Post by Rexington on Dec 16, 2007 17:45:31 GMT -5
Hi. You may not know me. But I my know you...You're wearing my favorite shirt of yours right now... It looks fantastic on you.
ANYWAY.
I've got a bit of a MSTing sample here for yuns. I do alot of this dying art, though most if it doesn't make internet waves. And I just wanted to know what the MST3K community thought.
Now, I'm too lazy to write host segments, seeing as I usually never finish a story, so I'll just introduce the characters here.
Rexington 'Rex' Coniglio: An anthropomorphic Snowshoe hare. White fur. For it is winter. He's got a bit of a temper on him and a mind that needs to be cleaned up with that oak tree growing in the gutter. I rarely write a MSTing without some dirty little joke from him.
Duncan Mitchelson: A Green, Anthropomorphic kitty. Rex's bestest buddy and labrat. He often sits with Duncan and read/watches the horrible fics he finds for comical effects. If need be, though, Rex will switch him out for a new person. Kind of like how the Doctor goes through Companions like Kleenex.
Anyway. On with the show. Tonights sample is one of my favorite stories. A Kingdom Hearts knockoff set to the tune of Nickelodeon Original Cartoons called 'Twilight Moon'. A Descriptive master piece that's like pot for the eyes!
Enjoy.
Twilight Moon
Chapter 1: First impressions are very important
One day there was a fourteen year old girl named Lizz.
Duncan: Nah! We're just yanking your chain.
When she got home she turned on the T.V to Nickelodeon
Rex: And got electrocuted.
and ‘Jimmy Neutron’ was on, it was one of her favorite shows.
Duncan: Next to 'Boring history talk' on P.B.S.
Rex: [boring voice man] And in 1776 the declaration of indepence was signed by John Hancock, Benjamin Franklin, Thomas Jefferson....[etc]
She wished she could meet them in person, but everyone knows he’s not real, but she always thought he was.
Duncan: She also lived in the basement with grandma!
“I wish I could meet the Nicktoons”
Rex: [Lizz] And have friends.
Lizz told herself. Then all of a sudden the T.V. went blank. “That’s weird, what’s going on?”
She walked over to the T.V. and a green portal appeared in front of her, she jumped back scared,
Rex: And fell through the floor.
but slowly put her hand through it, and then put her head through to look inside,
Duncan: Not taking into consideration the dangers she could be in.
but then she stumbled in. After taking a long drop, she got up and looked around, the place looked like a science lab, but somewhat familiar.
“Wow, what is this place?” Lizz asked herself. “This can’t possibly be…”
Rex: But it is!
Duncan: Velcome to Soviet Russia!
Then Goddard appeared, “Bark! Bark! Brrr!” causing Lizz to scream.
“Ahhh! You’re Goddard! But how?”
Rex: Through the magic of not taking your medication!
“Goddard, down boy!” Jimmy Neutron ordered as he came into view.
Duncan: Today's guest host on the View, Jimmy Neutron!
Rex: (Barbara Walters) You're a vewy smart young man.
“And you’re Jimmy Neutron.” Lizz recognized.
Rex: [the chair guy] The Lizz recognizes Jimmy Neutron.
“Is this a joke? Am I dreaming?”
“I know this may seem weird to you,” Jimmy tried explaining. “Considering, you’re a viewer.”
“A what?”
Duncan: A moron, also.
“’Viewer’, you know, the ones who watch us from the real world.”
Duncan: [Lizz] No, I watch you on the Road Rules.
“You mean, you know you’re a cartoon?” Lizz asked confused and surprised.
Rex: She was Confised!
“Of coarse I do, why wouldn’t I?” Jimmy answered. “We all know.”
“Oh… who’s ‘we’?”
Duncan: [Jimmy] We are. We loves the precious.
“Everyone in my world and even the other worlds, but maybe I should start explaining. Ever since this morning, strange creatures, I believe are called ‘animatics’ have been coming out of portals of darkness and into other worlds.
Rex: But of course, they, in no way, resemble Heartless.
I’m still not sure where the source is, but if I keep looking I’m sure I can find it.”
Duncan: [Jimmy] But if I don't I'm sure I will find it anyway.
“But what does that have to do with me?” Lizz asked.
