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Post by Ator on Mar 29, 2004 0:41:44 GMT -5
I definitely don't wear loincloths, and I don't have hockey hair. And frankly, I don't want either of them. Am I really like Miles O' Keefe? I'm more like one of those guys from The Starfighters. OK, not really. I'm just an average joe who likes un-ordinary stuff (jazz and classical music, 4 cylinder turbo mustangs, mst3k).
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Post by Ator on Mar 29, 2004 1:21:02 GMT -5
Wow, this thread is becoming a "Bob Jackass" routine from Merlins Shop of Mystical Wonders.
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Post by mightyjack on Mar 29, 2004 1:40:49 GMT -5
"It's time for a strongly worded review of my cat, Miffy!" - Crow
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Post by marytrobot on Mar 29, 2004 9:10:01 GMT -5
Wow, i'm sencing anger in here....
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Post by Gemini Man on Mar 29, 2004 9:28:03 GMT -5
"Gemini Man. As a young boy Gemini Man tortured and bullied his pets, classmates, and teachers, while developing the social flaw that is 'punk'." Everytime I read Gemini's posts I am fooled. That is to say, the only mental picture I have of him, is of him being Ben Murphy and it's because of his laid back, sly manner and his avatar. His pounding avatar that burns it's image into your eyes, saying "No. I really AM Ben Murphy". I know it's just an optical illusionnnn-nah, but I just can't escape this theory."Wow! *Chilling* You got it exactly right! Well, except the bullying pets, classmates, & teachers, and almost everything else. Unfortunatley back then I was the one on the recieving end of bullying. But if those turkeys could see me now... I'm affraid I don't look much like Ben Murphy. Although I do occasionally wonder "why I'm so full hipped for a guy". Nice work, yousonofa
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Post by yousonuva on Mar 29, 2004 10:52:50 GMT -5
A Review of Yousonuva Rating- F Review: Yousonuva is exactly the type of thing that society needs less of. Full of himself, dark, sarcastic and dangerously left winged, Yousonuva has done more than enough to hurt society. A shrubber, who sells shrubberies, Yousonuva grew up in Python, Monty and learned the ways of the force as a lad. As he watched CNN (Clinton National Network) he was dragged to the left side of the force. Soon after years of shrubberies and deciet, he found a discussion board. He imediatley made an ass of himself, and after much bickering, decided to review various members, such as the ever innocent Forrest, the loveable MightyJack, the Tarzan-esque Ator, and of course, the allmighty Chemical(something) and thus this crap happened. So. My friends. Can your heart stand, the shocking facts, about grave robbers from outer space? Can you prove it didn't happen? I rest my case. Yousonuva starts in theaters this thursday, go only if you're a retard. Wow, Forrest. You're cuttin deep. It may look like sarcasm on the things you called me, but I really am full of myself, sarcastic and make myself look like an ass But lookin like an ass is what I live for, it's fun for me. I'm dark, but not as dark as you, right winger. (btw, I DO lean left, but logicaly try to see all sides of things...right winger). I too thought I sensed a little anger from your review (which I think comes from the Bush is evil ect. thread), but to each his own. Maybe my sarcasm radar is a little off, but if all the things you said really are sarcasm, I change my vote from phantom over to you (I'm red with welts). If you really aren't enraged, I'm just being sarcastic about everything I just said in that last paragraph. My reviews (I know I'm something of a noob, but think I get along with most of you enough to give you a little ribbing) are only intended as love hits and would never want any of you to think I'm all serious, again I'm mostly making myself the ass. But if anybody thinks I'm too out of line, just let me know by private message, and I'll delete your review (because I really do love this site) but I hope not. I'm dizzy. that's all. Edit: Note, the more insulting I am, the more I know you. If Forrest follows this logic, then that makes us siamese twins...connected by the butt (But I make him wipe, 'cause I absolutely refuse to touch his rear)
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Post by marytrobot on Mar 29, 2004 11:07:22 GMT -5
I Maybe my sarcasm radar is a little off, but if all the things you said really are sarcasm, I change my vote from phantom over to you (I'm red with welts). Sarcasm Radar? Well THAT'S a useful invention!
