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Post by Buddhist Kitten on Jun 22, 2004 6:22:24 GMT -5
Freddy Vs The Giant Squid Well, there's not much that can be said about this Freddy and the giant Squid could fall in love. . .
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Post by Railingkill on Jun 22, 2004 7:10:11 GMT -5
then it would be called "How Freddy Met The Giant Squid"
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Post by Torgo on Jun 23, 2004 8:28:16 GMT -5
then it would be called "How Freddy Met The Giant Squid" But it ends in tragedy when the Giant Squid asks Freddy to trim his nails. "I'll trim you down, bitch!"
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Post by Railingkill on Jun 23, 2004 17:43:23 GMT -5
The Golden Girls: The Motion Picture
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Post by Railingkill on Jun 24, 2004 13:34:12 GMT -5
Attack of The Giant Zombie Moon Men From Mars!
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Post by TV's Cowboy on Jul 12, 2004 10:38:49 GMT -5
King Kong vs. Jesus Christ
The messiah has finally returned to earth but at a bad time because King Kong has come back and is wrecking havok. Neither one of them wins because they both end up being killed by some blonde handsome scientist who gets the chick in the end. Featuring Joe Estevez as the lord all mighty.
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Post by Slick's ghost on Dec 4, 2004 6:25:09 GMT -5
You people belong in Hollywood, damn it! I'm trying to eat, and I can't cuz I'm laughing too much. Good job all around.
I had an idea for a movie a couple years ago (I'm also developing it as I sit here). In a typical neighborhood, a troubled couple's typically dramatic life is unexpectedly complicated when a mysterious pair of pants that floats through the air begins to roam their house. The pants are not really alive or conscious, and they aren't hostile. They simply move around through the couple's house, floating about three or four feet off the ground, silently, eerily, purposelessly, yet in some strange way inviting a new perspective on the couple's problems that eventually brings them closer together. In fact, the floating pants could touch many people's lives throughout the film, quietly reminding people of important truths that really were inside them all along.
Or, if you prefer, the people whose lives are affected by the pants move increasingly towards the edge of madness and despair by the meaninglessness of the situation, until they are finally forced to overcome their differences and team up to destroy the pants. Except...It has ONLY JUST BEGUN. (Final image: a crane shot of a neighborhood street festooned with eerily floating pants.)
I don't care about the plot, really. I just wanted to center a movie around floating pants. Say, what's that behind you - OH MY GOD!
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Post by Slick's ghost on Dec 4, 2004 6:27:36 GMT -5
(I shouldn't have told anyone about it. There's no way it could top King Kong vs. Jesus Christ.
Actually my friend had a similar idea: Godzilla vs Al Capone. He even made a T-shirt. I think either of those movies would be hilarious.)
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Post by ratso on Dec 4, 2004 21:41:48 GMT -5
How about this......
WALKING DOWN THE STAIRS... (THE MOVIE) Just think of it three hours of non- stop walking! The movie is about Bob. Bob wants to go down stairs..... SO HE WALKS DOWN THE STAIRS! Then he goes to stop why you ask? BECAUSE HE GOES TO TIE HIS SHOE!
Or how about this we remake cliffhanger with Larry Flint.
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Post by Slick's ghost on Dec 5, 2004 5:45:11 GMT -5
What about a film called "Ratso Loves Fudgesicles" where Ratso lovingly eats fudgesicles, dresses up fudgesicles in little clothes, wears fudgesicles on the bottoms of his feet, mails fudgesicles to the president, uses fudgesicles as toothbrush, deodorant, soap, garden shovel, bookmark, hairbrush, tickles a baby with a fudgesicle, makes out with a fudgesicle, rides a fudgesicle like a broom, washes his car with a fudgesicle, wraps up fudgesicles for Christmas, tries to give up fudgesicles and almost dies like E.T., reunites with fudgesicles, marries a fudgesicle and keeps on fudgesicling forevermore into the sunset?
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