Post by mdupont on Nov 12, 2006 19:57:25 GMT -5
After viewing this forum, I have gathered enough horrible movies that would make 3 complete seasons. Ideas from people here, me, and the B-Movie database. I wont write scripts, but I will write summaries about what the episode is about, besides what movie they watch. For now, I will post the Season 11 song, episode lists and the first 3 Season 11 summaries. More will be done later.
Season 11 Song:
In the not to distant future, somewhere in Time and Space,
Mike Nelson and his robot pals are caught in a nasty place
Trapped by the evil Lexor Ni, an evil dude who makes them cry
from his floating castle in space, he hurts those up above
So he can torture all the captives on the Satellite of Love!
I'll send them cheesy movies, the worst I can find! LALALA
I'll make them sit and watch them all and i'll monitor his mind! LALALA
Keep in mind Mike can't control where the movies begin or end. LALALA.
He'll try to keep his sanity with the help of his robot friends!
Robot Roll call! Cambot! Gypsy! Tom Servo! Crowwwww! Your probably wondering how he eats or breathes, or other science facts.
Just repeat to yourself it's just a show, so maybe you should relax!
It's Mystery Science Theater 3000!
Season 12 Song: Coming Soon!
Season 13 Song: Coming Soon!
Season 11:
1101 - Wasp Woman
1102 - Reefer Madness
1103 - The Galaxy Invader
1104 - The Howling II
1105 - Trilogy of Terror 2
1106 - Silent Running
1107 - Message From Space
1108 - Xtro
1109 - All Night Long, Part I
1110 - Trick or Treat
1111 - They Come From Beyond
1112 - Voyage of the Rock Aliens
1113 - Atomic Age Vampire
1114 - Curse of the Swamp Creature
1115 - Santa & The Ice Cream Bunny
1116 - The Devil Bat
1117 - The Night of the Lepus
1118 - Fer De Lance
1119 - Laser Mission
1120 - The Howling III
1121 - Halloween III: Season of Witches
1122 - Pumpkin Head 2
1123 - Hollywood After Dark
1124 - Xtro II
1125 - Frogs
1126 - Giant of Marathon
1127 - Remo Williams: The Adventure
1128 - Night of the Dark Shadows
1129 - Silver Bullet
1130 - The Little Shop of Horrors
Season 12:
1201 - Night of the Living Dead
1202 - Felony
1203 - Gods of Wu-Tang
1204 - Killers From Space
1205 - Blood Freak
1206 - House of Dark Shadows
1207 - Adventures in Dinosaur City
1208 - Voodoo Acadamy
1209 - C.C. and Company
1210 - Reptilian
1211 - Cool As Ice
1212 - Revolt of the Zombies
1213 - Captain America (1991)
1214 - Battle Beyond the Stars
1215 - The Wild Women of Wongo
1216 - Octopus
1217 - Xtro III
1218 - The Blob
1219 - Spring Break Shark Attack
1220 - She Gods of Shark Reef
1221 - The Strangers Gundown
1222 - Prophecy
1223 - From Hell it Came
1224 - Godzilla vs. Hedoran
1225 - Beyond the Door
1226 - Rockin' With Satan
1227 - Yor Huner of the Future
1228 - Troll 2
1229 - The Crow: Wicked Prayer
1230 - The Brain From Planet Arous
Season 13:
1301 - The Revenge of Doctor X
1302 - Lord of the Flies (black and white)
1303 - Heartbeeps
1304 - The Never Ending Story II
1305 - Nightfall
1306 - Mosquito
1307 - Thomas & The Magic Railroad
1308 - The Thing With Two Heads
1309 - Damnation Alley
1310 - Creature From the Haunted Sea
1311 - The Mummy's Ghost
1312 - Stop It, Your Killing Me
1313 - Killdozer
1314 - 1776
1315 - The X From Outer Space
1316 - The Never Ending Story III
1317 - Alligator
1318 - Charro
1319 - Shock Waves
1320 - To Kill A Mocking Bird
1321 - Food of the Gods
1322 - Xanadu
1323 - The Manster
1324 - Robo C.H.I.C.
