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VanHagar3000
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MST3K fan. Wrestling fan. Van Halen fan. And word around the coffee table is that he really is 'hot for teacher' (yes. he even brought his pencil). He's also a better tuxedo dancer than the whole band (but then again, so is Stephen Hawking).
Here lies the proof of our very own VH3K's skillz, yung
media.ebaumsworld.com/index.php?e=robotdance.wmv . One may think of this teenager as a voice of a generation, a symbol of highest wisdom and a teacher of splendid serenity. I just think of Mitchell. And again, it's the avatar, which seems to express to me the message "hey, buzz off, huh?". I, sir, refuse to 'buzz off', as you so bluntly exclaim it and further more, request that you, yourself 'buzz o- no. no. you never even said that to me, why am I so caught up in my delusional fiction?....Huh!?....TELL ME- there I go again, always with the crazy....just leave me alone. SO, VanHagar3000. A man to change the world? Probably not, but if you see him drive by you, with his stereo on full blast and the windows down, you'll probably think of the little mid-american country of Panama, and that's technically changing the world a little bit. Oh yeah, and he likes wrestling. now, "BUZZ OFF, KID!"[/center]
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A god. No, not THE god or a god who has any omnipotent powers. Just a run of the mill type god (you can praise him if you want, I'm not gonna). Why is he a god, you ask? Cause I asked everyone where they worked and he put down about fifty careers. So he must be everywhere at once (he's RIGHT BEHIND YOU!). If not a god, then some kind of gaseous thing. Plus he's a goody 2 shoes and helps everyone who is in distress. If I was a god, I'd just send holy santa er sumthing, but this guy won't, noooo. We might be opposite book ends on the encyclopedia of life, but damn it if I don't crack up at his reply's (he's a mangy smart-ass dying to get out).
BobJohnsonX2
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Bob. Johnson. It's from Space. Mutiny. One of my Favorite. Episodes. I like his name as it's completely normal to any oblivious nuckle-head, but has a kinda dark conspiracy behind it...mwaa- ok, I won't do that. Our BJ (stop that laughing, sickos) lives in the land of MST3K (Wisconsin, which if not for MST, I wouldn't really consider a state at all. more of a place with trees n stuff) and practices the medical profession of riffing. Something of a Dr. Feelgood.....he's gonna make you feel alright (but not in that way, sicko). He's also quite knowledged in the musical sense for his age-18. I think I was still just bangin on the pots n pans at that age, very pathetic, but now I'm a little more knowledged and see the genuisness of 'Zigfreid and Roy Sing the Blues'. Purely. Enlifting. BobJ (now how awesome is THAT title?) has a lot to say and is interesting at the same time. Impossible, you ask? No one could be both, you say? Maybe, but in my conspiracy theory of him, I think he might be an alien intelligence from planet Neptune.
Bob. Johnson. Neptune. Man.[/center]
mrsphyllistorgo
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Mrsphyllistorgo wants me to say lots of nice things about her, so here goes. Woman. Building Manager. Hardcore Gamer (not video games. Gypsy's). Very nice indeed. We know mrsphyllistorgo mostly from her "All We Have Is Each Other" and recent "Band Name" games. But we also know she hates garbage (which she probably burns with rage) and doesn't get paid for crap (I personally do, but let's move on). Don't ever make the mistake of watching her wash things. It annoys the hell out of her (as it should) and you'll get into deep $#!*. I mistakenly watched her wash her car once and this is what I got
www.elliotinthemorning.com/videos/beatdown.wmv ....I should never have swung first, oooow. Well, I learned my lesson fer sure. mrsPT (I'm not spelling that out again) was a big part of the ol sci-fi boards and I'm glad she's decided to move here (now THAT was nice, eh?) and hope to get to know her more. Next time I'll look out for that left hook, though. ooow. [/center]
losingmydignity
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Be afraid. Be very afraid. Technically, losingmydignity still has dignity (even after that dumpy drawers episode he had in the 11th grade talent show contest). Why? Because if he didn't, he'd be "lostmydignity" (I mean, like totally big f'n duuuuh). He once stated "Sex is Good! Get over it......There's not enough erotica on tv... I mean real erotica, not The Man Show kind of stuff or Britney Spears. Now everyone's going to think I'm a sex nut.", which is good to get out into the open now, for if he ever runs for office, as to avoid any future scandals and further dampen his dignity. "He's the honest pervy candidate!", wouldn't make a bad slogan..... well I'd vote for him anyway. Living in "Noo Youwk, Noo Youwk", losing is known for his yellow car, crown air freshener, and his filthy turban.....no wait. That's my ol buddy, Azim.....they look alike, so. The significant things I know about losingmydingy (ha-ha) are: 1) his mom used to have a crush on Micheal Landon (I mean who didn't?.....well I didn't). 2) He likes traditional country music. 3) and he watched The World of Henry Orient, on TCM once. He's also a guy with a good sense of humor, so that means he's not a softy. For instance, watch how well he takes this hammer to the shin.....[/center]
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Yet another ex-member of the ol' sci-fi boards, colemanfrancis2 is a fellow refugee-ooh la la laa. Fer real. His name was taken when he came here though, and as a result he is not the 1st nor 2nd, but 3rd member with colemanfrancisfan in their title (even though the other two don't really exist). Now any normal person would implode with hate, screaming into the air, pounding their fists on the desk and kicking the floor for having his/her name taken. Not our colem...2 (screw all that). Nope, he must be abnormal, 'cause he took it well (although he's probably bubbling up inside and before too long he'll explode! *BOOM*, and start running over pedstrians. that happened to a Sandy Frank fan once). I think he is alright and just to make sure, I verified this with Mrs. Chloe and she said "....who?" So that should be proof enough. Soon he should have his own parking spot (of course way in the back so the temps, janitors and any soliciters can get in easily). Do I think of colemanfrancisfan2 all day long?.....Of course not! But he's alright in my book (titled "The Experience Of Witnessing The Masterpeice That Is Teen Wolf vol.1". other volumes to follow, if this one is excepted well enough).[/center]
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A quote from our beloved Emperor(ess), when asked what her favorite flavor of ice cream was: "
It's a three-way tie between Peppermint Candy, Mint Chocolate Chip and Butter Pecan." .....need I say more?....oh I do?...right. Our devout and most humble leader, Emperyadablingblang (these long names, rrrRR!....oh great, now I wet myself), is a goth so I better write a nice review, else she will summon the firey demons of hell to reign a torturous evil fate upon me and my loved ones......or am I thinking about satan worshipers?....yeah, probably but I'll be nice just in case. You are nice, EmperorCupcake
(whew, I think I dodged the bullet ther-AHH! DEMONS OF HELL! AHHHaahaha, just kiddin). Also, living in Florida is not a good place for goths as the sun burns their nocturnal skin, but not as bad as their bat wings...I have the wrong idea about goths, I think. Well anyhoo, I like EmperorCupcake because she's a girl and she talks to me (bless you! bless you so much) and has never even yelled at or hit me. Not even once. And for that, I bow to your honor, for years to come.
ALL HAIL EMPERORCUPCAKE! and pass the taters.[/center]
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