow, eyes bulging and popping up. And the reindeer! Oh, the reindeer! Joel: Tom! Servo: Each bloating like holiday floats, and then in turn exploding in a hail of blood and entrails. Crow: Tom! Servo: Prancer, boom! Dancer, boom! Joel: Tom! Crow: Hey! Joel: Hey! Hey, Tom. Take it easy; Santa's going to be okay, buddy. Servo: Are you sure? Joel: Yeah, give him a little credit, okay? Servo: Oh, what a relief.
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Post by GizmonicInstitute on Feb 17, 2004 8:47:34 GMT -5
Tom's line in Crow's song about Estelle-
BUT CAN SHE CONTROL HER BLADDER?
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Post by mightyjack on Feb 17, 2004 15:21:02 GMT -5
Slime People, season 1. During the trial of Commando Cody...
Servo - "Objection! The use of the term 'nipple' is imprecise, incorrect and misleading... though, I admit, mildly provocative..."
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