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Post by vanhagar3000 on Aug 19, 2006 11:33:15 GMT -5
You guys ever poop so hard your butt bleeds? No, but I've come close. See that's why I know I'm not gay, I just don't like the feeling. It hurts, it's not pleasurable like they all say.
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Post by Ratso on Aug 19, 2006 11:39:11 GMT -5
Pooping sucks.
I would rather just blow the sh*t out my nose.
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Post by Phantom Engineer on Aug 19, 2006 12:48:38 GMT -5
Pooping sucks. I would rather just blow the sh*t out my nose. You mean you don't expel enough of it with your posts?
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Post by Crowfan on Aug 19, 2006 15:38:00 GMT -5
Did you ever notice how when you take your dog for a walk and he goes poop, he looks at you like "why aren't you going too??" Or is it just me?
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Post by CBG on Aug 19, 2006 16:11:36 GMT -5
It's just you... Hard to believe this thread has gotten to page three.
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Post by Crowfan on Aug 19, 2006 16:13:04 GMT -5
How many pages of poop can there be here?
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Post by CBG on Aug 19, 2006 16:13:48 GMT -5
I don't know, but there's a lotta crap 'round here.
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Post by Crowfan on Aug 19, 2006 16:17:20 GMT -5
LOL
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Post by lisalovelace on Aug 19, 2006 19:52:16 GMT -5
At nursing homes whole books are devoted to just recording BM's. Ever try keeping track of 150 poops aday? Looking at poop is 50% of nursing.
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Post by Phantom Engineer on Aug 19, 2006 22:46:31 GMT -5
Looking at poop is 50% of nursing. Yeah but I bet the other 50% is really sexy! I've seen movies!
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Post by Phantom Engineer on Aug 19, 2006 22:48:54 GMT -5
OK, the official theme song for this thread is The Rolling Stones' "Turd On The Run" from Exile On Main Street.
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Post by Don Quixote on Aug 20, 2006 21:22:18 GMT -5
I just finished flushing incriminating evidence! Guess what it is!
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Post by lisalovelace on Aug 20, 2006 23:49:48 GMT -5
Looking at poop is 50% of nursing. Yeah but I bet the other 50% is really sexy! I've seen movies! I can think of nothing less sexy then a shift in the day of a nurse. Thing is leave it all at work. Nurses have to leave the sh*t at work or we would go crazy. Oh, I mean time for your sponge bath Mr. Phantom. Move this way I'll take your temp. Yah, thats it.
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Post by lisalovelace on Aug 20, 2006 23:52:33 GMT -5
Back to the crap. Can anyone tell me what dark, tarry stools mean(when you see it in a toilet)Anyone? Class?
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Post by lisalovelace on Aug 21, 2006 0:35:54 GMT -5
You guys ever poop so hard your butt bleeds? Have you ever been checked for roids Ratso? (let me get my rubber glove)
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