“According to toon legend, there is a weapon called the ‘sword of light’ it is said to believe to be more powerful than any other toon. But it can only be wielded by a viewer.”
“You mean that’s me?”
Duncan: Yes, you are our Sora knock off.
“Well actually, I was trying to summon the sword of light master,
Rex: With occult rituals.
but instead it brought you instead.
Lizz got a bit disappointed that Jimmy brought her by mistake. “Well… I guess I’ll go then.”
Jimmy stopped her from walking away. “Wait, I can still use your help to stop these animatics, at least until I find the sword of light master.”
“Okay, so… how do we get to other worlds?”
Rex: Why, in the Gummi ship of course!
Duncan: Wrong Crossover series.
Rex: Oh~.
“Just step through my Wormhole Generator.”
“I wonder which world we’re going to first
Duncan: [Senor Diablo] Welcome to Hell!
Rex: [JTHM] -weilds a knife and looks crazy-
Jimmy and Lizz
-joke emitted for rating purposes-
stepped through the Wormhole Generator.
They came out through the portal and came to another world. It was Dimmsdale.
Duncan: Home of morons.
Rex: Lizz's home town!
“Wow that was kinda fun.” Lizz said excited. Then she saw something up ahead. “Hey, what’s that?!”
Rex: It's a car!
Duncan: SPLAT!
They saw small, gray, paper creatures terrorizing the people and destroying stuff.
Duncan: She describes it so well, it's like I'm there.
“The animatics, they’re here too.” Jimmy recognized them.
A little boy was trying to fight the animatics with a weapon that flings stars,
Rex: But since Stars are massive burning bodies, everyone died.
but there were so many, he was starting to lose.
“We should help him,” Jimmy said taking out his tornado blaster. “Let’s go!”
“But I don’t have anything to fight those things with!” Lizz told him.
Duncan: I want to see her turn into Sailor Moon, how about you?
Rex: I want to see her turn into a man ala Ranma.
“Well… then you stay here and I’ll call you when it’s safe.”
Duncan: -five seconds later-It's safe!
Rex: [Lizz] Oh, Oka- DEAD!
Jimmy ran off to the kid to help him fight the animatics, leaving Lizz alone.
Both: -singing- Lonely! I'm so lonely~!
I can’t believe it; I always thought that when I meet Jimmy Neutron, it would be cool,
Duncan: When meaning she would in the future.
Rex: Coo-Coo.
Lizz thought to herself. I just hope that sword of light master comes soon Then she saw an animatic about to slice Jimmy with its claws. “Jimmy look out!” She warned as she started running toward him.
Suddenly a bright light appeared around her What? When the light was gone, a big, white sword appeared in her hand. “Wow a sword, but how?”
Duncan: OMG, NO! SHE'S THE WEILDER?
Rex: -heartattack-
Then she remembered about Jimmy, and quickly rushed toward the animatics. Everytime she would slice them with her sword, they would rip into paper and disappear.
“That was awesome!” The boy said.
Lizz immediately recognized him. “Hey, you’re Timmy Turner.” Then Cosmo and Wanda poof from being Timmy’s star flinger to their normal selves, and float over Timmy. “And you guys are Cosmo and Wanda.”
“And you’re Pinky
Duncan: And you're the Brain. What's your point?
from the reunion, I was there and Wanda, you were there ahhh good times good times.” Cosmo said for no reason.
“No, actually my name is Lizz.”
Duncan: And I'm an alchoholic.
Rex: -boredly-Hi Lizz...
“Hi Lizz, I’m Timmy,” Timmy introduced. “Which you already know because you just said my name and… oh my gosh, you know about Cosmo and Wanda?!”
“Of coarse she does,” Jimmy told him. “Lizz is a viewer, so she knows all about your programs.”
Duncan: She has no life, what so ever.
“Right, a viewer.” Timmy replied unsure.
Rex:No, Left a viewer.
Wanda started whispering in Timmy’s ear, “Viewers have acceptions, so even if she does know, it wouldn’t matter.”
Duncan: 'Cause no one cares about the ugly chick.
“Yeah, but what about Neutron, he can’t know.” Timmy looked over and saw Lizz and Cosmo talking and laughing.
