Crossover Episode Pitch Game

[Afgncaap5]

Now, here we go: pitch a brief crossover plot to us, the viewers at home. A reasonable crossover between MST3K and some other TV show. For instance....

MST3K And The X-Files: Mulder just *knows* that something fishy is going on at the Gizmonic Institute, and is desperately rifling through all files to trace the mysterious actions of a scientist known as "Dr. Clayton Forrester." Meanwhile, Scully is having trouble tracing several phone calls that keep getting routed to her branch of the FBI: some nut claiming to be actively on board a space craft. She'd just hang up on him, but he keeps calling. No matter how she explains it to him that it's not possible, this guy INSISTS that he's in outer space, and being forced to watch movies, of all things.

So...any other ideas?

[spacechief]

The SOL goes to the year 2063 and accidentally runs into Cochrane's first warp ship, thus stopping First Contact. Picard is forced to go back in time and stop the disaster. In the end, Mike (or Joel, you decide) and Crow die painful deaths and Riker must take Mike's place and Data replaces Crow as the other robot, so as to avoid causing a time paradox where MST3K just stopped and all us Misties took to the streets and killed everyone.

[Afgncaap5]

Rod Serling replaces Dr. Forester, introducing an environment when movies, sometimes used as a form of pleasure, are now used to inflict madenning pain. All this and more on....The Twilight Zone.

[Don Quixote]

...There's a big pullout to a snowglobe, with the SOL inside it. The sleeping man holding the snowglobe keeps saying 'Hi-Keeba!' in his sleep over and over again, and then drops the snowglobe.