Post by yousonuva on Mar 26, 2004 10:13:10 GMT -5
This is an endeavor by me.
Through the months I've been here, posting many a banter and a joke with all of you, I have formed a mental image of you all and decided that, I, observer of observers, will share with you all, what I think of you (in a positive way, even if you're smelly and have weird gunk under your toenails).
I'm gonna review you all (so look sharp!) even if you don't want me to. tough titties, huh? (unless you really don't want me to, then just pm me)
This is in no particular order (....or IS it?)
This guy thinks like me and has the same humor as me. I followed all his dry sarcasm, while watching as others were flailed by his off-beatedness (except that one time. man you really got me there, 'memeber?). He's like me in everyway....except he's an older, more cynical, tormenting, unrelenting, more ridiculing, weed of deceit. Now he may be older than most of us in the physical sense, but he's younger than most of us in the mental (& intelligent ha-ha) sense. Example. Sure, he's so old, his teeth are starting to rot out (having never brushed his teeth), but he still puts them under the pillow when he gos to sleep. And of course cries hysterically in the morning, thinking the tooth fairy either hates him or has died, when he finds the tooth still there....it IS sad really. Anyway, I still like the bugger even though he sometimes calls me a poop-face.[/center]
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MightJack, I moved your's there as well and sampo, you can find your's on page 7.[/center]
Through the months I've been here, posting many a banter and a joke with all of you, I have formed a mental image of you all and decided that, I, observer of observers, will share with you all, what I think of you (in a positive way, even if you're smelly and have weird gunk under your toenails).
I'm gonna review you all (so look sharp!) even if you don't want me to. tough titties, huh? (unless you really don't want me to, then just pm me)
This is in no particular order (....or IS it?)
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My mental image thing
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My mental image thing
phantomengineer
[/size]This guy thinks like me and has the same humor as me. I followed all his dry sarcasm, while watching as others were flailed by his off-beatedness (except that one time. man you really got me there, 'memeber?). He's like me in everyway....except he's an older, more cynical, tormenting, unrelenting, more ridiculing, weed of deceit. Now he may be older than most of us in the physical sense, but he's younger than most of us in the mental (& intelligent ha-ha) sense. Example. Sure, he's so old, his teeth are starting to rot out (having never brushed his teeth), but he still puts them under the pillow when he gos to sleep. And of course cries hysterically in the morning, thinking the tooth fairy either hates him or has died, when he finds the tooth still there....it IS sad really. Anyway, I still like the bugger even though he sometimes calls me a poop-face.[/center]
Gemini Man
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"Gemini Man. As a young boy Gemini Man tortured and bullied his pets, classmates, and teachers, while developing the social flaw that is 'punk'." Everytime I read Gemini's posts I am fooled. That is to say, the only mental picture I have of him, is of him being Ben Murphy and it's because of his laid back, sly manner and his avatar. His pounding avatar that burns it's image into your eyes, saying "No. I really AM Ben Murphy". I know it's just an optical illusionnnn-nah, but I just can't escape this theory.
Of course he's not ALWAYS super mellow. Here, I found some rare footage of our own BBoard's Ben Murphy (AKA Gemini Man), after he had like 13 Red Bulls www.247hub.com/video/trombon_1.wmv
Of course he's not ALWAYS super mellow. Here, I found some rare footage of our own BBoard's Ben Murphy (AKA Gemini Man), after he had like 13 Red Bulls www.247hub.com/video/trombon_1.wmv
Ator
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There's something sooo...I don't know...Miles 'o Keefey about this guy. Only with more common sense, a sharper sense of humor, and a better sense of mens' apparel (I mean I HOPE you don't wear just a loincloth to the barbershop). He, who once was just a modest moderator has become an almighty administrator. Where once flowers bloomed, there now lies ruin, because he, him being HUGE, walks all over insignificant little flowers and the like, with sheer rage and profanity as such you've never heard!.....no wait, I'm thinking of that one guy from Jiffy Lube....he's a bastard, HE is. I like Ator. Good guy (although I don't even know enough about him to say whether or not he's half nude while getting a trim for his hockey hair. Or if he even has hockey hair.). The key to getting to his heart is to tell him he's huge, even though he's only 3'6 and needs a high chair even when going to Hooters...haheheh, yeah. That always makes me laugh.
MaryTRobot
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I have come to rely on MaryT to get a good laugh out of me (not mocking at but laughing with). She reminds me of my niece. Not that I have a niece, but if I did she would remind me of her (once she turns 18, I'll be singin a different tune, ahehehe.....ahehehe....aheahem). Living in Spain as a foreign exchange student, MaryT (I know her, so I can call her that, tuh) has a sick sense of humor as she finds great pleasure in filling every one here with jealousy and reality to just be livin our normal pathetic lives (she even made TS69 cry), while she's off skiing the mountains eveyday for free and having hot chocolate. Ooohhh I get so MAD!! But she's a smaty-pants, so she probably deserves it more than me. And if crow (that's her boyfriend....you don't want to know the details) ever hurts her (dirty fighter or not) I'm comin with the iron mace (even though I'll probably lose. He's dirty, that one).