1325 - Starcrash
1326 - The Seven Doors to Hell
1327 - Moment by Moment
1328 - Pranks: The Dorm That Dripped Blood
1329 - The Man And The Monster
1330 - Fantasy Mission Force
MST3K The Movie 2: Millenium
Season 11 Summaries:
1101: Wasp Woman
Mike and the bots are on Earth safe and sound in the year 2530, and are enjoying themselves immensly. Meanwhile, in a floating Castle called "J.O.H.N." The evil Vexorious Ninaken, or Vexor Ni for short is an evil man with cornrolls and ponytails with white skin, and colored hair that matched his eye shadow, lipstick, and outfit. It changes color everyday. Vexor bought Pearl's book and read about Mike Nelson. Vexor thought that if Pearl couldn't stop him, he will! He captures Pearl as a hostage and keeps her in an indestructable sound proof tube. She is fed and given drinks, but is not allowed out. Now that Vexor has captured Pearl, he asks his assistants Wesley and Snipes to send Mike a Special e-mail.
Mikes gets the email that says "Meet Roger Corman Live!" with an address. Mikes and the bots felt it was a great opportunity to finally ask him about all his bad movies. As soon as the enter the building, there was no one else there. Then the bots and Mike realize that that Corman has to be dead by now due to the year. Mike finds a light, and they are in the Satellite of Love disguised as a rundown building. Vexor controls it from his castle and locks the doors. The SOL launches and up in space it goes. Mike and the Bots are afraid and the movie sign pops on, and they head into the theater.
After that, Vexor reveals himself and says if they don't want their ship to be destroyed, they must rescue Pearl. However, Vexor reveals that he is short on cash and couldn't afford weapons so he bought a lot of bad movies for them to watch. He said they are forced to watch each one until their mind explodes. Mike and the Bots have no choice but the stay on the SOL again, but they might enjoy it again like they did last time.
Soon, the SOL and J.O.H.N. crashes into a foggy planet called Heiku and are not allowed to come out because they will die if they do due to the climate. So this episode ends with both ships stuck on a foggy planet.
1102: Reefer Madness
Vexor is mad that Mike and Bots weren't destroyed when they crashed. The the residence of Heiku, called the Heikukans examine J.O.H.N. and give Vexor, Snipes, and Wesley special suits leaving Pearl alone. Too keep her company, Vexor invites some of the Heikukan children on board. They are loud and kick Pearl's case. Unfortunately, she can hear all the sounds, but they can't hear her.
Meanwhile the bots have fun by throwing darts at carboard cutouts of Pearl and Vexor. Soon after, the bots imagine what questions they would have asked Roger Corman if they did meet him.
When Vexor and the crew get back on board, he brings the leader of Keiku named Geofule with him. He asks if he can fix J.O.H.N. and Geofule does, for a price. Now Vexor's castle ship is working again, but he also has to raise an egg layed by a creature called Badmoovey. It will hatch into a bad movie monster in 30 days. They leave the SOL behind since Vexor thinks they will die and prepares to destroy Earth. Mike and Bots worry.
1103: The Galaxy Invader
Mike and the Bots can finally launch from the the planet, but they must carry an egg to as a gift for visiting. Tom notices how the residents smell funny and are deformed. Mike soon tells Tom to shush and they begin the launch.
Vexor tells Pearl that Earth will be destroyed now because Mike couldn't save her. Pearl doesn't care because she hates earth anyway. Vexor then feels stupid and chooses to kill Pearl instead. Wesley and Snipes see Mike and the Bots on the monitor again and says they are alive. Vexor is cross that they are alive and sends them a movie.
A segment includes Crow teasing Vexor about his hair and Wesley telling Snipes about how Vexor is allergic to cranberry pudding and other embarassing facts. Vexor gets peeved and sends Wesley and Snipes to the dungeon to clean it with a toothbrush.