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Post by Phantom Engineer on Mar 29, 2004 18:27:09 GMT -5
Sarcasm intended. Harm and hate, unintended my friend. We're one big happy family again.
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Post by Phantom Engineer on Mar 29, 2004 19:51:34 GMT -5
OK but you get custody of nightfalcawk
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Post by yousonuva on Mar 29, 2004 22:08:59 GMT -5
Sarcasm intended. Harm and hate, unintended my friend. yeah, I read this a third time and started to see the way you meant it. The fourth time I was cracking up. The 50th time I was hallucinating (not good to stare into a moniter that long). It was a little confusing at first cause usually sarcasm is lying. But I really am an ass. Those words about the shrubberies, though. I mean #uck YOU, man! I'll be more sarcasm ready from here on....or will I?
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Post by yousonuva on Mar 30, 2004 8:15:10 GMT -5
I'm writing this in response to Forrest's thoughtfully provoking review of me. You know, to save face. You have just merged on the highway to the dangerzone. Forrest (the director's [deep] cut) Forrest is the type of guy, you walk out your front door, seeing him on your yard and ask "Good god! Why isn't that thing on a leash? !". Yes he is THAT hideous (and he really does poop on peoples' lawns). I recommend taking Dramamine, before ever meeting him face to hideous face. You may also have noticed from his posts, that years of staring at bugs & static on the TV screen, has left him with a scarce amount of brain cells. Get used to calling his name 30-40 times before getting any kind of response. It always puzzled me how someone(thing) like this could understand the balanced humor of our beloved MST3K, only to learn it's just the colors and fast movements that excite him. Sadly he doesn't have a smidgen of the charm, the rest of the board has, but let's all continue to play along like we've been doing, ok? Now he's probably gonna read this and (being a right-winged conformist) see me as a terrorist threat, to which he'll dress up in his Batman under-roos/ cape to be the "Bush Avenger!". When he does this, please try not to laugh in front of him. I mean he's really ugly, stupid, boring, pathetic and writes crummy reviews, but he does have feelings, ok? No harm or hate either, Bud. I hope this makes us square, as I'm starting to hear voices telling me naughty things.
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Post by yousonuva on Mar 30, 2004 8:53:41 GMT -5
...continued from page 1. otrfan [/size] As otrfan is determined to be a mystery to us, he had decided to choose a mysterious name. It may be, that he posted an explaination for it, but I don't know of it, so I have concluded that it's an obscure reference to The Lord of the Rings (as in "of the rings fan"), but I also concluded once that Boy George was one hot chick...til I found out, y'know. This was the first person to reply to me on this board (as he was to The2ndEvil) and, he being so mysterious, I don't know too much about him. The little I do know however, is profound enough.....he doesn't golf, never played golf, and doesn't drink coffee. But he does play Gypsy's games a lot and seems to know more MST lines than just about anybody. When I think of otrfan, I think of the Blank from Dick Tracy, cause he's so mysterious (without Madonna behind a mask. That would be weird...yet strangely sexy) So does otrfan stand for of the rings? Does he even like Lord of the Rings? Can I have some money, please? The world may never know (unless he just bluntly tells us)[/center] CherokeeJack [/size] CherokeeJack gave me a good (if german, with his Ramstien and his Falco and his...Germany isn't know for too much. well except for THAT) review elsewhere and by this is therefore intelligent enough to know I can't give him a bad review....until he said I eat the red floor that sucks me. I mean he's really in for it now. Now we all know what comes to mind when you hear Mr. CJack's name.......his uncanny impersonations of Gallagher. Brilliant, simply put. Well after that you may think of his controversial political threads, that are now decorated with feces and blade saws that we all flung at each other (meee included ) in fermented rage (I still say BUTTER SIDE UP damn you). The things Mr. Cherokee (is that his name, I get confused) says