Hello, friends! I present you with my first, and thus worst, riff script of Joe's fabulous video "Ride wit ya" (or something) the video could be found at
www.vh1.com/artists/az/joe/artist.jhtmlSo just print this rough draft-like, difficult to follow verison of a riff script out, go to the video's section, click on the full length, and watch a B-Movie script writer in the making!!
00:01- Hm. This Joe doesn't look very average to me.
00:05- "Look, I'm swimmin'."
00:12- Really? Where?
00:15- "My shirt has a symbol on it."
00:23- NO!
00:27- Gorilla?
00:29- "I love Gorillas."
00:37- Fake Sunset!
00:44- "I stare at you."
00:48- It's like Grease, except not.
00:56- Magical car!
01:03- Who? Me?
01:07- Magic.
01:09- Fly wit cha/Take a pict-cha/Make Dinna
01:17- Baywatch!
01:23- Fargo?
01:32- They never do, Joe.
01:36- Matrix: the musical.
01:42- Die wit cha/Cry wit cha/ Watch Leno wit cha.
01:47- She's applying sunscreen!
01:50- "The wheels on my necklace. . ."
01:57- I have ice, too; it's in my freezer.
02:01- Hey! That's an insult to most woman!
02:06- You sure she'll let you do that?
02:18- You know, there's so many woman in this video. is Joe trying to pick up all of them?
02:24- Little ol' me?
02:26- AHH!
02:28- It's zirconia.
02:33- A male wants to ride with Joe?
02:36- "Yes, yes."
02:41: "Hi, strange man!"
02:44: "Hmm."
02:46- "Hey, Sammy!"
02:51- He's attacking her bellybutton!
02:54- "Look at my hair."
02:59- He's not really dancing in this video, is he?
03:05- Quite a few things are impossible, Mr. Joe.
03:11- Move in wit cha/meet your momma/Take a shower.
03:17- What? What to you wanna do?! Aw, he left.
Enjoy/despise and give me feed back!!