Once the movie is over, Vexor vows to Mike and the bots that he will blow up their brains with bad movies. And he wont stop until he does, but for now, Pearl is at stake. Even though Mike and the bots hate Pearl, acting like super heroes sounds cool and promise Pearl that they will rescue her.
Season 11 Song:
In the not to distant future, somewhere in Time and Space,
Mike Nelson and his robot pals are caught in a nasty place
Trapped by the evil Lexor Ni, an evil dude who makes them cry
from his floating castle in space, he hurts those up above
So he can torture all the captives on the Satellite of Love!
I'll send them cheesy movies, the worst I can find! LALALA
I'll make them sit and watch them all and i'll monitor his mind! LALALA
Keep in mind Mike can't control where the movies begin or end. LALALA.
He'll try to keep his sanity with the help of his robot friends!
Robot Roll call! Cambot! Gypsy! Tom Servo! Crowwwww! Your probably wondering how he eats or breathes, or other science facts.
Just repeat to yourself it's just a show, so maybe you should relax!
It's Mystery Science Theater 3000!
Season 12 Song: Coming Soon!
Season 13 Song: Coming Soon!
Season 11:
1101 - Wasp Woman
1102 - Reefer Madness
1103 - The Galaxy Invader
1104 - The Howling II
1105 - Trilogy of Terror 2
1106 - Silent Running
1107 - Message From Space
1108 - Xtro
1109 - All Night Long, Part I
1110 - Trick or Treat
1111 - They Come From Beyond
1112 - Voyage of the Rock Aliens
1113 - Atomic Age Vampire
1114 - Curse of the Swamp Creature
1115 - Santa & The Ice Cream Bunny
1116 - The Devil Bat
1117 - The Night of the Lepus
1118 - Fer De Lance
1119 - Laser Mission
1120 - The Howling III
1121 - Halloween III: Season of Witches
1122 - Pumpkin Head 2
1123 - Hollywood After Dark
1124 - Xtro II
1125 - Frogs
1126 - Giant of Marathon
1127 - Remo Williams: The Adventure
1128 - Night of the Dark Shadows
1129 - Silver Bullet
1130 - The Little Shop of Horrors
Season 12:
1201 - Night of the Living Dead
1202 - Felony
1203 - Gods of Wu-Tang
1204 - Killers From Space
1205 - Blood Freak
1206 - House of Dark Shadows
1207 - Adventures in Dinosaur City
1208 - Voodoo Acadamy
1209 - C.C. and Company
1210 - Reptilian
1211 - Cool As Ice
1212 - Revolt of the Zombies
1213 - Captain America (1991)
1214 - Battle Beyond the Stars
1215 - The Wild Women of Wongo
1216 - Octopus
1217 - Xtro III
1218 - The Blob
1219 - Spring Break Shark Attack
1220 - She Gods of Shark Reef
1221 - The Strangers Gundown
1222 - Prophecy
1223 - From Hell it Came
1224 - Godzilla vs. Hedoran
1225 - Beyond the Door
1226 - Rockin' With Satan
1227 - Yor Huner of the Future
1228 - Troll 2
1229 - The Crow: Wicked Prayer
1230 - The Brain From Planet Arous
Season 13:
1301 - The Revenge of Doctor X
1302 - Lord of the Flies (black and white)
1303 - Heartbeeps
1304 - The Never Ending Story II
1305 - Nightfall
1306 - Mosquito
1307 - Thomas & The Magic Railroad
1308 - The Thing With Two Heads
1309 - Damnation Alley
1310 - Creature From the Haunted Sea
1311 - The Mummy's Ghost
1312 - Stop It, Your Killing Me
1313 - Killdozer
1314 - 1776
1315 - The X From Outer Space
1316 - The Never Ending Story III
1317 - Alligator
1318 - Charro
1319 - Shock Waves
1320 - To Kill A Mocking Bird
1321 - Food of the Gods
1322 - Xanadu
1323 - The Manster
1324 - Robo C.H.I.C.
