TomServo69
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Gone but not Forgotten
Nothing ever changes........
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Post by TomServo69 on Jan 15, 2004 22:08:40 GMT -5
What is the root of all evil? Money.........so they say. Sorry, couldn't help but throw in the Floyd reference. Servo
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Post by vanhagar3000 on Jan 15, 2004 22:23:17 GMT -5
Also, can people fall at 60 degree angles.
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Torgo
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Post by Torgo on Jan 16, 2004 0:09:16 GMT -5
Who will win the Alien vs. Predator movie?
Keep in mind that if you're wrong, I'll sue your ass.
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Post by Buddhist Kitten on Jan 16, 2004 15:14:54 GMT -5
to phantomengineer: The root of all evil is furbies and other eletronic toys. to VanHagar3000: 1. I did. 2. That is the smell of 6 billion people cooking dinner. 3. That thing on your back is skin. 4. Well, most young people has recently discovered Ovaltine, which produces cocaine like affects in not-smart people of the USA. When drunk by the young people of today, the mixture of thier stupidity, Ovaltine, gas in the US sky, and French fries makes them act giddy, dress like their peers, follow famous people and not care about school. 5. It went to California, where along with Il, Et, Is, and And got shot down by a person in 50 Cent's group. The murder has yet to be solved, and Johnnie Cochran is taking the case. 6. The stranger who wants to eat your mom. 7. He was thinking,"Well, boy, wouldn't it be funny if I did a Miss Cleo rip-off at a MST3K message board?"
Answers for other questions soon.
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Post by Buddhist Kitten on Jan 16, 2004 15:18:58 GMT -5
Who will win the Alien vs. Predator movie? Keep in mind that if you're wrong, I'll sue your ass. Both will win, be happy, and have a tea party, and get married. Then the Aliens will team up with Sigourney Weaver and David Fincher to eat Jennifer Lopez. They will die in the fight, and Predator will be left alone, happy again with lack of sequels. And if you sue me, I will counter-sue your ass. NEXT QUESTION(S)!!!!!
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Post by Phantom Engineer on Jan 16, 2004 18:50:10 GMT -5
Who's gonna win the Super Bowl?
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Torgo
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Post by Torgo on Jan 16, 2004 19:58:01 GMT -5
And if you sue me, I will counter-sue your ass. I've got many people willing to join my suit. I'll take it to the highest People's Court in the land.
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Post by nightfalcawk on Jan 16, 2004 20:22:14 GMT -5
Why do microphones bite Polly-o at noo-noo time.
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Post by Phantom Engineer on Jan 17, 2004 12:09:01 GMT -5
Why can't I get there from here?
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Post by Tranq on Jan 17, 2004 12:21:20 GMT -5
What's the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
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Post by Phantom Engineer on Jan 17, 2004 12:23:39 GMT -5
Why do our questions go unanswered?
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Post by Buddhist Kitten on Jan 17, 2004 14:02:02 GMT -5
Phantomengineer: 1. The Knicks. 2. Because in order for you to go to "There", you must go past the speed of light. And even then, it would be impossible, because your body would break apart and explode. Your next life then will be somebody's cinnamon buns. 3. YOUR QUESTIONS DO NOT GO UNANSWERED, FOR I ANSWERED THEM!! And, if I ever don't, it is because Miss Chloe drank too much Ovaltine and her head hurts from a Ovaltine hangover. to Torgo: Your knees will squish the whole court. to nightfalcawk: Because you are in a insane asylum. The microphones biting Polly-o represents your fears toward relationships and intimatcy. And the noo-noo time is just because you are crazy. to Tranq: It matters if it is carrying a coconut or not. For both, the scenitific possibilites are infinite.
NEXT QUESTION(S)!!!!!!
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Post by vanhagar3000 on Jan 17, 2004 14:16:03 GMT -5
Where's the beef?
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Post by Tranq on Jan 17, 2004 14:23:36 GMT -5
When will Britney Spears become a washed-up, has-been?
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Post by Buddhist Kitten on Jan 17, 2004 14:27:46 GMT -5
I ALREADY ANSWERED THAT QUESTION!!!!! Go look, page three. to Tranq: In about two years, right after the release of her album," Jazz favorites re-done by Britney!" NEXT QUESTION(S)!!!!!!
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