Lizz called over to Timmy, “Hey Timmy, I really like your ‘computer programs’!”
Timmy smiled and knew he could trust her, for even Lizz knew not even Jimmy could know Timmy had fairy godparents. “So what were those creatures we were fighting?” Timmy asked.
Duncan: [Jimmy] Nothing, Just Gay Rights prostesters.
Jimmy answered, “Those were animatics. I heard that they’re incomplete toons brought to life by dark energy.
Rex: Like Heartle-
Duncan: SHUSH! IT'S ORIGINAL!
I just don’t know where or who is releasing them into our worlds,
Rex: Like Xem-
Duncan: Shush!
but now that Lizz is the sword of light master, she can stop them and restore the balance to all our worlds.”
Duncan: Like Sor-
Rex: SHUT UP!
All of a sudden, a nervous face appeared on Lizz,
Duncan: [Lizz] AH! AH! GET IT OFF!
after a few seconds she broke out of shock. “What?! I can’t be the sword of light master, I’m fourteen. Can’t you just get someone else?”
Rex: [Jimmy] -sigh- Call Mickey, we'll borrow his chosen one.
“Lizz, you just can’t get someone else, you have to-“
“Oh yeah?” Lizz interrupted as she looked at Timmy, Wanda, and then Cosmo. “Cosmo, congratulations, you’re the new sword of light master.” She gave him the sword.
Duncan: But seeing Cosmo was a tiny man, he fell from the sky trying to hold the damn thing.
Cosmo got excited. “This is great! Finally, I-“ Then the handle of the sword heated up in his hand. “AHHH! IT BURNS!” He dropped it and Lizz picked it up and felt nothing.
Rex: Her skin is fire retardent!
Timmy’s watch beeped and it read 7:50 A.M. “Oh no, I’m gonna be late for school!”
“How about we come with you to help get rid of some of these animatics?” Jimmy suggested.
Duncan: Go to school, save the dimension? Such a hard decision!
“Awesome, let’s go!”
Rex: Yatta!
Fin of Chapter 1
There it is, I hope you enjoyed it as much as I did making fun of it.
And please in the name of corn. Gimme some feedback.
~Rex.
This story is copyright to www.fanfiction.net/u/1063319/S_O_Lmaster
ANYWAY.
I've got a bit of a MSTing sample here for yuns. I do alot of this dying art, though most if it doesn't make internet waves. And I just wanted to know what the MST3K community thought.
Now, I'm too lazy to write host segments, seeing as I usually never finish a story, so I'll just introduce the characters here.
Rexington 'Rex' Coniglio: An anthropomorphic Snowshoe hare. White fur. For it is winter. He's got a bit of a temper on him and a mind that needs to be cleaned up with that oak tree growing in the gutter. I rarely write a MSTing without some dirty little joke from him.
Duncan Mitchelson: A Green, Anthropomorphic kitty. Rex's bestest buddy and labrat. He often sits with Duncan and read/watches the horrible fics he finds for comical effects. If need be, though, Rex will switch him out for a new person. Kind of like how the Doctor goes through Companions like Kleenex.
Anyway. On with the show. Tonights sample is one of my favorite stories. A Kingdom Hearts knockoff set to the tune of Nickelodeon Original Cartoons called 'Twilight Moon'. A Descriptive master piece that's like pot for the eyes!
Enjoy.
Twilight Moon
Chapter 1: First impressions are very important
One day there was a fourteen year old girl named Lizz.
Duncan: Nah! We're just yanking your chain.
When she got home she turned on the T.V to Nickelodeon
Rex: And got electrocuted.
and ‘Jimmy Neutron’ was on, it was one of her favorite shows.
Duncan: Next to 'Boring history talk' on P.B.S.
Rex: [boring voice man] And in 1776 the declaration of indepence was signed by John Hancock, Benjamin Franklin, Thomas Jefferson....[etc]
She wished she could meet them in person, but everyone knows he’s not real, but she always thought he was.
Duncan: She also lived in the basement with grandma!
“I wish I could meet the Nicktoons”
Rex: [Lizz] And have friends.
Lizz told herself. Then all of a sudden the T.V. went blank. “That’s weird, what’s going on?”