1325 - Starcrash
1326 - The Seven Doors to Hell
1327 - Moment by Moment
1328 - Pranks: The Dorm That Dripped Blood
1329 - The Man And The Monster
1330 - Fantasy Mission Force
MST3K The Movie 2: Millenium
Season 11 Summaries:
1101: Wasp Woman
Mike and the bots are on Earth safe and sound in the year 2530, and are enjoying themselves immensly. Meanwhile, in a floating Castle called "J.O.H.N." The evil Vexorious Ninaken, or Vexor Ni for short is an evil man with cornrolls and ponytails with white skin, and colored hair that matched his eye shadow, lipstick, and outfit. It changes color everyday. Vexor bought Pearl's book and read about Mike Nelson. Vexor thought that if Pearl couldn't stop him, he will! He captures Pearl as a hostage and keeps her in an indestructable sound proof tube. She is fed and given drinks, but is not allowed out. Now that Vexor has captured Pearl, he asks his assistants Wesley and Snipes to send Mike a Special e-mail.
Mikes gets the email that says "Meet Roger Corman Live!" with an address. Mikes and the bots felt it was a great opportunity to finally ask him about all his bad movies. As soon as the enter the building, there was no one else there. Then the bots and Mike realize that that Corman has to be dead by now due to the year. Mike finds a light, and they are in the Satellite of Love disguised as a rundown building. Vexor controls it from his castle and locks the doors. The SOL launches and up in space it goes. Mike and the Bots are afraid and the movie sign pops on, and they head into the theater.
After that, Vexor reveals himself and says if they don't want their ship to be destroyed, they must rescue Pearl. However, Vexor reveals that he is short on cash and couldn't afford weapons so he bought a lot of bad movies for them to watch. He said they are forced to watch each one until their mind explodes. Mike and the Bots have no choice but the stay on the SOL again, but they might enjoy it again like they did last time.
Soon, the SOL and J.O.H.N. crashes into a foggy planet called Heiku and are not allowed to come out because they will die if they do due to the climate. So this episode ends with both ships stuck on a foggy planet.
1102: Reefer Madness
Vexor is mad that Mike and Bots weren't destroyed when they crashed. The the residence of Heiku, called the Heikukans examine J.O.H.N. and give Vexor, Snipes, and Wesley special suits leaving Pearl alone. Too keep her company, Vexor invites some of the Heikukan children on board. They are loud and kick Pearl's case. Unfortunately, she can hear all the sounds, but they can't hear her.
Meanwhile the bots have fun by throwing darts at carboard cutouts of Pearl and Vexor. Soon after, the bots imagine what questions they would have asked Roger Corman if they did meet him.
When Vexor and the crew get back on board, he brings the leader of Keiku named Geofule with him. He asks if he can fix J.O.H.N. and Geofule does, for a price. Now Vexor's castle ship is working again, but he also has to raise an egg layed by a creature called Badmoovey. It will hatch into a bad movie monster in 30 days. They leave the SOL behind since Vexor thinks they will die and prepares to destroy Earth. Mike and Bots worry.
1103: The Galaxy Invader
Mike and the Bots can finally launch from the the planet, but they must carry an egg to as a gift for visiting. Tom notices how the residents smell funny and are deformed. Mike soon tells Tom to shush and they begin the launch.
Vexor tells Pearl that Earth will be destroyed now because Mike couldn't save her. Pearl doesn't care because she hates earth anyway. Vexor then feels stupid and chooses to kill Pearl instead. Wesley and Snipes see Mike and the Bots on the monitor again and says they are alive. Vexor is cross that they are alive and sends them a movie.
A segment includes Crow teasing Vexor about his hair and Wesley telling Snipes about how Vexor is allergic to cranberry pudding and other embarassing facts. Vexor gets peeved and sends Wesley and Snipes to the dungeon to clean it with a toothbrush.
Once the movie is over, Vexor vows to Mike and the bots that he will blow up their brains with bad movies. And he wont stop until he does, but for now, Pearl is at stake. Even though Mike and the bots hate Pearl, acting like super heroes sounds cool and promise Pearl that they will rescue her.