in his threads, I tend to agree on, especially that thing about that one topic...you know the goat's head? That was a fasinating whistle blower on world hunger. So do I like CherokeeJack? "Sure!". Do I respect his views? "Sure!" Will I include him in my book (if I ever write one)...only if he pays me. Du hast me gesact und Ich hat nicht gefract (I think that's it)[/center] MonsterX [/size] Oh...the horrible memories...can I go on?....yeah I must go on. When I first saw the name MonsterX, my eyes went dead piercing white, and I near keeled backwards in my chair, imagining a foul, retchid gargoyley beast, just pounding his bloody fists against the keyboard with aimless rage. Then I started getting the nerve to read his posts and came to the conclusion that he was no more than a normal guy (one that I could probably kick the snot out of, too!....just don't tell him I said that, ok guys? Jeez I hope he doesn't read this or I'm in for it...why am I so stupid! ?). I suppose I've mentioned what the Monst. (as we hip cats call im) reminds me of....oh I didn't? Well then he reminds me of a sensible, yet horrifying beast. He may be torturous and blood fanged on the outside, but he's such a nice boy on the inside...awwww. Just don't carry meat in your pockets when meeting with him.[/center] Mr. W [/size] (by request) Mr. W once said he thought I had problems. Then he said he thought I was crazy....hatred of him ensued, but just then, he said I was a good kid! by joe! This I took all to well and raced outside to hug every stranger on the street, proclaiming my goodness to them (even shouting it with sobs of joy). I'm writing this from an institution.....now see what you've done. Me, nightfal and Mr. W, once bantered about us all being shot, killed and burned to which Mr. W joked that a certain Q. kept reviving our dead bodies. Now I didn't know who the hell Q. was (still don't, though it's very familiar), but I played along like I did know (I didn't want to hurt anyone's feelings, even though that bastard took my gun from my cold dead hands). Who do you think of when you think of Mr. W? Who cares what you think, this is my review. I think of Goosio (after he was mauled), limply tapping the keys with his beak. poor feller. hang in there.[/center] ChibodeeCrocket [/size] What is this ChibodeeCrocket? Where o where does he come from? And why am I wearing lipstick?......never you mind! Big poster (not poser), includes himself on almost all topics (even the dirty ones with words like *%#@* for brains and mother&*&$#@ whore scum). Do you know Mr. Chibodee? Well did you know he knows all the words to "Idiot Control Now"? That is attention to detail....and makes you question his sanity. Mr.CCrocket (his professional title) also likes Mad Magazine which shows his good sense of humor (and his dirty sense of humor). I used to read it religously when I was a kid and loved Spy vs. Spy. There was a videogame on the Nintendo that was based on this strip. Nintendo used to be a powerhouse for video games, but now they've lost a lot of the market sharing as their stock is down two and a hal-.....oh right, ChibodeeCrocket. MrChibodeeC (his snuff films title) is a fine human being and a great value to this board (remember our $ agreement for me giving you high praise in this review. And the check better not bounce this time). ChibodeeCrocket, won't you?[/center] civlyzed [/size] First off. Don't believe the name. I once gently mentioned to this guy that his named was misspelled. Oh what gruesome deeds some can do. He stopped me mid sentence and said : Why #$%@ All! Who Do You Think YOU Are!? and followed by kicking me there and stuffing a half eaten rabbit carcass (which he chased and stomped on himself) into my humble face.....how DARE you sir.....I'm..I'm ok. I will drop the law suit if you stop threatening my grandparents. By the way it's spelled civllizized=*@ed, tuh. This man is also an avid Cardinals fan and living in Colorado, which means he's probably running from the law (or he just found a better job or something). He is 34, 6'0, brown hair, brown eyes and is to be considered armed and dangerous (well maybe none of those except his age. I looked on his profile). Now you gotta ask yourself. Is this man REALLY civlyzed? yeah, i guess so. Does he REALLY live in Colorado? ...uh..probably? Is he REALLY chopped liver? how should I know, stop asking me questions.