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Post by hypochrismutreefuzz on Mar 21, 2004 19:41:06 GMT -5
Some times I wish a hard rain would come and wash all the me out of this town. Another reason to fear Coleman Francis's mountain: liable to get shot at by passing helio-copters.
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Post by Ator on Mar 24, 2004 5:36:32 GMT -5
Some times I wish a hard rain would come and wash all the me out of this town. Another reason to fear Coleman Francis's mountain: liable to get shot at by passing helio-copters. ...and Coyotes!
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Post by Blurryeye on Mar 24, 2004 14:27:50 GMT -5
What if it were actually Cold Francis Mountain? ? Sorry, I'm insane right now.
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Post by TomServo69 on Mar 25, 2004 20:15:43 GMT -5
What if it were actually Cold Francis Mountain? ? Sorry, I'm insane right now. Well, it's most definitely cold. Everything is there. The coffee. the crullers, Coleman Francis' body. Everything. Servo
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Post by Ator on Mar 27, 2004 19:12:49 GMT -5
Well, it's most definitely cold. Everything is there. The coffee. the crullers, Coleman Francis' body. Everything. Servo Hah, that would be bitter irony if Coleman was buried at Coleman Francis mountain.
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Post by colemanfrancisfan on Mar 28, 2004 20:12:33 GMT -5
Lol, am I the only who got the cold francis mountain joke? Anyway, it's safe, just carry hypodermics with you when you visit tetnus park, and stay away from rogue Russian scientists. And going way back in this thread, Rootie Patootie is a line Crow said after listening to the droning of Coleman's narration-not a Who reference. And the Who is great, I'm a fan, too.
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Post by Phantom Engineer on Mar 28, 2004 23:27:26 GMT -5
THE WHO!!! Rootie Patootie
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Post by Mister Wilbur on Apr 4, 2004 2:23:56 GMT -5
I'd suggest you wouldn't drink the water at Colman Francis mountain, it's full of concetrated Colman Francis. One drop could probably kill several billion blue whales. Basically the Francis Concetrate is sort of like orange juice concentrate, but more dreary.
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Post by TomServo69 on Apr 4, 2004 15:17:51 GMT -5
I'd suggest you wouldn't drink the water at Colman Francis mountain, it's full of concetrated Colman Francis. One drop could probably kill several billion blue whales. Basically the Francis Concetrate is sort of like orange juice concentrate, but more dreary. It's depression concentrate. If you take any you develop a constant craving for coffee and cigarettes and you drivel on incessantly about flags on the moon and other nonsense. Servo
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Post by Phantom Engineer on Apr 4, 2004 15:28:59 GMT -5
It's depression concentrate. If you take any you develop a constant craving for coffee and cigarettes and you drivel on incessantly about flags on the moon and other nonsense. Servo And an urge to shoot at people out of a small plane.
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Post by nightfalcawk on Apr 4, 2004 17:46:16 GMT -5
And an urge to shoot at people out of a small plane. And climb rock. And detonate hydrogen bombs. And wander around the desert, killing people aimlessly.
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Post by Buddhist Kitten on Apr 5, 2004 14:31:55 GMT -5
And climb rock. And detonate hydrogen bombs. And wander around the desert, killing people aimlessly. And have smelly armpits! WHEW!!
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Post by nightfalcawk on Apr 10, 2004 10:24:27 GMT -5
Yes it is. Who does not like hydrogen bombs? In Coleman Francis Mountain is also fun for all ages because the h bar is astronomically high!
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Post by Buddhist Kitten on Apr 10, 2004 12:45:54 GMT -5
And the acid is just folic acid, so. . .
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Post by colemanfrancisfan on Apr 12, 2004 9:08:12 GMT -5
Aww, c'mon, you guys, Castro is really nice once you get to know him. Just don't ask him to take off his beard! He gave Elian a piggy-back ride when he got back there, too.
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