She walked over to the T.V. and a green portal appeared in front of her, she jumped back scared,
Rex: And fell through the floor.
but slowly put her hand through it, and then put her head through to look inside,
Duncan: Not taking into consideration the dangers she could be in.
but then she stumbled in. After taking a long drop, she got up and looked around, the place looked like a science lab, but somewhat familiar.
“Wow, what is this place?” Lizz asked herself. “This can’t possibly be…”
Rex: But it is!
Duncan: Velcome to Soviet Russia!
Then Goddard appeared, “Bark! Bark! Brrr!” causing Lizz to scream.
“Ahhh! You’re Goddard! But how?”
Rex: Through the magic of not taking your medication!
“Goddard, down boy!” Jimmy Neutron ordered as he came into view.
Duncan: Today's guest host on the View, Jimmy Neutron!
Rex: (Barbara Walters) You're a vewy smart young man.
“And you’re Jimmy Neutron.” Lizz recognized.
Rex: [the chair guy] The Lizz recognizes Jimmy Neutron.
“Is this a joke? Am I dreaming?”
“I know this may seem weird to you,” Jimmy tried explaining. “Considering, you’re a viewer.”
“A what?”
Duncan: A moron, also.
“’Viewer’, you know, the ones who watch us from the real world.”
Duncan: [Lizz] No, I watch you on the Road Rules.
“You mean, you know you’re a cartoon?” Lizz asked confused and surprised.
Rex: She was Confised!
“Of coarse I do, why wouldn’t I?” Jimmy answered. “We all know.”
“Oh… who’s ‘we’?”
Duncan: [Jimmy] We are. We loves the precious.
“Everyone in my world and even the other worlds, but maybe I should start explaining. Ever since this morning, strange creatures, I believe are called ‘animatics’ have been coming out of portals of darkness and into other worlds.
Rex: But of course, they, in no way, resemble Heartless.
I’m still not sure where the source is, but if I keep looking I’m sure I can find it.”
Duncan: [Jimmy] But if I don't I'm sure I will find it anyway.
“But what does that have to do with me?” Lizz asked.
“According to toon legend, there is a weapon called the ‘sword of light’ it is said to believe to be more powerful than any other toon. But it can only be wielded by a viewer.”
“You mean that’s me?”
Duncan: Yes, you are our Sora knock off.
“Well actually, I was trying to summon the sword of light master,
Rex: With occult rituals.
but instead it brought you instead.
Lizz got a bit disappointed that Jimmy brought her by mistake. “Well… I guess I’ll go then.”
Jimmy stopped her from walking away. “Wait, I can still use your help to stop these animatics, at least until I find the sword of light master.”
“Okay, so… how do we get to other worlds?”
Rex: Why, in the Gummi ship of course!
Duncan: Wrong Crossover series.
Rex: Oh~.
“Just step through my Wormhole Generator.”
“I wonder which world we’re going to first
Duncan: [Senor Diablo] Welcome to Hell!
Rex: [JTHM] -weilds a knife and looks crazy-
Jimmy and Lizz
-joke emitted for rating purposes-
stepped through the Wormhole Generator.
They came out through the portal and came to another world. It was Dimmsdale.
Duncan: Home of morons.
Rex: Lizz's home town!
“Wow that was kinda fun.” Lizz said excited. Then she saw something up ahead. “Hey, what’s that?!”
Rex: It's a car!
Duncan: SPLAT!
They saw small, gray, paper creatures terrorizing the people and destroying stuff.
Duncan: She describes it so well, it's like I'm there.
“The animatics, they’re here too.” Jimmy recognized them.
A little boy was trying to fight the animatics with a weapon that flings stars,
Rex: But since Stars are massive burning bodies, everyone died.
but there were so many, he was starting to lose.
“We should help him,” Jimmy said taking out his tornado blaster. “Let’s go!”
“But I don’t have anything to fight those things with!” Lizz told him.
Duncan: I want to see her turn into Sailor Moon, how about you?
Rex: I want to see her turn into a man ala Ranma.
“Well… then you stay here and I’ll call you when it’s safe.”
Duncan: -five seconds later-It's safe!
Rex: [Lizz] Oh, Oka- DEAD!
Jimmy ran off to the kid to help him fight the animatics, leaving Lizz alone.
