Post by Torgo on Sept 20, 2004 22:41:12 GMT -5
Joel: That's it...
Mike: Huh?
Joel: I'VE HAD IT!
Crow: Woah! Joel! Calm down!
Joel: I WILL NOT CALM DOWN! I'M SICK OF THIS GAME!
Tom: Wow. I've never seen Joel this pissed.
(Joel's cell rings and he answers it)
Joel: What?
Oricle: (over the phone) Hey! How'd that slasher thing go?
Joel: Where is he?
Oricle: Who?
Joel: The guy who is writing this crap. I want him now.
Oricle: In New York City. You're next destination.
(Joel hangs up)
Joel: Guys, we're going to New York...
(cue "Bring Me To Life" by Evenescence)
(Mike, Joel, and Logan are loading stuff up into the Oldsmobile)
Logan: So why exactly are we going to New York, again?
Joel: To put a stop to this once and for all. I'm sick of being this guy's little puppet. Dancing just because he writes it down on the internet.
Tom: That's a little harsh, Joel. I don't recall you dancing at all.
(Joel grabs Logan by the waist and they begin to Tango)
Joel: See?
Tom: Ah. I see what you're getting at.
(Logan pulls herself away from Joel and walks over to Ash)
Logan: You sure we can take your car?
Ash: Go ahead. I was probably going to sell it anyway. I've had it for 600 years, you just got to know when to let go.
Logan: You want to come with?
Ash: Naw. My place is here.
Logan: Well, it was fun while it lasted.
(Logan gives Ash a goodbye kiss and the group piles into the car, wave at Ash, and drive off)
Ash: Now...how the hell am I supposed to get home...
Voice from the woods: Join us...
(Ash pulls out his shotgun)
Ash: Come and get some...
Mike: Huh?
Joel: I'VE HAD IT!
Crow: Woah! Joel! Calm down!
Joel: I WILL NOT CALM DOWN! I'M SICK OF THIS GAME!
Tom: Wow. I've never seen Joel this pissed.
(Joel's cell rings and he answers it)
Joel: What?
Oricle: (over the phone) Hey! How'd that slasher thing go?
Joel: Where is he?
Oricle: Who?
Joel: The guy who is writing this crap. I want him now.
Oricle: In New York City. You're next destination.
(Joel hangs up)
Joel: Guys, we're going to New York...
(cue "Bring Me To Life" by Evenescence)
Best Brains presents
A Mr. Peaches production
A Torgo Fan Fiction
A Dead Horse Beaten: The Final Post-SOL Adventure
Staring:
Michael J. Nelson as Mike Nelson
Bill Corbett as Crow T. Robot
Kevin Murphy as Tom Servo
Zoe McLellan as Logan St. Claire
Tobey Maguire as Peter Parker/Spider-Man
Ben Affleck as Matt Murdock/Daredevil
Willem Dafoe as the Green Goblin
Colin Farrell as Bullseye
Mary Jo Pehl as The Oricle
Special Guest Appearance by Bruce Campbell as Ashly "Ash" Williams
And Joel Hodgson as Joel Robinson
Written and Directed by Torgo
A Mr. Peaches production
A Torgo Fan Fiction
A Dead Horse Beaten: The Final Post-SOL Adventure
Staring:
Michael J. Nelson as Mike Nelson
Bill Corbett as Crow T. Robot
Kevin Murphy as Tom Servo
Zoe McLellan as Logan St. Claire
Tobey Maguire as Peter Parker/Spider-Man
Ben Affleck as Matt Murdock/Daredevil
Willem Dafoe as the Green Goblin
Colin Farrell as Bullseye
Mary Jo Pehl as The Oricle
Special Guest Appearance by Bruce Campbell as Ashly "Ash" Williams
And Joel Hodgson as Joel Robinson
Written and Directed by Torgo
(Mike, Joel, and Logan are loading stuff up into the Oldsmobile)
Logan: So why exactly are we going to New York, again?
Joel: To put a stop to this once and for all. I'm sick of being this guy's little puppet. Dancing just because he writes it down on the internet.
Tom: That's a little harsh, Joel. I don't recall you dancing at all.
(Joel grabs Logan by the waist and they begin to Tango)
Joel: See?
Tom: Ah. I see what you're getting at.
(Logan pulls herself away from Joel and walks over to Ash)
Logan: You sure we can take your car?
Ash: Go ahead. I was probably going to sell it anyway. I've had it for 600 years, you just got to know when to let go.
Logan: You want to come with?
Ash: Naw. My place is here.
Logan: Well, it was fun while it lasted.
(Logan gives Ash a goodbye kiss and the group piles into the car, wave at Ash, and drive off)
Ash: Now...how the hell am I supposed to get home...
Voice from the woods: Join us...
(Ash pulls out his shotgun)
Ash: Come and get some...