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Post by CBG on Aug 21, 2006 10:35:10 GMT -5
Back to the crap. Can anyone tell me what dark, tarry stools mean(when you see it in a toilet)Anyone? Class? It means you're about to watch your last crappy movie in space...
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Post by Ratso on Aug 23, 2006 20:04:33 GMT -5
The puppy just took a huge dump on the floor... it sucks that everybody that wanted the dog went out tonight.
They're going to get a surprise when they return.
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Post by Mitchell on Aug 23, 2006 22:43:17 GMT -5
Chinese food?
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Post by GodoHell on Aug 24, 2006 7:30:05 GMT -5
The dog's a Chow?
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Post by lisalovelace on Aug 24, 2006 7:44:32 GMT -5
I just emptied the litter box.
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Post by Phantom Engineer on Aug 24, 2006 7:46:15 GMT -5
You should get indoor plumbing.
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Post by GodoHell on Aug 24, 2006 7:48:04 GMT -5
Naw. The sewer company called her the other day & told her they had enough crap out of her.
Oh, wait...that was me.
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Post by lisalovelace on Aug 24, 2006 8:05:58 GMT -5
I can't believe it, I worked last night and did not see any poop! Oh and Phantom. Take it easy on me. I am tired. You know I meant the cats little box, geez.
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Post by Phantom Engineer on Aug 24, 2006 8:07:34 GMT -5
What am I, a mind reader?
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Post by Cerrita on Aug 24, 2006 11:38:15 GMT -5
I just emptied the litter box. my cat is so well trained by previous owners that she won't go outside, she has to have a litterbox or she holds it. She'll be out all night, come in and go straight for the box. Looking at poop is 50% of nursing. Not according to dad, anyhow.One half is repremanding the aids and the other half is correcting their f*cked up charting on the inept computer charting program. You guys ever poop so hard your butt bleeds? try drinking more fluids. And eat some eggs.
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Post by lisalovelace on Aug 24, 2006 19:47:54 GMT -5
I would say that watching the aids is a big part of my job but I have a good crew most shifts. I still stand behind my 50% poop theory. Course, I am working on the average of giving 200% of myself each shift. If someone is messed up in the poop department then you've got problems. I've seen people come to the hospital so full of poop they are vomitting it.
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Post by CBG on Aug 24, 2006 19:49:37 GMT -5
A visual I've never had...or even considered...Thanks, Lisa.
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Post by lisalovelace on Aug 24, 2006 19:55:58 GMT -5
You know how ratso is always writing about poop out his nose, or mouth. Well it can really happen. Sorry Change.
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Post by CBG on Aug 24, 2006 20:03:56 GMT -5
You know how ratso is always writing about poop out his nose, or mouth. Well it can really happen. Sorry Change. Yeah, but that's outta his nose/mouth, and I always considered that a medifore...never knew that the pipes could back-up THAT much... Logical though, considering everything is connected.
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Post by Phantom Engineer on Aug 24, 2006 20:33:58 GMT -5
I'm so sorry I started this thread. Forgive me everyone.
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