Both: -singing- Lonely! I'm so lonely~!
I can’t believe it; I always thought that when I meet Jimmy Neutron, it would be cool,
Duncan: When meaning she would in the future.
Rex: Coo-Coo.
Lizz thought to herself. I just hope that sword of light master comes soon Then she saw an animatic about to slice Jimmy with its claws. “Jimmy look out!” She warned as she started running toward him.
Suddenly a bright light appeared around her What? When the light was gone, a big, white sword appeared in her hand. “Wow a sword, but how?”
Duncan: OMG, NO! SHE'S THE WEILDER?
Rex: -heartattack-
Then she remembered about Jimmy, and quickly rushed toward the animatics. Everytime she would slice them with her sword, they would rip into paper and disappear.
“That was awesome!” The boy said.
Lizz immediately recognized him. “Hey, you’re Timmy Turner.” Then Cosmo and Wanda poof from being Timmy’s star flinger to their normal selves, and float over Timmy. “And you guys are Cosmo and Wanda.”
“And you’re Pinky
Duncan: And you're the Brain. What's your point?
from the reunion, I was there and Wanda, you were there ahhh good times good times.” Cosmo said for no reason.
“No, actually my name is Lizz.”
Duncan: And I'm an alchoholic.
Rex: -boredly-Hi Lizz...
“Hi Lizz, I’m Timmy,” Timmy introduced. “Which you already know because you just said my name and… oh my gosh, you know about Cosmo and Wanda?!”
“Of coarse she does,” Jimmy told him. “Lizz is a viewer, so she knows all about your programs.”
Duncan: She has no life, what so ever.
“Right, a viewer.” Timmy replied unsure.
Rex:No, Left a viewer.
Wanda started whispering in Timmy’s ear, “Viewers have acceptions, so even if she does know, it wouldn’t matter.”
Duncan: 'Cause no one cares about the ugly chick.
“Yeah, but what about Neutron, he can’t know.” Timmy looked over and saw Lizz and Cosmo talking and laughing.
Lizz called over to Timmy, “Hey Timmy, I really like your ‘computer programs’!”
Timmy smiled and knew he could trust her, for even Lizz knew not even Jimmy could know Timmy had fairy godparents. “So what were those creatures we were fighting?” Timmy asked.
Duncan: [Jimmy] Nothing, Just Gay Rights prostesters.
Jimmy answered, “Those were animatics. I heard that they’re incomplete toons brought to life by dark energy.
Rex: Like Heartle-
Duncan: SHUSH! IT'S ORIGINAL!
I just don’t know where or who is releasing them into our worlds,
Rex: Like Xem-
Duncan: Shush!
but now that Lizz is the sword of light master, she can stop them and restore the balance to all our worlds.”
Duncan: Like Sor-
Rex: SHUT UP!
All of a sudden, a nervous face appeared on Lizz,
Duncan: [Lizz] AH! AH! GET IT OFF!
after a few seconds she broke out of shock. “What?! I can’t be the sword of light master, I’m fourteen. Can’t you just get someone else?”
Rex: [Jimmy] -sigh- Call Mickey, we'll borrow his chosen one.
“Lizz, you just can’t get someone else, you have to-“
“Oh yeah?” Lizz interrupted as she looked at Timmy, Wanda, and then Cosmo. “Cosmo, congratulations, you’re the new sword of light master.” She gave him the sword.
Duncan: But seeing Cosmo was a tiny man, he fell from the sky trying to hold the damn thing.
Cosmo got excited. “This is great! Finally, I-“ Then the handle of the sword heated up in his hand. “AHHH! IT BURNS!” He dropped it and Lizz picked it up and felt nothing.
Rex: Her skin is fire retardent!
Timmy’s watch beeped and it read 7:50 A.M. “Oh no, I’m gonna be late for school!”
“How about we come with you to help get rid of some of these animatics?” Jimmy suggested.
Duncan: Go to school, save the dimension? Such a hard decision!
“Awesome, let’s go!”
Rex: Yatta!
Fin of Chapter 1
There it is, I hope you enjoyed it as much as I did making fun of it.
And please in the name of corn. Gimme some feedback.
~Rex.
This story is copyright to www.fanfiction.net/u/1063319/S_O_Lmaster