Post by Torgo on Jan 27, 2004 1:15:20 GMT -5
Voice: Miiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiike? Wake up meatball!
Other voice: Maybe we should slap him or something?
(an image blurrs in. It's Tom and Crow)
Crow: Well, I hope you had a nice nap.
Mike: (getting up) What? Were am I?
Tom: You're on the ground. We saw you guys fall.
(Trinity and Morpheus walk over to them)
Mike: Hey...how come you guys arn't out cold?
Trinity: We landed on top of you. You're pretty soft.
Mike: Oh, thanks. I try to keep my skin nice.
Morpheus: Well? Is the war over?
Mike: I got a lot to tell you guys...
Trinity: Where's Joel?
Mike: Huh? Joel? I don't know...
(we pan away from them. About a few miles away we see Joel lying down, out cold. Cue "Calm Like a Bomb" by Rage Against the Machine)
(Mike gets up off the ground)
Mike: I think it's about time we saw the Oricle again.
Trinity: Why?
Mike: I got a few questions.
Morpheus: Well, we're in luck. She lives next door to where we landed.
Mike: Works for me...
Trinity: Ugh...do I have to come? I could get lunch or something. Anyone want pizza?
Morpheus: You're coming, that's that.
Trinity: Damn. I really hate that bitch.
Tom: We've been tolorated you for a while, but we're not complaining.
(Trinity almost shouts out something at Tom, but Morpheus puts his hand over her mouth)
Morpheus: We can bicker later.
(They enter the Oricle's building. Standing in front of them is a figure, his head in the shadows)
Figure: You are here to see the Oricle?
Mike: We are...
Figure: I will take you to her, but first I must apoligize...
Mike: For what?
Figure: I farted. But now I must apoligize again...
Mike: I'm afraid to ask...
Figure: ...for this...
(the figure starts doing ninja moves on Mike. Mike blocks every one. Mike does a few moves on the figure but he blocks them just as easily. This goes on and on until the figure holds up his hand)
Figure: STOP! Good. I had to make sure.
Mike: What?
Figure: That you are one of the Two.
Mike: You could have just asked.
Figure: You do not truly know someone, until you fight them.
Mike: That makes no sense whatsoever.
Figure: I know. I just like kicking ass.
Mike: Who are you anyway?
(The figure steps out of the shadows and reveils himself to be Bruce Campbell)
Morpheus and Trinity: GASP! Bruce Campbell!
(They both fall to their knees as if they were bowing)
Mike: Wait, who's Bruce Campbell?
Trinity: Bow down, stupid!
(Trinity pounds her fist into Mike's leg, causing him to fall down to his knees)
Mike: What was that for?
Trinity: Quiet! (looks over at Tom and Crow) You two bow down as well!
Tom: I would, but I don't have knees.
Crow: I'm just lazy.
Bruce: It's OK. Come. I'll take you to the Oricle.
Other voice: Maybe we should slap him or something?
(an image blurrs in. It's Tom and Crow)
Crow: Well, I hope you had a nice nap.
Mike: (getting up) What? Were am I?
Tom: You're on the ground. We saw you guys fall.
(Trinity and Morpheus walk over to them)
Mike: Hey...how come you guys arn't out cold?
Trinity: We landed on top of you. You're pretty soft.
Mike: Oh, thanks. I try to keep my skin nice.
Morpheus: Well? Is the war over?
Mike: I got a lot to tell you guys...
Trinity: Where's Joel?
Mike: Huh? Joel? I don't know...
(we pan away from them. About a few miles away we see Joel lying down, out cold. Cue "Calm Like a Bomb" by Rage Against the Machine)
Best Brains presents
A Mr. Peaches production
A Torgo Fan Fiction
The Revelation: A Post-SOL Adventure
Staring:
Michael J. Nelson as Mike Nelson
Bill Corbett as Crow T. Robot and Morpheus
Kevin Murphy as Tom Servo
Bridget Jones as Trinity
Mary Jo Pehl as The Oricle
Special Guest Appearance by Patrick Brantseg as Gypsy
And Joel Hodgson as Joel Robinson
Written and Directed by Torgo
A Mr. Peaches production
A Torgo Fan Fiction
The Revelation: A Post-SOL Adventure
Staring:
Michael J. Nelson as Mike Nelson
Bill Corbett as Crow T. Robot and Morpheus
Kevin Murphy as Tom Servo
Bridget Jones as Trinity
Mary Jo Pehl as The Oricle
Special Guest Appearance by Patrick Brantseg as Gypsy
And Joel Hodgson as Joel Robinson
Written and Directed by Torgo
(Mike gets up off the ground)
Mike: I think it's about time we saw the Oricle again.
Trinity: Why?
Mike: I got a few questions.
Morpheus: Well, we're in luck. She lives next door to where we landed.
Mike: Works for me...
Trinity: Ugh...do I have to come? I could get lunch or something. Anyone want pizza?
Morpheus: You're coming, that's that.
Trinity: Damn. I really hate that bitch.
Tom: We've been tolorated you for a while, but we're not complaining.
(Trinity almost shouts out something at Tom, but Morpheus puts his hand over her mouth)
Morpheus: We can bicker later.
(They enter the Oricle's building. Standing in front of them is a figure, his head in the shadows)
Figure: You are here to see the Oricle?
Mike: We are...
Figure: I will take you to her, but first I must apoligize...
Mike: For what?
Figure: I farted. But now I must apoligize again...
Mike: I'm afraid to ask...
Figure: ...for this...
(the figure starts doing ninja moves on Mike. Mike blocks every one. Mike does a few moves on the figure but he blocks them just as easily. This goes on and on until the figure holds up his hand)
Figure: STOP! Good. I had to make sure.
Mike: What?
Figure: That you are one of the Two.
Mike: You could have just asked.
Figure: You do not truly know someone, until you fight them.
Mike: That makes no sense whatsoever.
Figure: I know. I just like kicking ass.
Mike: Who are you anyway?
(The figure steps out of the shadows and reveils himself to be Bruce Campbell)
Morpheus and Trinity: GASP! Bruce Campbell!
(They both fall to their knees as if they were bowing)
Mike: Wait, who's Bruce Campbell?
Trinity: Bow down, stupid!
(Trinity pounds her fist into Mike's leg, causing him to fall down to his knees)
Mike: What was that for?
Trinity: Quiet! (looks over at Tom and Crow) You two bow down as well!
Tom: I would, but I don't have knees.
Crow: I'm just lazy.
Bruce: It's OK. Come. I'll take you to the Oricle.