|
|
Post by Phantom Engineer on Apr 5, 2004 21:25:15 GMT -5
It works now. The site must have been down. Yes, it works now and I hope to never see it again. |
|
TomServo69
Moderator Emeritus 
Gone but not Forgotten
Nothing ever changes........
Posts: 5,467
|
Post by TomServo69 on Apr 5, 2004 22:02:30 GMT -5
Boy, Scruff just keeps getting more and more ignorant doesn't he? How the hell does making cookies help teach kids how to take preventive measures in life? Not even a damn warning about the dangers of playing with stoves when you're alone. Servo |
|
yousonuva
Moderator Emeritus
I'm not insane but I am King of the Universe
Posts: 14,309
|
Post by yousonuva on Apr 6, 2004 7:52:40 GMT -5
Reading that reminded me of this one time I was 8 or 9, I was walking by myself at the end of the cul-de-sac near the street, and this guy stopped in the middle of the road and asked me where the Inglewood sanitorium was. You know, a hospital for mental patients. I actually did know where it was and tried to give him directions. He just kind of looked at me and drove away. I didn't think there was anything scary about it back then, but now when I think of it I remember, he had a scruffy beard and was driving a beat-up van. And why would somebody ask a kid the directions to a sanitorium? God, I was soooo stupid!!! But nothing happened. EDIT: Or is it sanitarium? That was YOU!? Dammit all to hell! I drove around for 34 hours looking for the place only to find out YOU GAVE ME THE WRONG DIRECTIONS! After I had given up finding it, the cops pulled me over and mistook me for a wanted arsonist (who's still on the loose 'cause of you!) and I did 12 years......HARD LABOUR!!!!!......What is you're address? |
|
|
|
Post by nightfalcawk on Apr 6, 2004 8:54:48 GMT -5
That was YOU!? Dammit all to hell! I drove around for 34 hours looking for the place only to find out YOU GAVE ME THE WRONG DIRECTIONS! After I had given up finding it, the cops pulled me over and mistook me for a wanted arsonist (who's still on the loose 'cause of you!) and I did 12 years......HARD LABOUR!!!!!......What is you're address? Calm down Yousonuva, here, have some virtual pancakes! |
|
|
|
Post by nightfalcawk on Apr 6, 2004 9:08:03 GMT -5
|
|
|
|
Post by TV's Cowboy on Apr 6, 2004 9:42:42 GMT -5
Golly  these adventures with Scruff really make me want to safety up and take a bite out of crime . . . . . . . . . . No not really |
|
|
|
Post by Buddhist Kitten on Apr 6, 2004 12:08:45 GMT -5
These truly are hilarious. I doubt that if you do the things that SCRUFF MCGRUFF tells you to, especially with bullying, that you will be able to keep your lunch money.
|
|
|
|
Post by nightfalcawk on Apr 6, 2004 12:13:09 GMT -5
All human friends (even though Scruff is a dog):"Please do not pick on my friend."
Bully: Whatever. Me and my friends will just gang rape him later tonight.
At least that's how it would be in the real world.
|
|
yousonuva
Moderator Emeritus
I'm not insane but I am King of the Universe
Posts: 14,309
|
Post by yousonuva on Apr 6, 2004 12:19:29 GMT -5
This one really got me scared. If I heard this behind a door, I would slowly turn around and RUUUN!  |
|
|
|
Post by nightfalcawk on Apr 6, 2004 12:21:15 GMT -5
This one really got me scared. If I heard this behind a door, I would slowly turn around and RUUUN! LMAO! |
|
|
|
Post by Buddhist Kitten on Apr 6, 2004 12:21:23 GMT -5
This one really got me scared. If I heard this behind a door, I would slowly turn around and RUUUN! Why the expletive did they do that in the first place?? And what does LMAO mean? |
|
|
|
Post by nightfalcawk on Apr 6, 2004 12:24:34 GMT -5
Why the expletive did they do that in the first place?? And what does LMAO mean? 1)Laugh my ass off. 2)They were stupid. That and the dog was pissed about being neutered. NEXT QUESTION(S)!!! |
|
|
|
Post by Buddhist Kitten on Apr 6, 2004 12:25:42 GMT -5
1)Laugh my ass off. 2)They were stupid. That and the dog was pissed about being nuetered. NEXT QUESTION(S)!!! You spelled 'neutered' wrong, or more wrong than I did. |
|
yousonuva
Moderator Emeritus
I'm not insane but I am King of the Universe
Posts: 14,309
|
Post by yousonuva on Apr 6, 2004 12:28:24 GMT -5
Actually it's in present tense so it's "Laughing my ass off". And if you ever find an 'F' within those letters, just assume it's a nice little frog.....or a deplorable curse word that little 12 year old girls should never say. tsk tsk and harumph! |
|
|
|
Post by Buddhist Kitten on Apr 6, 2004 12:53:14 GMT -5
Actually it's in present tense so it's "Laughing my ass off". And if you ever find an 'F' within those letters, just assume it's a nice little frog.....or a deplorable curse word that little 12 year old girls should never say. tsk tsk and harumph! What? I should never say f**k? |
|
these adventures with Scruff really make me want to safety up and take a bite out of crime
