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Post by Phantom Engineer on Aug 17, 2006 21:10:32 GMT -5
Te he he, get it? You see it's a parody thread of "So I Just Finished Watching..." in CFM. Except it's dirty! Get it? You see, it's scatological! So therefore it's funny, get it?
Man, I am crackin' me up.
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Post by Ratso on Aug 17, 2006 21:18:22 GMT -5
Actually this thread gives me a reason to talk about this...
You ever take a crap that was so big that you just look at it and can't believe it came out of you? (I call that the monster crap) OH you know what I really hate... you ever poop pebbles? I mean not really pebbles, but poop that's so small that it looks like pebbles. I hate that.
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Post by Phantom Engineer on Aug 17, 2006 21:20:56 GMT -5
What monster have I created?
No, I don't mean that like Ratso's post.
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Post by Ratso on Aug 17, 2006 21:24:34 GMT -5
Once I was looking at some poop in public toilet... and it kind of looked like Popeye! And then I flushed it!
I gave him a real burial at sea.
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Post by Mitchell on Aug 17, 2006 21:32:47 GMT -5
The biggest one I ever unloaded was in a Tim Horton's Donut Shop in Shediac, New Bruswick. It was so big it literally got caught coming out.
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Post by Phantom Engineer on Aug 17, 2006 21:44:09 GMT -5
This thread has gone to crap.
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Post by Skyroniter on Aug 17, 2006 21:47:07 GMT -5
I plunged a toilet one day in the hotel I worked at. Later I that day I plunged the ice machine in the lounge with the same plunger. Was that sanitary?
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Post by Mitchell on Aug 17, 2006 21:50:32 GMT -5
It was for me since I'm nowhere near that hotel. That reminds me of a joke I need to post in the joke thread.
TO BE LINKED!
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Post by lisalovelace on Aug 17, 2006 22:32:05 GMT -5
Don't get me started on poop. In the nursing field you see more then fair share. Well I have many poop stories. Once after I cleaned up someone who was incontinent I walked around all day with a smear of poop in my hair. Lucky the poop was orange so it kinda blended into my blonde hair. Also talk about big poop, how about long poop? Once someone at work turded something like a foot and a halfer all in one continous coil in the toilet(just a educated guess, none of us actually measured it) Oh the joys of nursing.
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Post by Mitchell on Aug 17, 2006 22:34:37 GMT -5
ROMATT YOU'RE ARE ON NOTICE! GET TO WORK! OK, in the fifteen months I've been a member of this board this is the worst post ever: Lucky the poop was orange so it kinda blended into my blonde hair. |
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Post by Phantom Engineer on Aug 17, 2006 22:42:28 GMT -5
Lucky the poop was orange so it kinda blended into my blonde hair. I will never again have naughty thoughts about you. |
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Post by lisalovelace on Aug 17, 2006 22:48:15 GMT -5
I have to say I was surprised to see the poop in my hair. I was also pissed that none of my co-workers said anything. They probably had a good laugh in the break room. Have any of you ever had a turd come up out of the toilet like a rocket and almost hit you in the face? Once when I was emptying a bedpan into the toilet it bounced off the water and came within cm of hitting me square in the face. The gods were on my side that day I tell you.
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Post by vanhagar3000 on Aug 17, 2006 22:50:54 GMT -5
You know, now that I got my wish, I'm beginning to ask if this is what I really wanted.
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Post by lisalovelace on Aug 17, 2006 23:00:38 GMT -5
Lucky the poop was orange so it kinda blended into my blonde hair. I will never again have naughty thoughts about you. Sorry Phantom, I did not mean to burst your naughty nurse bubble/fantasy. If it helps the poop in the hair incident happened over 5 years ago. |
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Post by emperordorkin on Aug 17, 2006 23:02:40 GMT -5
Sometimes my poop is bright green.
Should I worry?
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