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Post by mightyjack on Dec 8, 2003 22:34:39 GMT -5
This should probably go in the mind of Rick Sloan, but I thought I'd go to the Mountain itself.
Using the films of CF, we can cull certain facts about what would be featured on his Mountain.
For example: The "Lets steal a scene from a Hitchcock movie" ride -
Mountain visitors are shot at indiscriminately and without reason, from a cop in an airplane.
Sound like fun, not only that, but there seem's to be some kind of healing factor in the air. Tho riddled with bullets, park patrons often wake up, grab their arms and then head off with no sign of scaring or blood loss.
Fun!
So tell me, what other sites, sounds and whatnot, would be found an Coleman Francis Mountain?
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Post by Phantom Engineer on Dec 8, 2003 23:00:44 GMT -5
Pettie The Plane rides.
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Post by Afgncaap5 on Dec 9, 2003 1:48:27 GMT -5
The only way on and off of the mountain is via Cherokee Jack's plane. And that isn't exactly the most reliable way to go.
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Post by mightyjack on Dec 9, 2003 2:59:16 GMT -5
Holy sweet mother of God! ROTF Forrest, how the hell did you find that site?
Okay I need help on the entry fee: Do they charge 1 penny and a broken cigarette, or was it 2 pennies? I can't remember.
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Post by Afgncaap5 on Dec 9, 2003 9:20:36 GMT -5
The point for referencing Zombo is that we can't get into it, right? That would be a pretty Coleman Francis-ish thing to do. How *does* a person find a website like that?
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Post by mightyjack on Dec 10, 2003 2:21:24 GMT -5
The only thing they serve on Coleman Francis Mountain is Coffee.
And you are required to drink 16 cups within the first hour of your visit.
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Post by TomServo69 on Dec 10, 2003 2:49:09 GMT -5
The only thing they serve on Coleman Francis Mountain is Coffee. And you are required to drink 16 cups within the first hour of your visit. And if I'm not mistaken you have to drink it black, and they don't even give you a cruller to slam back with it. Servo
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Post by Ator on Dec 10, 2003 4:06:00 GMT -5
Damn, I feel stupid, I don't get this thread.
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Post by mightyjack on Dec 10, 2003 4:25:30 GMT -5
Using the films of CF, we can cull certain facts about what would be featured on his Mountain. Ator, you've never seen CF movie? count yourself lucky.
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Post by Ator on Dec 10, 2003 4:35:42 GMT -5
Ator, you've never seen CF movie? count yourself lucky. CF = Colman Francis...? I've seen The Beast of Yucca Flats, so I get that whole CF Mountain thing, but I don't get why you are like naming off coffee, zombo.com, etc.
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Post by mightyjack on Dec 10, 2003 4:43:38 GMT -5
Weeeeell, in every CF (Coleman Francis) movie, they drink lots and lots and lots of Coffee. The broken cigarette refers to Red Zone Cuba. Just as Mike, Joel and the Bots notice things in a movie and make comments about them, this is a riff thread of sorts. We take things from CF movies and have a laff. But the joke aint funny if ya gotta esplain it Loocey.
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Post by mauto on Dec 10, 2003 12:14:54 GMT -5
"Night Train to Mundo Flats" is the offical music that is piped in over the speakers at Coleman Francis mountain.
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Post by TomServo69 on Dec 11, 2003 1:10:56 GMT -5
"Night Train to Mundo Flats" is the offical music that is piped in over the speakers at Coleman Francis mountain. Yeah that and "Cheepnis" by Frank Zappa. Servo
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Post by Afgncaap5 on Dec 11, 2003 2:10:38 GMT -5
Coleman Francis Mountain is protected by a bunch of soldiers who train to the constant playing of "Chopsticks" on a piano. Makes the troops insane, and thus harder to kill.
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Post by Spungfoo on Dec 11, 2003 22:49:10 GMT -5
"There's a flag on the moon after alll" plays in an endless loop in Coleman Francis mountain.
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