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Post by CroughtyRhobaut on Jun 11, 2006 23:28:12 GMT -5
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Post by laughinghobgoblin on Jun 11, 2006 23:55:29 GMT -5
Good stuff.
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Post by Bixby Snyder on Jun 13, 2006 23:23:16 GMT -5
This is great, did you write this? and if you did, are you gonna make a fan vid?
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Post by CroughtyRhobaut on Jun 13, 2006 23:58:07 GMT -5
This is great, did you write this? and if you did, are you gonna make a fan vid? Thanks! Yup, I wrote it. I would make a fan vid, but I no way could I do the voices. |
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Post by Torgo on Jun 14, 2006 0:36:37 GMT -5
This is great, did you write this? and if you did, are you gonna make a fan vid? Thanks! Yup, I wrote it. I would make a fan vid, but I no way could I do the voices. That's what I wanted to hear. I was holding off on moving this to Crow's Art because I wasn't sure if it was an original, but now I shall. |
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Post by CroughtyRhobaut on Jun 16, 2006 20:30:00 GMT -5
Thanks! Yup, I wrote it. I would make a fan vid, but I no way could I do the voices. That's what I wanted to hear. I was holding off on moving this to Crow's Art because I wasn't sure if it was an original, but now I shall. Is that a good thing? Sorry If I posted in the wrong place. |
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Post by Continuing Legend on Mar 27, 2007 21:59:05 GMT -5
Hey, this is awesome! I just started working on my own, but this is a lot better.
I was planning on writing in host segments and everything, though. If you're also a Buffy and Angel-the-series fan, you'll appreciate the first host segments more...
Anyway, this is what I had.
0, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, dog-bone…
Satellite of Love. Normal view of everyone on the bridge, including Gypsy. Crow is wearing a fake animal-skin tunic and carrying a club; Servo is wearing a spacesuit.
MIKE: Hi everyone. Welcome to the Satellite of Love. Servo and Crow here were watching some episodes of Angel and now we've set up a little debate. The topic: Astronauts versus cavemen. Crow here will be arguing on the side of cavemen...
CROW grunts.
MIKE: ...and Servo is here to argue the side of the astronauts. Servo, you start.
SERVO: Thanks, Mike. All right. Let's look at the technological advancements of the astronauts. We have spaceships, we have the ability to travel off-planet. We've put people in orbit and we've put men on the moon! This is clearly a display of high intelligence that any caveman (he indicates CROW) could never possibly achieve! We have the technology! We have the spaceships! We have the Death Star--
MIKE: Uh, Servo, I'm pretty sure we don't actually have the Death Star.
SERVO (ignoring MIKE): We have the Death Star! We are capable and strong and technologically advanced and therefore, clearly superior to the caveman. Thank you.
MIKE: All right, Crow, your turn.
CROW picks up his club and hits SERVO on the head. SERVO falls behind the table, out of sight. MIKE sighs.
GYPSY: I think cavemen win.
MIKE: Crow, I think you broke him.
CROW: Eegah. Shtemlo.
Commercial light flashes.
MIKE: We'll be right back.
Planet logo. Commercials.
Back on SoL. Crow and Servo are back to normal.
MIKE: All right, all right, I think we've learned our lesson. No more debates sparked by late-night Angel marathons, all right?
SERVO: No, no, Mike, that was fun! Let's have more! Crow, who's better for Buffy: Angel or Spike?
GYPSY: I like Riley.
SERVO: Angel is clearly Buffy's one true love!
CROW: You're only saying that 'cause he picked astronauts.
SERVO: Well, what, you think it's Spike?
CROW: No, actually, I think it's Faith.
MIKE: Crow!
SERVO: No, no, Mike, he has a good point. They're both Slayers – it works so perfectly!
MIKE seems to contemplate this for a moment. The light flashes.
CROW: Wolfram and Hart are calling.
MIKE pushes the button.
In Castle Forrester, BOBO is chasing BRAIN GUY. BOBO is wearing a blond wig and carrying a wooden stake; BRAIN GUY is just running in fear. They run off-screen.
PEARL: Thanks a lot, Nelson. Your little Angel marathon inspired Bobo and Brain Guy here to start watching Buffy and now Bobo’s gone crazy thinking he's the next Vampire Slayer.
BRAIN GUY (off-screen): I'm not a vampire!
BOBO (off-screen): Sorry, Brain Guy, this is my sacred duty!
On the SoL, Mike and the BOTS watch, stunned.
CROW: ...Aren't all Slayers girls?
In Castle Forrester, PEARL rolls her eyes.
PEARL: Yes, we explained that to him.
BOBO (off-screen): I am the Chosen One! The one girl in all the world--
On the SoL, MIKE and the BOTS look disturbed.
MIKE: That's... that’s great, Pearl. So... I guess that's it, then…
In Castle Forrester, PEARL narrows her eyes.
PEARL (holding up a movie): Oh, no, I haven't forgotten your movie. It's another Joss Whedon adventure by the name of Serenity. Hey, Brain Guy, send them the movie.
BRAIN GUY (off-screen): I can't right now!
PEARL: Ugh. Bobo! Vampires! Outside!
BOBO runs on-screen, frantic.
BOBO: Where?
PEARL: Outside.
BOBO: Pearl, isn't that where you set up the giant mousetraps?
PEARL: Yes...?
BOBO: Well, okay then!
BOBO walks off-screen. A loud snapping sound is heard, and then BOBO screams off-screen, in pain. BRAIN GUY walks back on-screen. He concentrates, and the movie in PEARL'S hands disappears.
On the SoL, alarms sound everywhere.
MIKE: We've got movie sign!
Dog-bone, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, 0…
MIKE and the BOTS enter the theatre.
A woman is speaking.
WOMAN: Earth-That-Was could no longer sustain our numbers, we were so many. We found a new solar system. Dozens of planets and hundreds of moons.
SERVO (Carl Sagan): Billions and billions...!
Each one terraformed, a process taking decades, to support human life. To be new Earths.
CROW: Or not to be new Earths. That is the question.
The central planets formed the Alliance. Ruled by an interplanetary parliament, the Alliance was a beacon of civilization.
CROW: A bacon of civilization? This isn't Canadian, is it?
MIKE: She said beacon!
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