Torgo
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Post by Torgo on Feb 19, 2004 23:08:30 GMT -5
I was on another message board and there was this poster named dick_hurtz. So he went in the Austin Powers forum and started advertising stuff he had on EBay. The moderators deleated his threads, and I guess that pissed him off. So he started spaming up the boards on how Austin Powers sucked. One of the things he said was stupid about them was how they used names to form things that sounded nasty like Alota Fagina or Ivana Humpalot. Someone replied "That coming from a guy with the screenname dick_hurtz?  " dick_hurtz's own reply to that just said "..." Flash forward to about 48 hours later, even though many several people quoted these three dots and responding "WTF?", he edited to "Of course, why pay to see it when you can get it from me for free. ;D" I swear, I lost a few brain cells on that one. |
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Post by Mr. Atari on Feb 19, 2004 23:16:35 GMT -5
I was helping a friend fix the brakes on his car one day. He was trying to loosen a bolt and it just wasn't moving. He stripped the bolt something fierce, and finally resorted to stomping on the socket wrench to try and loosen the bolt. The socket wrench snapped in two. So we went down to the hardware store and bought an indestructible wrench (lifetime guarantee), went back to his garage, and he promptly broke that one, too. We went back to the store a second time, and bought a third wrench. When we got back to the garage, I asked him if I could give it a go. The bolt came off on my first try.
He was turning it the wrong way.
And now you know the rest of the story.
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Post by TV's Cowboy on Feb 20, 2004 16:36:28 GMT -5
Another stupid thing that comes to mind was on another message board and this guy was complaining about the Spider-Man movie. He said that they shouldn't have made the Green Lantern the main villain in the movie. Someone corrected him and said it was Goblin not Lantern and the dope responed by saying "Oh it doesn't matter they're the same guy anyway". I don't think I need to go further.
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Post by nightfalcawk on Feb 20, 2004 20:07:58 GMT -5
Another stupid thing that comes to mind was on another message board and this guy was complaining about the Spider-Man movie. He said that they shouldn't have made the Green Lantern the main villain in the movie. Someone corrected him and said it was Goblin not Lantern and the dope responed by saying "Oh it doesn't matter they're the same guy anyway". I don't think I need to go further. LOL! That's great! |
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Post by TomServo69 on Feb 20, 2004 22:38:42 GMT -5
Another stupid thing that comes to mind was on another message board and this guy was complaining about the Spider-Man movie. He said that they shouldn't have made the Green Lantern the main villain in the movie. Someone corrected him and said it was Goblin not Lantern and the dope responed by saying "Oh it doesn't matter they're the same guy anyway". I don't think I need to go further. Oh boy, I'm glad that wasn't me. I get violent over my Green Goblin mistakes. Why was this tool even watching the movie if you doesn't know the difference between the Goblin and the Green Latern? Hell, Green Latern is a DC character!!!! I mean, there's, I, just, oh poopie. Servo |
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Torgo
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Post by Torgo on Feb 20, 2004 22:48:48 GMT -5
Another stupid thing that comes to mind was on another message board and this guy was complaining about the Spider-Man movie. He said that they shouldn't have made the Green Lantern the main villain in the movie. Someone corrected him and said it was Goblin not Lantern and the dope responed by saying "Oh it doesn't matter they're the same guy anyway". I don't think I need to go further. He must have been an idiot. Everybody knows that the Green Latern is the Green Hornet and the Green Goblin is the Hobgoblin. |
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Post by nightfalcawk on Feb 20, 2004 22:51:06 GMT -5
He must have been an idiot. Everybody knows that the Green Latern is the Green Hornet and the Green Goblin is the Hobgoblin. And the Green Hornet is Connie Chung and the Hobgoblin is Meryl Streep. |
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Post by Wizard on Feb 21, 2004 0:59:28 GMT -5
I was on another message board and there was this poster named dick_hurtz. I know an attorney named Dick Burns... |
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