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Post by nightfalcawk on Jan 14, 2004 20:40:03 GMT -5
And what do cats fly on in the darkness of Lopper?
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Post by Buddhist Kitten on Jan 14, 2004 21:15:32 GMT -5
to nightfalcawk:
1. 'Cause I saaaaaiiiiid so.
2. Because they have special continuous cat-flying-in-dark-abilities that only platypi also have. And they fly in Lopper cause they feel like it.
NEXT QUESTION!
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Post by Phantom Engineer on Jan 14, 2004 21:16:17 GMT -5
How are you?
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Post by Buddhist Kitten on Jan 14, 2004 21:22:34 GMT -5
Pretty good, thank you. My monthlies is coming, but otherwise I'm okay. NEXT QUESTION!!! |
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Post by Phantom Engineer on Jan 15, 2004 0:06:29 GMT -5
Pretty good, thank you. My monthlies is coming, but otherwise I'm okay. NEXT QUESTION!!! I don't think any of us needed to know that. |
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Post by Torgo on Jan 15, 2004 0:57:13 GMT -5
 Who do you think Jar Jar resembles more, a frog or Jimmy Carter? |
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Post by nightfalcawk on Jan 15, 2004 10:42:10 GMT -5
Why is it snowing in New York?
Is today a snow day?
Do you want to bite a cat?
What is the meaning of life?
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Post by Tranq on Jan 15, 2004 11:51:20 GMT -5
How many fingers am I holding up?
What are the chances of me getting a date with that cute Librarian?
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
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Post by Buddhist Kitten on Jan 15, 2004 12:46:08 GMT -5
to Phantomengineer: Well, you asked, so it's too late. Men are so touchy with the female cycle.
to Torgo: Jimmy Carter, definately.
to nightfalcawk:
1. It is snowing in New York because the clouds are sad and snow forms when clouds cry and they are cold at the same time. They cry so much because clouds are normally sad creatures, especially in New York. However, there may not ever be snow anymore soon, because the clouds are getting blankets and Zoloft.
2. In my school district, yes.
3. No.
4. The meaning of life is to live fully, give to the world, and make the best impressions in life. And then die so the child angels in heaven could use our corspes as playthings. Sad but true.
to Tranq:
1. None, for at that moment of asking that question you were typing.
2. Absolutely none, for that cute librarian is a spy from France and already has a husband that she needs to kill. She would not like to affect or kill any other male, female, and asexual in her lifetime. And she hates the band Grateful Dead, also.
3. Approx. five kilograms of wood, six if it's chopping down oak.
NEXT QUESTION(S)!!!!!!!
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Post by Phantom Engineer on Jan 15, 2004 19:33:35 GMT -5
Are we getting billed for this?
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Post by Buddhist Kitten on Jan 15, 2004 20:43:47 GMT -5
Are we getting billed for this? No. Miss Chloe wants to give free, helpful advice to all the people, young and old, poor and rich, living in Arkansas and non-living in Arkansas! Miss Chloe's advisors: This is a lie! We are now billing $60 per question! Miss Chloe and us yourselves need money! |
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Post by Phantom Engineer on Jan 15, 2004 21:12:04 GMT -5
You forgot.
NEXT QUESTION(S)!!!!!!!
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Post by Buddhist Kitten on Jan 15, 2004 21:18:35 GMT -5
Well, thank you, Mr. phantomengineer. You can be Miss Chloe's helper on things she forgets.
Wait. . . no. . . nevermind. Don't, for the Sake of the Lord, please.
NEXT QUESTION(S)!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by Phantom Engineer on Jan 15, 2004 21:39:34 GMT -5
What is the root of all evil?
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Post by vanhagar3000 on Jan 15, 2004 21:51:48 GMT -5
Who Shot JR?
What's that smell?
What's this thing on my back?
What's with young people today?
Where did it go?
Who's there?
What the hell was he thinking?
I need a sandwich
I like Pie
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