Chemical2010
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Surely we've all woken up in the middle of the night screaming "NEXT QUESTION(S)!!!". Well this is the one to blame. Who is Chemical2010? Who is Mrs.Chloe? Well there are only two people who can answer these and Mrs. Chloe is one of 'em. The other is that lady in that movie. When I think of Chem I think of 2 people (who don't really exist). 1st is Lisa Simpson, because she's too logical, knowledged and yellow for her age. 2nd is that girl from the Harry Potter movies (you know you've seen them. unless you haven't), because of her pride, sweetyness, and quick retorts to dumb questions. Frankly Chem. makes me feel dumb for my age...wha?NEXT QUESTION(S)!!!
Blurryeye
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My dream girl. She complimented me once...ONCE! If only she wasn't engaged & lived 2000 miles closer to me, I'd click on the 'ol charm....bombing miserably, of course, trying to make her laugh and failing after each, putrid, nervous joke. "I mean, retards are dumb, huh? ehhehe....don't you think that's funny?..." Also because of her name I imagine her getting drunk and falling down a lot. Like I said, my dream girl. There's something not a lot of people know about Blurry (except most everybody on this board). What is that, you ask? Well I'll tell you. She works in a chicken lab. No, Krankor is not her boss, what I mean is, she could be mistaken for one of the hands you see in "Chicken of Tommorow" (and what nice hands, too, eh fellas? ahehehe.....so-cold) So if you ever wanna fresh egg (or a rotten one for throwing at Joe Don's house) this is the gal to see. If that's at all something to brag about. I mean, c'mon, chickens?....yeah I guess that IS kinda cool, I mean if Gonzo was for it.
So, to some up: I'm pathetic. Blurry is my dream girl. And Gonzo's awesome, heh.
So, to some up: I'm pathetic. Blurry is my dream girl. And Gonzo's awesome, heh.
nightfalcawk
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Not unlike the cannibal, Hannibal Lector, nightfalcawk attempts to impress us with his brain's contents and verbal and spelling skills. Unlike Hannibal, he misspells a lot of words himself and doesn't like fava beans. There are two personalities I picture when I read nightfal's posts (again they don't really exist). 1st is Martin Prince from The Simpsons, which isn't a slam, 'cause he's one of my favorite characters on the show. 2nd is Professer Chaos (Butters in disguise from South Park), because he's obsessed with thinking he has super powers and can't deliver on his empty threats. If nightfal did have super powers I would delete that last sentence and hide in my attic.
So let's recap nightfal. Martin Prince-Hannibal Lector-Butters.
So let's recap nightfal. Martin Prince-Hannibal Lector-Butters.
TomServo69
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TomServo69.....69. Well many of you may read this guy's name and immediately think of a crimson little robot and a certain pillow, that that robot's family, knows NOT to touch. As stated by Mr. TS69 (as we know him) this isn't a dirty reference, despite what Blurryeye wants it to be (a little inside joke). No, actually my first impression of TS69 was that he was very regular (eats with his mouth closed; washes his laundry; showers), but find out he is a geomtry teacher....in high school...at age 22! for god's sake! By this I picture a man to be reckoned with (even though I could kick his ass...at nintendo. yes I stole that). Also be aware, that to offend him is to also offend phantom (& vice versa). They are the Berlin Wall of Red Rover and as both are mods, I know to watch what I say (even though I'm a rebel and say they both suck ass...I'm in for it now).
TS69. Teacher, mod, ass sucker.
TS69. Teacher, mod, ass sucker.
Forrest
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Forrest started this board, as it was his idea (I mean I thought of it way before him, but he talked about it and then materialized it. whatever. I'm not bitter). This man has also interviewed some of the 'Brains' themselves. Now before you burn down his house with ire jealousy, or pepper his car with an MG42 "GET SOME! GET SOME!", know that he is more fit for the job than most of us. Knowing the rest of you, I don't think questions like "What's your favorite color jelly bean?...gummi bear?...color combo gummi worm?", are very interesting (of course I would've asked the tough questions like "just how does photosynthesis work? How DID the Beanie Babies get so big? How did I get so handsome?", but you get the point). So. Forrest. Man of men. Shepard of shepards. Interviewer of interviewers (If he wasn't the king cheese around here, I wouldn't be kissing his ass so much, the dink.....damn. Did I just insult him? Dammit! Been nice knowin you all).
For continued coverage on all other reviews, please go to bottom of page 3.
[/color][/size] MightJack, I moved your's there as well and sampo, you can find your's on page 7.[/center]