[/center] PumaMan [/size] Pronounced: Pe-you-maim-ann. A delight and a treasure (except for when he doesn't use his litterbox), fun for the kids, if a little dangerous with his mandibles of death. I have often asked myself: "Me? Does the PumaMan really fly clumbsily with his butt in the air?". I never got a reply, but have heard others claim he indeed has done this on three occasions. All three, involving alcohol and Flubber (which is illegal in my state). I have seen him fight crime before though and find it makes no difference whatsoever if he does in fact fight it or not.....pretty much just says "I'll harm you" and then runs off. When he's not disguised as the Pewmaman, PumaMan answers a lot of questions on this board (and me and phantom both thank him for it. dumb question askers.), which means he's a good kitty.....but I'm not gonna baby talk to him. "Dahooohouhul"[/center] MightyJack [/size] [/center] Moist & Doughy, that's all I gotta say. Ok, a little more, then. MJ started a poll here asking who was the moistest, doughiest poster. He thought of this poll as a mockery of the other arbitrary polls (mine included) that were rampant, but seeing as he mistakenly put himself as one of the contestants the plan backfired as he won the title (though his poll did take 1st place in my "Who has the best poll?" uh, poll). No one got his joke and I mocked him with my friends (who happen to be stuffed animals. Sniffles, that's the bunny, told me to advise MJ to seek psychiatric help. Sniffles is sentimental like that). Two people come to mind, when reading MJ's words, and they were both inseminated in my mind (nope. couldn't come up with a better term) from his moist & doughy poll....*uck! that doesn't sound right at ALL! Anyway my point is that it's his own damned fault. 1st is, of course, Tor. I think his avatar explains this conception. duh. But also it's because I have seen this guy online, very late at night so he obviously doesn't know when it's time for go to bed. 2nd is ComicBookGuy from The Simpsons. He's older, moist, doughy, a hacker, on the computer all day and night, smelly, childish, evil, satan worshi-...you get me. (...uuhg...this review has rendered me ill....I'm gonna lie down now) for continued numbskull coverage, please turn to page 7 [/color][/size][/center]
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Post by Blurryeye on Mar 30, 2004 13:42:47 GMT -5
I'm writing this in response to Forrest's thoughtfully provoking review of me. You know, to save face. You have just merged on the highway to the dangerzone. Forrest (the director's [deep] cut)
Forrest is the type of guy, you walk out your front door, seeing him on your yard and ask "Good god! Why isn't that thing on a leash? !". Yes he is THAT hideous (and he really does poop on peoples' lawns). I recommend taking Dramamine, before ever meeting him face to hideous face. You may also have noticed from his posts, that years of staring at bugs & static on the TV screen, has left him with a scarce amount of brain cells. Get used to calling his name 30-40 times before getting any kind of response. It always puzzled me how someone(thing) like this could understand the balanced humor of our beloved MST3K, only to learn it's just the colors and fast movements that excite him. Sadly he doesn't have a smidgen of the charm, the rest of the board has, but let's all continue to play along like we've been doing, ok? Now he's probably gonna read this and (being a right-winged conformist) see me as a terrorist threat, to which he'll dress up in his Batman under-roos/ cape to be the "Bush Avenger!". When he does this, please try not to laugh in front of him. I mean he's really ugly, stupid, boring, pathetic and writes crummy reviews, but he does have feelings, ok? No harm or hate either, Bud. I hope this makes us square, as I'm starting to hear voices telling me naughty things. Fighting fire with fire. Good plan!
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Post by yousonuva on Mar 30, 2004 13:47:59 GMT -5
Fighting fire with fire. Good plan! Even though water is good for a fire putter outter thing, but water scares me. I like to burn things.
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Post by otrfan on Mar 30, 2004 13:56:38 GMT -5
So does otrfan stand for of the rings? You have to go quite a ways back, but the answer to this question does lie on this board.
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