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Post by Unsavory on Jun 18, 2004 17:17:00 GMT -5
I was going to make this an award show, but many of these aren't really awards, but instead yearbook style predictions. Most of them are mean spirited. Many of my words will hurt, and cause emotional harm. Anyway, this is it:
~~~~~~~~~The Unsavory Yearbook~~~~~~~
Most likely to fail at an attempted carreer in professional wrestling due to numerous violations of the substance abuse policy: VanHagar3000
Most likely to respond to this thread with an actual picture of a yearbook and nothing else: otrfan
Most likely to say something confusing that nobody else understands: Eliservo
Most likely to intentionally offend: yousonuva
Most likely to unintentionally offend: Blurryeye
Most likely to take offense to a comment about the weather: MightyJack
Most likely to own approximately 80% of the posts on any given spam thread: colemanfrancisfan2
Most likely to scare away newbies: phantomengineer
Most likely to get upset that she didn't receive a more intereresting mention: Chemical2010
~~~~~~The Unsavory Awards~~~~~~
Moodiest Poster: Tomservo69
Most Emotionally Insecure Poster: Dr.Z
Most Annoying Screenname: nightfalcawk
Most Annoying Avatar: Torgo
Most Sporadic Poster: Afghncaap5
If you want to make this interesting, suggest more categories, and I'll fill them over the course of the weeks. Also, post your own awards here. I deserve your worst. Bring 'em on.
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Post by Buddhist Kitten on Jun 18, 2004 17:26:23 GMT -5
May I scream at you? You're evil. EVIL!
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Post by TomServo69 on Jun 18, 2004 17:37:46 GMT -5
How about "Most Annoying Catchphrase"? We all know what wins that. Or "Most Interesting Topic of Debate"? These don't have to be about people do they?
+++MOOD SWING+++
Like I care if they do!
Servo
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Post by Buddhist Kitten on Jun 18, 2004 17:42:59 GMT -5
The Most annoycatchphrase would be uttered by me or Night, right?
And then Nightfalcawk would take up 99.999999 of the percent.
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Post by TomServo69 on Jun 18, 2004 17:44:43 GMT -5
The Most annoycatchphrase would be uttered by me or Night, right? And then Nightfalcawk would take up 99.999999 of the percent. Ya got that one right kid. This is actually the first time I've ever wanted to ban a word just due to sheer annoyance. Servo |
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Post by Buddhist Kitten on Jun 18, 2004 17:46:52 GMT -5
You didn't want to ban my constant ravings about ptarmigans?
I feel so unloved.
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Post by TomServo69 on Jun 18, 2004 17:53:57 GMT -5
You didn't want to ban my constant ravings about ptarmigans? I feel so unloved. Those must have been during the week that I went down to the basement (went on vacation) to gather my thoughts and come back new, improved, and 15.6% more of a smartass. Servo |
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Post by Unsavory on Jun 18, 2004 18:10:41 GMT -5
nighty ignored my warning and used that word one too many times. Go ahead and try to say it.
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Post by TomServo69 on Jun 18, 2004 18:20:24 GMT -5
nighty ignored my warning and used that word one too many times. Go ahead and try to say it. I gotta try this one. Preeow! I previewed it, and, that's good, but, it should say something like "Stop being an ignorant jerk". But, that's just me. I'm mean. Servo |
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Post by Unsavory on Jun 18, 2004 18:22:41 GMT -5
I thought about what I should turn it into. I had a lot of ideas, but I decided to make it as neutral as possible.
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Post by mightyjack on Jun 18, 2004 19:01:51 GMT -5
I knew my hair trigger temper would be noticed! Damn it, why am I so stupid! Gawd, grr, freankin. ACK! I guess I missed Cawks catchphrase? (Uh, hu-hu-, you said Cawk) Anway, Forrest wins the "Parrot Award", When I used the word "Pop Culture Edge" to describe an episode, Forrest next used the phrase. When I mentioned that I thought a film was "Well crafted", a few posts later Forrests used the same description. And these are only 2 examples! It's this whole, "Single White Female" vibe and frankly it's starting to freak me out. What if he starts dressing like Merlin Olson and flies off the handle on the board? Forrest is a great man, but Mom he keeps imitating me.  |
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Post by Unsavory on Jun 18, 2004 19:04:32 GMT -5
I was trying to think of a good one for Forrest revolving around how he rates everything as either really good, or really bad. I couldn't think of a clever way to word it as an award though.
Parrot Award though is a pretty good one.
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Post by mightyjack on Jun 18, 2004 22:28:09 GMT -5
But wait a sec... why is Torgo's avatar annoying? I don't understand it personally (I can't see all the fine print on my screen), so if you can explain it to me then perhaps I can be annoyed too.
His old one with William Hung, that made me laugh my ass off. But I can see why he changed it, a little Hung goes a long way.
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Post by Unsavory on Jun 18, 2004 22:37:54 GMT -5
Actually I liked Torgo's avatar at first just because it was stupid and obscure, and I had no idea what it was. Then, he explained it and it lost all charm, at least to me. Apparently it's some gag from the TV show Sliders, (which I'm not remotely familiar with.) I had hoped it was a real book cover, which would be awesome! But it's a joke book cover, and thus....an annoyance.
There's a thread somewhere where people explain their avatars and it's in there.
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Post by colemanfrancisfan on Jun 18, 2004 23:52:50 GMT -5
I'm glad I was noticed. Let me be the one to reply annoyingly to every one of your posts! I have interesting things to say about monkeys, dioramas, Pepto Bismol, the equator, the way the sheets never stay on the bed while you're sleeping....................
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