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Post by vanhagar3000 on May 5, 2004 15:41:22 GMT -5
Well it's obvious that nightfalcawk made that 'Most annoying mass thread makers' at a jab at me since I was placed on top of everyone else and he tried to get at me but now it's time for sweet ass revenge.
Lindsay Lohan, nightfalcawk's enemy, who nightfalcawk has claimed to be a horrible actress has become critically acclaimed even by the most hardcore of critics and successful actresses and beloved by millions of fans. Lohan’s movie has opened number one, she has hosted Saturday Night Live, she was named one of the 50 sexiest people in some magazine and has been a guest on Conan O’Brien. She has been feuding with Hilary Duff while nighfalcawk has been taking pot shots at some fat guy from Minnesota. Nightfalcawk’s enemy has succeeded and become beloved by American. Nightfalcawk’s enemy has been signed to several movies while he’s stuck here having to take shots from some Twin Cities stoner. Ah, nighfalcawk you poor soul, you’ve seen an enemy rise to the top and become a favorite of many. I never thought I’d say this but...
HOORAY FOR LINDSAY LOHAN
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
SWEETEST VICTORY
(something something)
SWEETEST VICTORY
OH SWEETEST VICTORY
(something something)
SWEETEST VICTORY
(something something)
NOTE: VanHagar3000 in no way supports Mean Girls (although he has heard good things), Lindsay Lohan (although he has heard good things), or fake rubber dog poo.
Also Pat Bentar may not be awesome
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Post by Torgo on May 5, 2004 15:44:48 GMT -5
I've heard good things about fake rubber dog poo. I'm going to have to try it some time.
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Post by nightfalcawk on May 5, 2004 16:34:36 GMT -5
Well it's obvious that nightfalcawk made that 'Most annoying mass thread makers' at a jab at me since I was placed on top of everyone else and he tried to get at me but now it's time for sweet ass revenge. Lindsay Lohan, nightfalcawk's enemy, who nightfalcawk has claimed to be a horrible actress has become critically acclaimed even by the most hardcore of critics and successful actresses and beloved by millions of fans. Lohan’s movie has opened number one, she has hosted Saturday Night Live, she was named one of the 50 sexiest people in some magazine and has been a guest on Conan O’Brien. She has been feuding with Hilary Duff while nighfalcawk has been taking pot shots at some fat guy from Minnesota. Nightfalcawk’s enemy has succeeded and become beloved by American. Nightfalcawk’s enemy has been signed to several movies while he’s stuck here having to take shots from some Twin Cities stoner. Ah, nighfalcawk you poor soul, you’ve seen an enemy rise to the top and become a favorite of many. I never thought I’d say this but... HOORAY FOR LINDSAY LOHAN BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA SWEETEST VICTORY
(something something)
SWEETEST VICTORY
OH SWEETEST VICTORY
(something something)
SWEETEST VICTORY
(something something)NOTE: VanHagar3000 in no way supports Mean Girls (although he has heard good things), Lindsay Lohan (although he has heard good things), or fake rubber dog poo. Also Pat Bentar may not be awesome Oh yeah, poor me, all I have is my 94.7% average, my alumni status at an Ivy League college, and hormone shots that have the effect of steriods on my body. Excuse me while I cry. Okay. Done. You forget that being an actress is an unsteady career. Soon she shall fade out, become the trophy wife of an abusive millionaire, and become fat, old, ugly, and probably mutated from the uranium in the water supply. Bye VanHagar, have fun making some more music threads! |
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Post by otrfan on May 5, 2004 16:52:11 GMT -5
You forget that being an actress is an unsteady career. Soon she shall fade out, become the trophy wife of an abusive millionaire, and become fat, old, ugly, and probably mutated from the uranium in the water supply. But until then, HUBBA HUBBA! |
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Post by vanhagar3000 on May 5, 2004 16:55:23 GMT -5
But until then, HUBBA HUBBA! Agreed. I said it before and I'll say it again. Just look at this   BOING!!! |
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Post by nightfalcawk on May 5, 2004 17:01:05 GMT -5
Let me preface this by saying that the reason I hate Lindsey Lohan is the reason I hate the other kids who go/went to my school.
They are jackasses.
She shoved me in the hall into the wall in grade school, and, like all the other people, just tell me to get out of their way. So why should I like her?
Tell me, people kick me around all the time, should I like THEM?
And that is why I hate Lindsey Lohan.
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Post by otrfan on May 5, 2004 17:03:17 GMT -5
She shoved me in the hall into the wall in grade school, and, like all the other people, just tell me to get out of their way. So why should I like her? I am probably a perv for saying this but, I would kill to be shoved in the hall by the Lohan. |
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Post by nightfalcawk on May 5, 2004 17:04:05 GMT -5
I am probably a perv for saying this but, I would kill to be shoved in the hall by the Lohan. This was before she bloomed! |
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Post by Torgo on May 5, 2004 17:04:30 GMT -5
Let me preface this by saying that the reason I hate Lindsey Lohan is the reason I hate the other kids who go/went to my school. They are jackasses. That's what makes america so great. Home of the Jackasses, Smartasses, and Dumbasses. And proud of it. |
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Post by nightfalcawk on May 5, 2004 17:22:36 GMT -5
That's what makes america so great. Home of the Jackasses, Smartasses, and Dumbasses. And proud of it. Like Ben Affleck. |
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Post by Torgo on May 5, 2004 17:24:39 GMT -5
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Post by vanhagar3000 on May 5, 2004 18:20:50 GMT -5
I am probably a perv for saying this but, I would kill to be shoved in the hall by the Lohan. This sounds like something Torgo (the movie character not the posters) would like. WoUld yOU LIke tO sHOve me linDSAY? (Begins to cry after realizes it was lame but he is too lazy to delete it yet has enough stregth to type this) |
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Post by Torgo on May 5, 2004 18:59:22 GMT -5
This sounds like something Torgo (the movie character not the posters) would like. Don't count the poster out too soon. |
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Post by vanhagar3000 on May 5, 2004 19:46:36 GMT -5
I got a movie that nightfalcawk would like Lindsay Lohan in since it's related to MST3K.
THE BREAST OF YUCCA FLATS
Of course every other man in the country would like it for obvious reasons. Yes I was reading Mighty Jack's little tidbit's of info at the bottom of the main board page.
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