Post by spacechief on Feb 27, 2006 4:42:07 GMT -5
I mentioned a few days ago on the the main forum that it would be cool if MST3K ever gets picked back up again for TV that they could do a Thanksgiving Day marathon with new bumpers. Here is my idea for that script.
Camera activates through snow and loud noises to show Pearl Forrester leaning over the camera messing with it
Pearl: Is this thing on? Come on.... Oh! It's on! [Pearl backs up and you can see that the entire television studio is trashed and Pearl is holding a grenade launcher and an uzi]
Pearl: Hi everyone! My name is Pearl Forrester and I'm here to enslave the earth! I just wanted to take over this TV station to inform you that I am re-starting my experiments that my proud family did for 10 years! Now you may be thinking 'But Mrs. Forrester, your experimentees... umm... your experimenters... oh whatvever, the 3 guys got away!'. Well naturally this was all part of my plan. Sort of a "OK you can leave and become free... NOT!" type plan. So now I just need to call Nielsen and his sidekicks and inform them that they are now, once again, my slaves. [dials phone]
Mike's Voice Over Phone: Hi there, this is Mike Nelson, I'm not at home right now so please leave a message after the beep.
Pearl: [slamming phone down] Oh Darn it! Lets see here [looking through phone book] Crow, crow, crow, ah! Crow T. Robot. [dials phone]
Mike's Voice Over Phone: Hi there, this is Mike Nelson, Crow isn't home either right now. You can call Tom but I seriously doubt he'll answer either since we all have the same phone number. Please leave a message after the beep.
Pearl: Oh come on! Well now what? Lets see... I have a TV studio... I have a bunch of old experiments that I was planning on watching later on... Maybe I could show everyone what a great job Mike had and then I could get some volunteers! Yeah! That's it! Here's the first experiment! [starts movie]
[after movie, cuts back in with Pearl talking on phone]
Pearl: Yeah so then they banished me to some far away island after I tried to help Qatar take over the world, [sigh] but then I escaped and led a bloody revolution to again become supreme dictator and...
Voice Over Phone: At the sound of the tone the time will be 3:30 PM
Pearl: Oh shut up! [throws receiver across room and puts head in hands] What did I do to deserve this? I mean just look at this Reunion List I got for the crew! [holds up piece of paper] Mike Nelson: Missing, Joel Robinson: Missing, Art T. Crow: Missing, Servo: Missing, Frank: Dead, Clayton: Dead, Brain Guy: Evolved beyond existance, Bobo: Well, Bobo checked in but seeing as I'd rather be eaten alive by fire ants than see Bobo again... wellllll.... Anyways you can see that being as evil as I am leads you to be extremely lonely! So please join me! Here's another experiment for all you.
[after movie]
Pearl: Well that's all for me. You're all getting one more experiment but I just saw on the news that the UN in moving in on this place to capture me so I've gotta run. If you would like to join just send me a letter and I'll send you a free questionairre. Just fill it out and check which position you'd like to fill: A: Huge Pink Guy B: Short Chubby Red Thing C: Golden Spider Duck. So long everyone. [cuts out]
Camera activates through snow and loud noises to show Pearl Forrester leaning over the camera messing with it
Pearl: Is this thing on? Come on.... Oh! It's on! [Pearl backs up and you can see that the entire television studio is trashed and Pearl is holding a grenade launcher and an uzi]
Pearl: Hi everyone! My name is Pearl Forrester and I'm here to enslave the earth! I just wanted to take over this TV station to inform you that I am re-starting my experiments that my proud family did for 10 years! Now you may be thinking 'But Mrs. Forrester, your experimentees... umm... your experimenters... oh whatvever, the 3 guys got away!'. Well naturally this was all part of my plan. Sort of a "OK you can leave and become free... NOT!" type plan. So now I just need to call Nielsen and his sidekicks and inform them that they are now, once again, my slaves. [dials phone]
Mike's Voice Over Phone: Hi there, this is Mike Nelson, I'm not at home right now so please leave a message after the beep.
Pearl: [slamming phone down] Oh Darn it! Lets see here [looking through phone book] Crow, crow, crow, ah! Crow T. Robot. [dials phone]
Mike's Voice Over Phone: Hi there, this is Mike Nelson, Crow isn't home either right now. You can call Tom but I seriously doubt he'll answer either since we all have the same phone number. Please leave a message after the beep.
Pearl: Oh come on! Well now what? Lets see... I have a TV studio... I have a bunch of old experiments that I was planning on watching later on... Maybe I could show everyone what a great job Mike had and then I could get some volunteers! Yeah! That's it! Here's the first experiment! [starts movie]
[after movie, cuts back in with Pearl talking on phone]
Pearl: Yeah so then they banished me to some far away island after I tried to help Qatar take over the world, [sigh] but then I escaped and led a bloody revolution to again become supreme dictator and...
Voice Over Phone: At the sound of the tone the time will be 3:30 PM
Pearl: Oh shut up! [throws receiver across room and puts head in hands] What did I do to deserve this? I mean just look at this Reunion List I got for the crew! [holds up piece of paper] Mike Nelson: Missing, Joel Robinson: Missing, Art T. Crow: Missing, Servo: Missing, Frank: Dead, Clayton: Dead, Brain Guy: Evolved beyond existance, Bobo: Well, Bobo checked in but seeing as I'd rather be eaten alive by fire ants than see Bobo again... wellllll.... Anyways you can see that being as evil as I am leads you to be extremely lonely! So please join me! Here's another experiment for all you.
[after movie]
Pearl: Well that's all for me. You're all getting one more experiment but I just saw on the news that the UN in moving in on this place to capture me so I've gotta run. If you would like to join just send me a letter and I'll send you a free questionairre. Just fill it out and check which position you'd like to fill: A: Huge Pink Guy B: Short Chubby Red Thing C: Golden Spider Duck. So long everyone. [cuts out]
